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ipollux · 07-18-2008, 06:08 PM

sorry, we really can't have pics or vids of people under 18 on the forum...

BadNick · 07-18-2008, 07:27 PM

Ha, just kids. I'm sure I can be more nonsensical than those little people. I have many years of experience and have developed an advanced sense of nonsense.

ipollux · 07-18-2008, 07:42 PM

Thou hast perfect thee art of nonsense? Surely you jest.

ottopilot · 07-18-2008, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick

Ha, just kids. I'm sure I can be more nonsensical than those little people. I have many years of experience and have developed an advanced sense of nonsense.

That's just utter nonsense... keep up the good work!

BadNick · 07-18-2008, 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ipollux

Thou hast perfect thee art of nonsense? Surely you jest.

Nonsense, nothing is perfect.

grumpyolddude · 07-19-2008, 09:21 AM

kids, eh?
Do I hear a mod's footsteps?

ipollux · 07-19-2008, 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grumpyolddude

kids, eh?
Do I hear a mod's footsteps?

Tis good you are living up to your username.

grumpyolddude · 07-19-2008, 10:25 AM

They should allow you to lilnk, just not embed.
Check it out.

paddyjoe · 07-20-2008, 06:26 AM

if you moved Tis around, you would get it's, except you would need to add one of these '.

fascinating!

uncle phil · 07-21-2008, 02:56 AM

apocryphal...

BadNick · 07-21-2008, 06:39 AM

With pj mentioning "Tis" and "it's" ...I can't help but think of tits.

Making Light: Styrofoam tits

jewels · 07-21-2008, 09:47 AM

'Tis tits? Couldn't find those, but did see Gore tits.

ring · 07-21-2008, 09:55 AM

Epitome is a pinnacle.

uncle phil · 07-21-2008, 10:27 AM

pinnacle is a golf ball...pinochle is a game...

paddyjoe · 07-21-2008, 10:52 AM

dammit...

one more T and I woulda had it made...

ring · 07-21-2008, 11:06 AM

"A tisket a tasket....

BadNick · 07-21-2008, 12:07 PM

oh my...those Gore tits are quite the bountiful basketful....very nice. I also like the supplemental decorations.

ottopilot · 07-22-2008, 04:52 PM

no... Al's tits are much bigger.

Tophat665 · 07-25-2008, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ipollux

Thou hast perfect thee art of nonsense? Surely you jest.

No no, don't call him Shirley. That'll only make him more nonsensical.

jewels · 07-26-2008, 03:31 AM

I thought Shirley was a lady ?

BadNick · 07-26-2008, 09:30 PM

Whoever it was, they named an aqueduct after him/her.

Shirley Aqueduct carrying the Stratford upon Avon canal over the River Cole & road on bedge of Majors Green

uncle phil · 07-27-2008, 03:02 AM

taken by a beach boy...

jewels · 07-27-2008, 05:00 AM

When Mr Wilson had a bout of the flu and lost his voice in 1968, he resorted to shooting bridges, aqueducts and double-headed aliens for the Philadelphia Enquirer.

Sion · 07-27-2008, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe

dammit...

one more T and I woulda had it made...

you forgot the part about "you meddling kids..."

ottopilot · 08-04-2008, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

pinnacle is a golf ball...pinochle is a game...

And pee-knuckle is what you get when someone bumps into you at the urinal.

uncle phil · 08-05-2008, 02:55 AM

wash hands, rinse, repeat...

ottopilot · 08-05-2008, 05:39 AM

at least it wasn't a poop-knuckle.

Poppinjay · 08-05-2008, 05:44 AM

But then you could give somebody both a knuckle and shit sandwich at the same time.

Frank Sinatra would be in heaven. I mean if he weren't.

ottopilot · 08-05-2008, 05:46 AM

And wash it all down with some "punch"... for the Chairman!

uncle phil · 08-05-2008, 05:48 AM

"judith, judith, judith..."

Ourcrazymodern? · 08-05-2008, 06:01 AM

Once upon a pleasant peasant (well, she had a lovely smile) & despite myself I loved her, although only for awhile.

ottopilot · 08-05-2008, 06:02 AM

Quote:

"judith, judith, judith..."

I will grant you that as far as I can carry it.

uncle phil · 08-07-2008, 05:40 AM

the story goes that you can carry it all the way to philadelphia...

ring · 08-07-2008, 07:55 AM

Today's top stories:

The candle saluted some expresso film throughout the land of compromise.

Please take a letter flagged for immortal candy testimony.

Sincere zombie plastic signs, caress cactus wristwatches.

Film, at 11:00.

BadNick · 08-07-2008, 11:01 AM

Nothing about walruses? I know Frank liked walruses as much as Philadelphia.

Tophat665 · 08-07-2008, 11:02 AM

You know what they say, you walrus hurt the one you loaf.

ottopilot · 08-07-2008, 02:16 PM

My Epiphone of Nonesense

uncle phil · 08-07-2008, 03:58 PM

i am the egg man...

jewels · 08-08-2008, 04:03 AM

I thought your father was the milkman?

ottopilot · 08-08-2008, 05:27 AM

I think my dad was the Charles Chips guy... they stopped delivering to our house for some reason.

07-18-2008, 06:08 PM	#1 (permalink)
ipollux Crazy	The Epitome of Nonsense sorry, we really can't have pics or vids of people under 18 on the forum... Last edited by uncle phil; 07-19-2008 at 09:35 AM..

07-19-2008, 09:21 AM	#6 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	kids, eh? Do I hear a mod's footsteps? __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

07-19-2008, 10:25 AM	#8 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	They should allow you to lilnk, just not embed. Check it out. __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

07-21-2008, 02:56 AM	#10 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	apocryphal... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-21-2008, 09:47 AM	#12 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	'Tis tits? Couldn't find those, but did see Gore tits. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

07-18-2008, 07:27 PM	#2 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	Ha, just kids. I'm sure I can be more nonsensical than those little people. I have many years of experience and have developed an advanced sense of nonsense.

07-18-2008, 07:42 PM	#3 (permalink)
ipollux Crazy	Thou hast perfect thee art of nonsense? Surely you jest.

07-20-2008, 06:26 AM	#9 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	if you moved Tis around, you would get it's, except you would need to add one of these '. fascinating!

07-21-2008, 06:39 AM	#11 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	With pj mentioning "Tis" and "it's" ...I can't help but think of tits. Making Light: Styrofoam tits

07-21-2008, 09:55 AM	#13 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Epitome is a pinnacle.

07-21-2008, 10:27 AM	#14 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	pinnacle is a golf ball...pinochle is a game... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-21-2008, 10:52 AM	#15 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	dammit... one more T and I woulda had it made...

07-21-2008, 11:06 AM	#16 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	"A tisket a tasket....

07-21-2008, 12:07 PM	#17 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	oh my...those Gore tits are quite the bountiful basketful....very nice. I also like the supplemental decorations.

07-22-2008, 04:52 PM	#18 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	no... Al's tits are much bigger. __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

07-26-2008, 03:31 AM	#20 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	I thought Shirley was a lady ? __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

07-26-2008, 09:30 PM	#21 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	Whoever it was, they named an aqueduct after him/her. *Shirley Aqueduct carrying the Stratford upon Avon canal over the River Cole & road on bedge of Majors Green*

07-27-2008, 03:02 AM	#22 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	taken by a beach boy... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-27-2008, 05:00 AM	#23 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	When Mr Wilson had a bout of the flu and lost his voice in 1968, he resorted to shooting bridges, aqueducts and double-headed aliens for the Philadelphia Enquirer. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

08-05-2008, 02:55 AM	#26 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	wash hands, rinse, repeat... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-05-2008, 05:39 AM	#27 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	at least it wasn't a poop-knuckle. __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

08-05-2008, 05:44 AM	#28 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	But then you could give somebody both a knuckle and shit sandwich at the same time. Frank Sinatra would be in heaven. I mean if he weren't. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

08-05-2008, 05:46 AM	#29 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	And wash it all down with some "punch"... for the Chairman! __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

08-05-2008, 05:48 AM	#30 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	"judith, judith, judith..." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-05-2008, 06:01 AM	#31 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Once upon a pleasant peasant (well, she had a lovely smile) & despite myself I loved her, although only for awhile.

08-07-2008, 05:40 AM	#33 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	the story goes that you can carry it all the way to philadelphia... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-07-2008, 07:55 AM	#34 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Today's top stories: The candle saluted some expresso film throughout the land of compromise. Please take a letter flagged for immortal candy testimony. Sincere zombie plastic signs, caress cactus wristwatches. Film, at 11:00.

08-07-2008, 11:01 AM	#35 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	Nothing about walruses? I know Frank liked walruses as much as Philadelphia.

08-07-2008, 11:02 AM	#36 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	You know what they say, you walrus hurt the one you loaf. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-07-2008, 02:16 PM	#37 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	My Epiphone of Nonesense __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

08-07-2008, 03:58 PM	#38 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	i am the egg man... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-08-2008, 04:03 AM	#39 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	I thought your father was the milkman? __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

08-08-2008, 05:27 AM	#40 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	I think my dad was the Charles Chips guy... they stopped delivering to our house for some reason. __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo