Am I an asshole?
 

It has been recently brought to my attention that I may be an asshole. So I figured I would put it to a public vote. The voting is anonymous, so answer how you honestly feel. Of course for those who are bold and passionate about my assholeness, feel free to elaborate on your vote, list in as much detail as you like the level of my assholinity. If you feel so inclined, consider this "an open letter to an asshole".

:rolleyes: You're really invested in this "everyone hates me" stuff, aren't you?

I don't really know you, but now I'm a bit curious...though I didn't see any suitable option for me in your poll. So you're probably not a pollish asshole.

I think you're an arsehole, but at least you're not a cunt. :D

Of course you're an asshole, we all are. The real question is...

Were you born an asshole? Or did you work at it your whole life?

This might help you figure it out.

Asshole Rating Self-Exam (ARSE) - Are You A Certified Asshole? - A Service of Electric Pulp

No, you're not an asshole.

Real assholes KNOW that they're assholes, we don't need anyone else to tell us.

Seriously. I'm not feeding the animals, on this one.

you sure waste a lot of energy on this...you'd do better to apply it to positive things.

I have no idea if you're an asshole. I don't know you well enough.

What seems clear to me is that you're a bit of a pessimist. Stop feeling sorry for yourself and change things you're unhappy with so you can feel comfortable with who you are.

I voted that you are an asshole, but my kind of asshole.
I find some of your posts to be assholey, but not in an in your face kind of way.
I'm comfortable with your rectum-ness.

Denis Leary has a song for you, my friend (I love this song);

There's no option for "someone should invent a time machine, go back in time and cockblock your dad" so I voted for "Yes, you are an asshole, but you are my kind of asshole."

If you're an asshole, you're an asshole.

yeah your an asshole. meanwhile your two best friends are like bumcheeks. shit gets between them but they always stick together.

ok that wasnt mine. but i had to say it.

why does it matter if someone thinks your an asshole? do you think of yourself as one? i personaly havent seen much assholishness about you.

but if you are referring to the thread where you were called an asshole today, you will see that if you re-read it that your coment was made in jest and so was the respondant.

Is this a thread your referring too? Maybe you could link to the thread to help us who have no idea what your referring too.

Since I have no reference I am set to make assumptions....which you guessed it makes....ass out you and me....

If this is not a joke maybe you have self esteem issues dude. Or maybe your just an asshole. I know i am so i can usually spot them a mile away....:thumbsup:

This thread actually had 3 "purposes".

First and foremost, it was a joke. I see a few people "got it".

Second it was an experiment. I'm always interested in the amateur psychotherapists that can tell me stuff about myself.

Lastly, it was a genuine opportunity to air grievances against me. No, I don't think that everybody hates me. But I am an "up front" kind of guy, and I would rather someone have the wherewithal to say "I don't like you or what you have to say, so please don't respond to my posts or my blog", than give the cold shoulder/silent treatment. People seem to be concerned with my time management, and it would save considerable time and effort if people would just be candid.

In closing, I know I'm an asshole. I smell funny. I make noises at inappropriate times. I can be silent and deadly. And there is always some dick hanging around that gets more action tham me.

You forgot that it can be painful when you get fucked.

I am an asshole, & I won't quit it for the insensitivities of other assholes, nor would I ever recommend doing so.

Don't be an asshole!

Am I allowed to change my mind now?

Asshole? Eeeh...

Maybe a bit of a bastard.

Today I was a major league asshole and it was awesome! Well for me it was at least....the other person might have another opinion.

I also learned that without coffee an 8am meeting is not cool.

yes. yes you are.

Some of you might know that I tend to be a graphically oriented asshole. So to capture this moment for our posteriors, what better way to express all this assholeocity than a big fat pie in the face:

My mrklixx Pie Hole Chart :

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...theasshole.jpg

The biggest part of my asshole is orange and purple. :D

It becomes you...and probably better than being totally in the red:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...aboon_ass2.jpg

I can't honestly say that I've ever read any of your posts. I don't know you and I don't know anything about you. I voted option 1.


Asshole.

If you have to ask, does it not mean you are?

Hey! do you know what you are?
You're an asshole! an asshole!

Some of you might not agree cause you probably likes a lot of misery
But think a while and you will see...
Broken hearts are for assholes
Broken hearts are for assholes Are you an asshole?
Broken hearts are for assholes Are you an asshole too?
Whatcha gonna do, cause youre an asshole...

Maybe you think youre a lonely guy
Maybe you think youre too tough to cry
So you went to the grape,
Just to give it a try
And dagmar Without a doubt, the ugliest sonofabitch I ever saw in my life
Was his name... One two three four!
The whiskers sticking out from underneath of his Pancake make-up And yet he was a beautiful lady
Nearly drove you insane Lets talk about leather: leatherrrrrr
And so you kissed a little sailor Tex abel, starring in the latest shepperton production:
Who had just blew in from spain Sir richard pump-a-loaf
You sniffed the reeking buns of angel The story of a demented bread-boffer
And acted like it was cocaine Cucumber pud annexed to a fine whole-wheat loaf
You were dazzled by the exciting new costume of ko-ko Then on tuesday night, ceasars back in town
In a way you cant explain Facing off in a no-holds-barred tag team grudge match
With kona.
And so you worked the wall with michael Three-hundred-seventy-nine pounds of samoan dynamite
Which gave your back an awful strain Volcanic hell
But you came back on sunday for the gong show Next thursday, teen towns finest...
But you forgot what I was sayin
cause youre an asshole, youre an asshole Thats right
Youre an asshole, youre an asshole Yes, yes
Youre an asshole, youre an asshole Thats right
Youre an asshole, youre an asshole

Now you been to the grape n you been to the chest
n now I think you know what you are: youre an asshole

You say you cant live with what you been through
Well, ladies you can be an asshole too
You might pretend you aint got one on the bottom of you,
But dont fool yerself girl
Its lookin at you
Dont fool yerself girl
Its winkin at you
Dont fool yerself girl
Its blinkin at you
Thats why I say
Im gonna ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Corn hole
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Fist fuck
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Wrist-watch; crisco
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Pud!

Dont fool yerself, girl
Its goin right up yer poop chute
Dont fool yerself, girl
Its goin right up yer poop chute
(etc., repeats)

Aw, I knew youd be surprised...

- Gotta love it when Zappa can do your talking for you....

I had this urge to put this somewhere, but didn't know where...so here it is in this asshole thread:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...lical_Love.jpg

yeah, i'd be readin' that while pullin' her hair and yellin' like a rodeo cowboy...

you mean rodeo queen right phil?

I'm just making sure you didn't mean "bass hole"

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...nA6732G-lg.jpg

fly, isn't he dead?

oh, and meanwhile:


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...1/ce4d30c2.jpg

Layne is dead yes.


fuckin' pokers.............

Is asshole kind of a gender thing?

Assholette sounds tre chic.

Me assholette.

If not gender, then my flow capacity precludes me from being an "ette".