How about the oiler of the squeaky wheel

hey..... I'm already the director of kleptomania! don't be stealing my title :p



(j/k btw...)

I do hereby and forthwith declare and announce my eternal and everlasting title and position in qpid's liberation army as Minister, Administrator and Supreme Commander-in-Chief (otherwise known as the Top Dog) of The Department of Repeats, Repetitions and Redundancies Department.

All of you, each and every single one of you, can, should and must now kneel, bow and/or grovel before my Power and Glory.

how do i get the Join the REvolution link to work?

Well, this looks like a good time. I'll take Lead Bounty Hunter, myself. Viva la revolucion!

oh, and tek55, this will tell you how. It's a vB url tag, which is just like an html href tag.

ok, ok...
i change my mind....
i want to be a female entertainer..you know, sing to the boys and look pretty to help them do good...;)

im in :D

I've always wanted to be in an army so that I can blow shit up!!

I think I will be Special Ops Crazy Biotch Explosives Expert.

Yes, that's very satisfying. :D

This thread is hysterical. :-)

ok can i be a profesinal assassian you know you might have some polotical problems when you rise up i can take them out if thats ok

You're going to need some fact finding on this mission. I hereby render my services as HMFIC of inquisitions, er...I mean interrogations in qpid's liberation army so we can take over the world before Microsoft does.

Bones, I'd like to ask you some questions.

would the post of "head pooch pounder for the revolution" still be avalible

Hey, can I be Commander of the evil tree army?

I do hate the Microsofties sometimes, but sometimes I feel I must submit. They are so powerful.

i will assume the position of Officer of ritualistic virginal de-flowering

Don't give in! Join the resistance! If we are united, we can eliminate the scourge that is Microsoft once and for all!

Well, at least we can make some things blow up, anyway...

who is john gault?
just kidding:)

Can I join if i run windows?
if so then i would like to be the guy who turns invisable and eats other peoples food and their like hey wtf my food is gone and i just set it down and i am all alone in this room.

I will be Lord of Evil Dopplegangers in qpids army

One by one my army grows...

bwahahaha

Barring qpid's disapproval, I wish to become Head Priest of the liberation army.

The army needs to be blessed before entering battle, no?

true and they also need head

I'd like to be the Bitch Queen in qpid's Army. I do so despise Microsoft. Had the blue screen of death again today.

I am the blue screen of death, making the microsoft experiance so much more terrible!!

oh..oh...oh.......sign me up....sign me up:D

*joined!*

Priest... head... head priest...

I don't like where this is going.

Can I join if i run windows?

if so then i would like to be the guy who turns invisable and eats other peoples food and their like hey wtf my food is gone and i just set it down and i am all alone in this room.

i am asking agian can i get a answer this time

But of course, we understand that Windows is sometimes a necessary evil

Join away

I'm ready to join up, I want to be the major stoner in your army! Like i could build so many bongs, like we could take over Amsterdam! or something like that :)

hey qpid..........when's go time dude?

lottsa beer in the fridge.anyone thirsty..........to kick microsoft's ass?

Im in

I am the Minister of dis-information and propoganda in qpid's liberation army so we can take over the world before Microsoft does![url=http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1409Join the Revolution![/url]

I'm the only fan of MS in qpid's liberation army so we can take over the world before Microsoft does. Join the Revolution!

I'm the Minister in Awe of Opentocomment's Title.

Indulge me, Your Highness, these following and few tedious questions.

How do you, qpid (and your army), plan to take over the world?

What steps are necessary to achieve this goal?

Is your enemy simply Microsoft or are there other threats to your ultimate world domination?

In what ways would your newly shaped world be any better than the current one?

Who would benefit from this army of liberation's efforts?

Thank you,

The potentially future mischievous-rabble-rouser of qpid's liberation army.

Yours is not to question why, yours is but to do or die (for me)

However I promise that once I take over the world pot and prostitution will be legal, breast implant operations will be $20, planes will be on time and there will be no more pay porn sites, all free all the time

Who can say "no" to this man?

Surely not I.

Hey can I come in too qpid? This army could use a few more ladies! Damn....all the good positions are taken though.....let's see - how 'bout Head Cheerleader for me! :D
Every good army should have a morale officer of some sort.

I get to be Colonel Angus.