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Hey! do you know what you are?
You're an asshole! an asshole!
Some of you might not agree cause you probably likes a lot of misery
But think a while and you will see...
Broken hearts are for assholes
Broken hearts are for assholes Are you an asshole?
Broken hearts are for assholes Are you an asshole too?
Whatcha gonna do, cause youre an asshole...
Maybe you think youre a lonely guy
Maybe you think youre too tough to cry
So you went to the grape,
Just to give it a try
And dagmar Without a doubt, the ugliest sonofabitch I ever saw in my life
Was his name... One two three four!
The whiskers sticking out from underneath of his Pancake make-up And yet he was a beautiful lady
Nearly drove you insane Lets talk about leather: leatherrrrrr
And so you kissed a little sailor Tex abel, starring in the latest shepperton production:
Who had just blew in from spain Sir richard pump-a-loaf
You sniffed the reeking buns of angel The story of a demented bread-boffer
And acted like it was cocaine Cucumber pud annexed to a fine whole-wheat loaf
You were dazzled by the exciting new costume of ko-ko Then on tuesday night, ceasars back in town
In a way you cant explain Facing off in a no-holds-barred tag team grudge match
With kona.
And so you worked the wall with michael Three-hundred-seventy-nine pounds of samoan dynamite
Which gave your back an awful strain Volcanic hell
But you came back on sunday for the gong show Next thursday, teen towns finest...
But you forgot what I was sayin
cause youre an asshole, youre an asshole Thats right
Youre an asshole, youre an asshole Yes, yes
Youre an asshole, youre an asshole Thats right
Youre an asshole, youre an asshole
Now you been to the grape n you been to the chest
n now I think you know what you are: youre an asshole
You say you cant live with what you been through
Well, ladies you can be an asshole too
You might pretend you aint got one on the bottom of you,
But dont fool yerself girl
Its lookin at you
Dont fool yerself girl
Its winkin at you
Dont fool yerself girl
Its blinkin at you
Thats why I say
Im gonna ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Corn hole
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Fist fuck
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Wrist-watch; crisco
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Pud!
Dont fool yerself, girl
Its goin right up yer poop chute
Dont fool yerself, girl
Its goin right up yer poop chute
(etc., repeats)
Aw, I knew youd be surprised...
- Gotta love it when Zappa can do your talking for you....
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Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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