uncle phil

ring, your wish is my command...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

ring

Thanks phil...Your'e a peach.
I haven't fixed my computer at home yet,
and these library computers block YouTube.

ahhhh! I have an idea,
there is a computer at the Hotel where I do my theraputic swimming...
I will try there.

Fly

today..........i want some fucking aspirin.


what a hangover.............

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ring

I have an official name for hangovers.
Death-soul-scraping-hell.

I don't ever want one
and I WANT noone to have to suffer one, ever again.

Maybe I will invent a governor drive thingie, for booze,
like they use on race cars,...no matter how much you drink,
you only get to feel the first few,
and then after that,
the ethanol could do no more damage.

Didn't they have someting like that on Star Strek / Next Generation?

BadNick

I got one!

...and I hope all you folks got at least one of your most desired wishes. If not, don't give up hope, keep wishing.

uncle phil

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Tophat665

I want humility.

I remembered...

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Fly

yup.....i want one of these too...........

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uncle phil

when i see one, i'll get one for ya, buddy...

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fly

i want to hug phil......

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Tophat665

I want to be able to un-see things.
/ And a pony.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

uncle phil

i wanna be able to put the worms back in...

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Tophat665

I want to go fishing now.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Fly

i want my mom in-law's cancer to fuck off..............nasty fucking disease

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Giant Hamburger

I want a clutch of scotch eggs inserted deep inside my belly.

ring

YA yA YA YA !

You have returned!

uh...that is what I wanted.

Tophat665

Hail most meaty one! One of my wants has been fulfilled.

Planet LV-426 has been wrapped in 13 million metric tons of bulk sausage and nuked from Orbit. We'll be fitting the queen for her kilt (very important to get the L and the I in the right order in that word) and shipping her to your doostep next week.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

SSJTWIZTA

i want pot.

simple enough.

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller

Fly

i want to try and help you all out

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uncle phil

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Tophat665

I want to know what Pete Townsend and Roger Daltrey hope for now that they're old.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Fly

my guess is wheelchairs.........



i want a beer

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uncle phil

you can't have it...

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fly

but phil.............i want it man.

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Tophat665

Well, you can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes you just might find, you get what you need.

/ I remember in '98 this little redhead, about 18 years old, thought I had come up with that all by my lonesome.
// Kids today. And the NOISE they listen to.
/// Gerroff my lawn, ya rapscallions!

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

uncle phil

my ding-a-ling...
my ding-a-ling...
i want you to play with my ding-a-ling...

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Tophat665

I don't want all this. I just want to sing!
/ An a nice girl with Vast tracts of land wouldn't be totally out of line at that.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

uncle phil

i don't want a pickle...
i just want to ride on my motorcycle...

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

BadNick

I really need to get a motorcicle

In the meantime, don't eat the yellow snow

Tophat665

I want to go to St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Giant Hamburger

I want a larger aerated tank so I may continue my xenotransplantation experiments
and some monkey glands.

Tophat665

I want a subterranean lair.
With minions.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

uncle phil

oh, man, /me wants some minions too...

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Tophat665

Minions, not lackies, flunkies, or toadies. I'm thinking more Grand Moff Tarkin than a bunch of Clones.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Fly

i want a clone.............


and let's see if he puts his bare ass all over the net.

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SterlingStudios

uncle phil

clones...

he wants clones...

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Tophat665

I want to know this: Is it still gay sex if it's with your own clone, or is it masturbation at that point?

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Fly

i want these fucking stitches out so i can get back to making music fer fuck sakes

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ring

I want Fly to have this powerful healing potion.

Fly

i want ring to know that she is awesome.


thanks dear.

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BASTARD

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