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View Poll Results: Am I an asshole? | |||
Yes, you are an unbearable asshole and I wish you would go away. | 7 | 18.92% | |
Yes, you are an asshole, but so is everyone else. | 8 | 21.62% | |
Yes, you are an asshole, but you are my kind of asshole. | 8 | 21.62% | |
No, you are not an asshole. | 3 | 8.11% | |
I have no opinion of you. You mean less than nothing to me. | 11 | 29.73% | |
Voters: 37. You may not vote on this poll |
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11-15-2008, 07:55 PM | #1 (permalink) |
President Rick
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Am I an asshole?
It has been recently brought to my attention that I may be an asshole. So I figured I would put it to a public vote. The voting is anonymous, so answer how you honestly feel. Of course for those who are bold and passionate about my assholeness, feel free to elaborate on your vote, list in as much detail as you like the level of my assholinity. If you feel so inclined, consider this "an open letter to an asshole".
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11-15-2008, 08:28 PM | #2 (permalink) |
I have eaten the slaw
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You're really invested in this "everyone hates me" stuff, aren't you?
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11-16-2008, 02:09 AM | #4 (permalink) |
Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
Location: Southern England
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I think you're an arsehole, but at least you're not a cunt.
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11-16-2008, 04:18 AM | #5 (permalink) |
Living in a Warmer Insanity
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Of course you're an asshole, we all are. The real question is...
Were you born an asshole? Or did you work at it your whole life?
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11-16-2008, 05:05 AM | #6 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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11-16-2008, 05:11 AM | #7 (permalink) |
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Location: Central Central Florida
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This might help you figure it out.
Asshole Rating Self-Exam (ARSE) - Are You A Certified Asshole? - A Service of Electric Pulp
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11-16-2008, 06:53 AM | #10 (permalink) |
Leaning against the -Sun-
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you sure waste a lot of energy on this...you'd do better to apply it to positive things.
I have no idea if you're an asshole. I don't know you well enough. What seems clear to me is that you're a bit of a pessimist. Stop feeling sorry for yourself and change things you're unhappy with so you can feel comfortable with who you are.
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11-16-2008, 08:11 AM | #11 (permalink) |
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I voted that you are an asshole, but my kind of asshole.
I find some of your posts to be assholey, but not in an in your face kind of way. I'm comfortable with your rectum-ness. Denis Leary has a song for you, my friend (I love this song);
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11-16-2008, 08:19 AM | #12 (permalink) |
Asshole
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There's no option for "someone should invent a time machine, go back in time and cockblock your dad" so I voted for "Yes, you are an asshole, but you are my kind of asshole."
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11-16-2008, 09:24 AM | #14 (permalink) |
Currently sour but formerly Dlishs
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yeah your an asshole. meanwhile your two best friends are like bumcheeks. shit gets between them but they always stick together.
ok that wasnt mine. but i had to say it. why does it matter if someone thinks your an asshole? do you think of yourself as one? i personaly havent seen much assholishness about you. but if you are referring to the thread where you were called an asshole today, you will see that if you re-read it that your coment was made in jest and so was the respondant.
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11-16-2008, 11:07 AM | #15 (permalink) | |
I read your emails.
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Is this a thread your referring too? Maybe you could link to the thread to help us who have no idea what your referring too. Since I have no reference I am set to make assumptions....which you guessed it makes....ass out you and me.... If this is not a joke maybe you have self esteem issues dude. Or maybe your just an asshole. I know i am so i can usually spot them a mile away.... |
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11-17-2008, 09:56 AM | #16 (permalink) |
President Rick
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This thread actually had 3 "purposes".
First and foremost, it was a joke. I see a few people "got it". Second it was an experiment. I'm always interested in the amateur psychotherapists that can tell me stuff about myself. Lastly, it was a genuine opportunity to air grievances against me. No, I don't think that everybody hates me. But I am an "up front" kind of guy, and I would rather someone have the wherewithal to say "I don't like you or what you have to say, so please don't respond to my posts or my blog", than give the cold shoulder/silent treatment. People seem to be concerned with my time management, and it would save considerable time and effort if people would just be candid. In closing, I know I'm an asshole. I smell funny. I make noises at inappropriate times. I can be silent and deadly. And there is always some dick hanging around that gets more action tham me.
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11-17-2008, 10:05 AM | #17 (permalink) |
Asshole
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Location: Chicago
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You forgot that it can be painful when you get fucked.
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11-17-2008, 05:40 PM | #22 (permalink) |
Master Thief. Master Criminal. Masturbator.
Location: Windiwana
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yes. yes you are.
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11-17-2008, 06:38 PM | #23 (permalink) |
Riding the Ocean Spray
Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa
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Some of you might know that I tend to be a graphically oriented asshole. So to capture this moment for our posteriors, what better way to express all this assholeocity than a big fat pie in the face:
My mrklixx Pie Hole Chart : |
11-17-2008, 07:05 PM | #24 (permalink) |
President Rick
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The biggest part of my asshole is orange and purple.
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11-24-2008, 08:10 PM | #26 (permalink) |
Indifferent to anti-matter
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I can't honestly say that I've ever read any of your posts. I don't know you and I don't know anything about you. I voted option 1.
Asshole.
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11-27-2008, 09:02 AM | #28 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Hey! do you know what you are?
You're an asshole! an asshole! Some of you might not agree cause you probably likes a lot of misery But think a while and you will see... Broken hearts are for assholes Broken hearts are for assholes Are you an asshole? Broken hearts are for assholes Are you an asshole too? Whatcha gonna do, cause youre an asshole... Maybe you think youre a lonely guy Maybe you think youre too tough to cry So you went to the grape, Just to give it a try And dagmar Without a doubt, the ugliest sonofabitch I ever saw in my life Was his name... One two three four! The whiskers sticking out from underneath of his Pancake make-up And yet he was a beautiful lady Nearly drove you insane Lets talk about leather: leatherrrrrr And so you kissed a little sailor Tex abel, starring in the latest shepperton production: Who had just blew in from spain Sir richard pump-a-loaf You sniffed the reeking buns of angel The story of a demented bread-boffer And acted like it was cocaine Cucumber pud annexed to a fine whole-wheat loaf You were dazzled by the exciting new costume of ko-ko Then on tuesday night, ceasars back in town In a way you cant explain Facing off in a no-holds-barred tag team grudge match With kona. And so you worked the wall with michael Three-hundred-seventy-nine pounds of samoan dynamite Which gave your back an awful strain Volcanic hell But you came back on sunday for the gong show Next thursday, teen towns finest... But you forgot what I was sayin cause youre an asshole, youre an asshole Thats right Youre an asshole, youre an asshole Yes, yes Youre an asshole, youre an asshole Thats right Youre an asshole, youre an asshole Now you been to the grape n you been to the chest n now I think you know what you are: youre an asshole You say you cant live with what you been through Well, ladies you can be an asshole too You might pretend you aint got one on the bottom of you, But dont fool yerself girl Its lookin at you Dont fool yerself girl Its winkin at you Dont fool yerself girl Its blinkin at you Thats why I say Im gonna ram it, ram it, ram it Ram it up yer poop chute Corn hole Ram it, ram it, ram it Ram it up yer poop chute Fist fuck Ram it, ram it, ram it Ram it up yer poop chute Wrist-watch; crisco Ram it, ram it, ram it Ram it up yer poop chute Pud! Dont fool yerself, girl Its goin right up yer poop chute Dont fool yerself, girl Its goin right up yer poop chute (etc., repeats) Aw, I knew youd be surprised... - Gotta love it when Zappa can do your talking for you....
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12-08-2008, 03:09 AM | #30 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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yeah, i'd be readin' that while pullin' her hair and yellin' like a rodeo cowboy...
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12-08-2008, 12:42 PM | #33 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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fly, isn't he dead?
oh, and meanwhile:
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. Last edited by uncle phil; 12-08-2008 at 12:44 PM.. |
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