Join the Revolution!
 

I'm going to dominate the world and need a few good men (and lotsa ladies) in my army

To join pick a position and then add this line to your sig

"I'm a (position) in qpid's liberation army so we can take over the world before Microsoft does. Join the Revolution! "

I donno what position to pick...

missionary?

doggy style?

Yes I'm the Minister of Information!!

i like emperor's supreme master better :)

how come i don't get a cool position? is this a sexist army?

ok ok

you can bet the secretary of interior decorating :D

I pick my own position...

i din't think that'll work

try another

But i like the one i pick......

You say, "To join pick a position and then add this line to your sig..."

I picked my position...and added the line...isn't that enough?

I want to be on top.

i'll join as long as you make weed legal and i get to kill some one and date the girl of my dreams

as long as you don't want to kill me or take my girl away we're cool

Count me in!

I'll be head of the Secret Cervix :D

I'm still in by the way....as the BOSS :)

im in.

sweet just a few more henchmen to go

i pick DOGGIE STYLE!
I'm IN!

my position is "behind ariekitten"

I´ll be Minister of Weed Affairs

Can I be the Head Nurse? :D

Perhaps I'll take Gatekeeper while I still can.

What do I do? Who knows.

Hey now if you want to be in you need to add the line to your sig

qpid...can we get a list of those in and thier positions? ;)

Count me in... I wanna be the Head of Ass-Whoopings and Quiche Baking.

Count Me in qpid, I will be the Head Nurses Cunning Linguist, just incase she needs some......."translation" ;)

Excellent, Excellent

[/Mr Burns]

How bout it! Who's gonna step our way?

I'm in! I'll be KWSN's Squire!

is anyone head of operations yet? If not im in

I'm going to be the Supreme Assistant UnderSecretary to the Minister of Unimportant things

I'm a spy.

HEY!
I'm late but i'm here!
Give me a position and i'm in!
How bout;

Leading Mistress of the 5th Vampire Brigade in qpid's liberation army.

I'm a female vamp so you know i'm good, the sexy elite ;)

:: salutes ::
Ninja Storm Trooper Division Commander, reporting for duity.

Qpid...can I be Chief of Cracking Wise?

I like the way that sounds...

Can I please be a soldier? puhlease?

Well, I am studying vocal performance, so I'll be the Entertainment in the army. :) Head Musician sounds a little better though. :)

"I'm the Head Musician in qpid's liberation army so we can take over the world before Microsoft does. Hey even armies need entertainment. :) Join the Revolution! "

you guys mind if i just watch over the beer fridge?

there is a beer fridge isn't there?

oh...and when you make the weed legal like liquid dreams suggested,maybe i' can be in charge of that too.

Hey now if you want to watch over the fridge you hve to join up of I'll have some of my specialty ops do a number on you ;)

I think qpid's army needs a giant robot divison. Heck, every army needs giant robots. From here on out, I'll be unstoppable as the Commander of Giant Robots in qpid's liberation army.

Now are we talking Eva sized? Voltron sized? maybe more of Centurions personal robto sized?

Cuz Eva > Mech

damn I'm geeky

i changed my sig so can i fight too?

eerrrr....i mean tend the fridge.

sure man, grab your regulation cup and fight on!

Hearken to me, my comrades, for I shall unleash the most fearsome weapon upon our enemies, to their utter demise. We shall crush them in one sweeping blow and reign over the world in perpetuum. Behold! I am the Wielder of the Fluffy Kittens.

oldbob, don't you know that robots are evil? No good can come from meddling with those contraptions.

They're evil; just plain evil.

By the way, if you're in need of a blind, whistling sniper, I'm your man.

ya' but it's got beer in it.you got any other weapons?

I'll be left wing.

Is the '1st Female Bottom Discipliner' position taken? If not I want it.

Can I be in charge of grilling the enemies' stomachs in the pits of hell ??

I'm Minister of Assassination and Comic Book Organization.

Hmm decisions, decisions...

I wanna be the DJ but I would need some skills so...

I will be as Kenshin and be the Wandering Samurai

Well, someone has to do it, so if you wish, I shall enlist as the Minister of Population Control :D


[edit] You'd think that I would be able to spell by now[/edit]

I was envisioning EVA, but I didn't want to discriminate, so I though I'd leave it wide open. Umm... any robot bigger than me is giant.

even that annoying teddy bear from AI?

geesh I hate that guy


ok now mmister population control guy, where are the women? I need to keep the troops happy

I have seen references to Ninja and Samurai - AND SOMEONE FORGOT PIRATES?!!? You can't have Ninjas without Pirates!!! I just wanted to be a Warlord (since I was like FOUR), but you can't have Ninjas without Pirates, so...... I guess I will be the Vampire Elf Pirate. (*whew* I think I just met my geek quota for the day...)

Slaughter and Pillage, Anyone?

Hey, can I be the Director of the Kleptomania and Sabotage division? I've got lots of practice here at college ;)

I hereby submit my resume for consideration for the position of Supreme Puissant Mugwump.

geek quota??

puh lease not one computer reference, nor anything about outer space, star trek, star wars, the matrix, you have a long way to go

phoenix - oooh tell some stories

tarnok - the job is yours!

Ill Be the Master Of Debate, 80)

True. I was making a wide reference to the RPG Community breed of geek, but did overlook the entire Techical Geek Species.

Hey qpid, I posted some of the good stories I can remember... 'storytime', tilted nonsense.

Can I be the official village idiot? :D

I got Director of Field Munitions Training. I'm like Tyler Durden. I can make plastic explosives from bleach, salt, and melted wax; I can make napalm from gasoline and a bar of soap. Ask, and ye shall recieve.

Oh good, you can help me with sabotage! If we work together, we can make even more things go boom! :D

Can I be the Battle Monkey Trainer???

can we get this war on or what?

let's start kickin' some major microsoft ass here folks.

anyone need a beer?

is the weed legal yet qpid?

Dude pass me a beer or 3


Weed is def legal, soon soon

Stop! All Defectors must be shot!

Damnit Bones you're a doctor not an emperor

ouch!:D

Damnit Bones you're a doctor not a hot chick in a schoolgirl uniform :)

I am a revolutionary conformist. I follow the most pollable crowd.

Reform the universal acceptance club. keep everyone out.

"I wouldn't belong to a club that would have me" Groucho Marx

I dunno, Bones, I think you're pretty much outnumbered here... besides, raising an army can be a, um, risky, endeavor.... ;)

*turns around and starts gather various pieces of equipment and weapons*

double ouch:D :D

sorry bones...i don't do coke.

*although...i wouldn't mind doin' a hot chick in a schoolgirl uniform*

Who you gonna call?

"I'm the commander in thief in qpid's liberation army so we can take over the world before Microsoft does. Join the Revolution! "

Alright now time to take out Bones!

i want to be the minister of defence....
ok i am minister of defence

How about the oiler of the squeaky wheel

hey..... I'm already the director of kleptomania! don't be stealing my title :p



(j/k btw...)

I do hereby and forthwith declare and announce my eternal and everlasting title and position in qpid's liberation army as Minister, Administrator and Supreme Commander-in-Chief (otherwise known as the Top Dog) of The Department of Repeats, Repetitions and Redundancies Department.

All of you, each and every single one of you, can, should and must now kneel, bow and/or grovel before my Power and Glory.

how do i get the Join the REvolution link to work?

Well, this looks like a good time. I'll take Lead Bounty Hunter, myself. Viva la revolucion!

oh, and tek55, this will tell you how. It's a vB url tag, which is just like an html href tag.

ok, ok...
i change my mind....
i want to be a female entertainer..you know, sing to the boys and look pretty to help them do good...;)

im in :D

I've always wanted to be in an army so that I can blow shit up!!

I think I will be Special Ops Crazy Biotch Explosives Expert.

Yes, that's very satisfying. :D

This thread is hysterical. :-)

ok can i be a profesinal assassian you know you might have some polotical problems when you rise up i can take them out if thats ok

You're going to need some fact finding on this mission. I hereby render my services as HMFIC of inquisitions, er...I mean interrogations in qpid's liberation army so we can take over the world before Microsoft does.

Bones, I'd like to ask you some questions.

would the post of "head pooch pounder for the revolution" still be avalible

Hey, can I be Commander of the evil tree army?

I do hate the Microsofties sometimes, but sometimes I feel I must submit. They are so powerful.

i will assume the position of Officer of ritualistic virginal de-flowering

Don't give in! Join the resistance! If we are united, we can eliminate the scourge that is Microsoft once and for all!

Well, at least we can make some things blow up, anyway...

who is john gault?
just kidding:)

Can I join if i run windows?
if so then i would like to be the guy who turns invisable and eats other peoples food and their like hey wtf my food is gone and i just set it down and i am all alone in this room.

I will be Lord of Evil Dopplegangers in qpids army