Imagine, if you will...

H12: Demander Of All Things Uber-Awesome

i'm going to be the master debater :-D any arguments?

i want to be the most rich man so i can controle. everyone elses budget will compare to myne in a 1/1-billion ratio
and the average person will make 50k a year so i make 50 billion a year and money will be worth 100 times its value now because i will run the world corectly

I'm the government behind government in qpid's liberation army so we can take over the world before Microsoft does. Join the Revolution!

Would anybody mind if I led "The 'Shocker' Troops" into action?

... Can i be the.... fuck i dont know >.<
Uhm.... your gay lover position guy?

or wait, no i got it, uhmm I want to be the rambo with bow and arrow and the kickass hair style guy YAY ^.^