Great, this is starting off on the right foot. Charge of the light brigade.. Good thing I was the first traitor..

has anyone picked Minister of unmentionable acts(fur bearing woodland creatures not included)?

I'm the commander of the space forces

HMMM I want to be in soooo bad, but I can't think of what I want to be.... hmmmm Does anyone wanna help? damn still can't think... I think my mind is somewhere else, (I just was looking at halx' s pics!)

great stuff.

Well with Minx as the morale officer I'm 95% convinced to join, but what about the beer.
I must have the beer.

how about um... Bondage Girl? :)

theres a guy in charge of making sure we have beer n weed, anything else you need?

Duh on my part! Thanks for the idea qpid! I'm sure I'll be put to good use!

I'll be the Minister od Merciless Kitten Burnination! Death to the felines! Slow, painful, roasted death!

I have single handedly enslaved hyrule and it's people for the revolution!!

Watch out, buddy. I have dibs on the world's kitten supply. You'll have to make your own.

I wanna be the minister of lapdances, jello wrestling, and fuzzy dice.

can i be the "full-time unemployed geek" of the army?

this all sounds interesting about M$, when do we throw a coup d'etat?

I've read through them, and since you don't already have one,

I'll be your Head Director of the Department of Redundancy Department Director.

It occurs to me that I might not have the HTML/VB skills to embed the link correctly...

I have some free time on my hands

I do henceforth declare mineself as a person who just gets in the way in qpids liberation army so we can take over the world before Microsoft does.

U r now the proud owner of a Psychotic Meat Cleaver Wielding Mother Fucker!O.o

Woot!

ok for the first order, I want a party with kegs, wimmen, pot, and all the good stuff

Cats?

Well, maybe I'm a little ambitious, but I like it that way...you can see that I took on two titles. I wear multiple hats in this army! Have fun with me!

As of 2day I am self-promoted 2 The Psychotic Meat Cleaver Wielding Mormon Killing Mother Fucker (in reallity i thot of a cooler title last nite!)

I am currently in the depths of the MS-loving mormon sanctuary known as Utah waiting 4 the word sir!

I got dibs on being The Ladies Man - you gotta love what you do and fight for what you believe in. This position includes inspecting all females for cancer;)

I kinda dig "stop and search and feel" rights on all citizens

therefore (with Emperor qpids's approval):

I am the Chief of Police and Minister for Vice and Corruption in qpid's liberation army so we can take over the the world before Microsoft does...Join the Revolution! Before it joins you...

qpid dude u got the coolest avatar i've seen yet! just wait til i get mine ill give ya a run for your money:D

I think I'll be Thraeryn in your liberation army!

I am the Grand Inquisitor, the Baron of Grey Matter, the Judge, Jury and Executioner of Heretics in qpid's liberation army so we can take over the world before Microsoft does!

Hey, can I be the Head of Philosophy and Sophistry?
Pretty please??????

Hmm let me get this streight, you've got beer ?

I'll be the head of the donkey-gathering department (kinda like the department of transportation, but much more elite :D )

Ah ha! He's weakening......come....come to the dark side.
:D

hey beer fridge guy i could use 1 or 2 of those:D

Still sitting on the fence here.....
Minx, beer, weed, and money hmmm what about power ?
I would def. need some power.

I can provide a power drill, or a power plant, or a powered electrocution chamber. They're all standard equipment for my duties.

Well you know - power is in the mind. You can have as much power as you allow yourself to have

ill show u power! the power of my cleaver deep inside ur juggular! r u mormon?!O.o

Hey qpid.....I think you need to put someone in charge of stopping the "other" revolution...some sort of sabatoge expert.

not really much of a joiner.. but it seems my unique talents and insight may finally prove useful. this army needs a flying rodeo clown

at your service