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cdwonderful · 10-21-2009, 10:54 AM

this thread does too little...

Tophat665 · 10-21-2009, 11:31 AM

This thread has a lot on its mind, but when it looks back on its memories they turn into a pillar of salt.

BadNick · 10-21-2009, 11:40 AM

This thread (according to some experts) only uses 10% of its brain and is proud of it. Maybe if it used 30% of its brain it wouldn't be so proud?

Fremen · 10-22-2009, 12:49 AM

This thread is ready for the zombie apocalypse.

BadNick · 10-22-2009, 05:19 AM

This thread likes apostrophes more than apocalypses....or is it "i"?

jewels · 02-18-2011, 07:01 AM

This thread is too apocalyptic to remain dormant.

uncle phil · 02-18-2011, 07:21 AM

this thread bares all...

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-18-2011, 08:47 AM

This thread is happy to be back.

uncle phil · 02-19-2011, 03:29 AM

this thread can needle its way into anyplace it wants to go...

jewels · 02-20-2011, 05:30 AM

This thread has officially been pricked.

BadNick · 02-20-2011, 07:53 PM

I was gonna squeal on this thread, but it threadened me so mums the word.

uncle phil · 02-21-2011, 04:33 AM

we will thread our way back into the mainstream...

Tophat665 · 02-21-2011, 09:06 AM

This thread is alive. It's ALive. IT'S ALIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVEEEEEEE!!!!!

This thread is a member of the Mile Wide club.

This thread had the Fission Chips at the Three Mile Island Canteen.

jewels · 02-21-2011, 11:55 AM

This thread is preferred by 4 out of 5 dentists.

Tophat665 · 02-21-2011, 12:06 PM

This thread is new and improved. It's Old fashioned. Gets rid of embarrassing age spots. Heartbreak of psoriasis....

BadNick · 02-21-2011, 03:04 PM

I heard this thread's medical insurance is now covering transgender surgery.

jewels · 02-21-2011, 03:44 PM

This thread is frayed and knotted but refuses a trim.

BadNick · 02-21-2011, 04:44 PM

This thread was thinking of joining the Tea Party just for the hell of it.

Tophat665 · 02-22-2011, 06:26 AM

This thread's people are... gifted.

This thread demands that the government stay out of its Medicare.

This thread's got a long way to go to make it to the border of Mexico.

uncle phil · 02-22-2011, 06:38 AM

so this thread will ride like the wind...

Tophat665 · 02-22-2011, 06:45 AM

It's all that chili this thread ate last night.

jewels · 02-22-2011, 03:32 PM

this thread is apparent and wears its heart on its spool.

uncle phil · 02-23-2011, 04:08 AM

this thread is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored...

Tophat665 · 02-23-2011, 07:24 AM

In the morning when it's usually wide awake, this thread loves to take a walk through the garden and down by the lake where it often sees a duck and a drake, and it wonders as they go by just what they would say if they could speak, although it knows that it's an absurd thought.

BadNick · 02-23-2011, 09:11 AM

This thread has developed such a cute personality I'm starting to get warm feelings for it...either that or this thread pissed on me.

Tophat665 · 02-23-2011, 10:51 AM

This thread has tons more personality that that Arnold from Green Acres, but it's still a filthy animal if you buy it a couple of drinks and whisper in its ear.

/ Bacon taste gooood. This thread taste gooooooood.

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-23-2011, 11:00 AM

This thread likes getting whispers in its ears. They serve to disguise the voices in its head.

Tophat665 · 02-23-2011, 11:42 AM

This thread is hungry. Hungry for some rotisserie style groundhog.

jewels · 02-23-2011, 12:51 PM

This thread is often found hankering for some peanut M&Ms.

uncle phil · 02-23-2011, 01:43 PM

jewels · 02-24-2011, 05:25 AM

This thread is warm and fuzzy.

Tophat665 · 02-24-2011, 12:16 PM

This thread is far too interesting to drink Dos Equis, and far to manly to need Old Spice.

---------- Post added at 03:16 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:16 PM ----------

This thread can beat Chuck Norris, but not the goddamn Batman.

uncle phil · 02-24-2011, 12:44 PM

this thread protects the witless...

jewels · 02-24-2011, 03:39 PM

this thread is both prosecution and the witness ...

BadNick · 02-24-2011, 07:34 PM

Eye witness accounts are so unreliable, that this thread should just dress up like itself and go walk down the middle of Main Street.

uncle phil · 02-25-2011, 03:42 AM

this thread sweeps up after the heartbreak of psoriasis...

jewels · 02-25-2011, 04:49 AM

this thread is a heart breaker and a dream maker.

Tophat665 · 02-25-2011, 09:39 AM

This thread is the right kind of sinner to release your inner fantasy.

jewels · 02-25-2011, 10:05 AM

And yes, this thread is the invincible winner he was born to be.

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-25-2011, 11:28 AM

This thread desires his predictions fulfilled.

10-21-2009, 10:54 AM	#2241 (permalink)
cdwonderful another passenger Location: Youngstown, Ohio	this thread does too little... __________________ Never try to teach a pig to whistle it wastes your time, and annoys the pig.....

10-21-2009, 11:31 AM	#2242 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread has a lot on its mind, but when it looks back on its memories they turn into a pillar of salt. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

10-22-2009, 12:49 AM	#2244 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	This thread is ready for the zombie apocalypse. __________________ Google

02-18-2011, 07:01 AM	#2246 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread is too apocalyptic to remain dormant. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

02-18-2011, 07:21 AM	#2247 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread bares all... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-21-2009, 11:40 AM	#2243 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread (according to some experts) only uses 10% of its brain and is proud of it. Maybe if it used 30% of its brain it wouldn't be so proud?

10-22-2009, 05:19 AM	#2245 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread likes apostrophes more than apocalypses....or is it "i"?

02-18-2011, 08:47 AM	#2248 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread is happy to be back. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-19-2011, 03:29 AM	#2249 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread can needle its way into anyplace it wants to go... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-20-2011, 05:30 AM	#2250 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread has officially been pricked. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

02-20-2011, 07:53 PM	#2251 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	I was gonna squeal on this thread, but it threadened me so mums the word.

02-21-2011, 04:33 AM	#2252 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	we will thread our way back into the mainstream... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-21-2011, 09:06 AM	#2253 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread is alive. It's ALive. IT'S ALIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVEEEEEEE!!!!! This thread is a member of the Mile Wide club. This thread had the Fission Chips at the Three Mile Island Canteen. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

02-21-2011, 11:55 AM	#2254 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread is preferred by 4 out of 5 dentists. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

02-21-2011, 12:06 PM	#2255 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread is new and improved. It's Old fashioned. Gets rid of embarrassing age spots. Heartbreak of psoriasis.... __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

02-21-2011, 03:04 PM	#2256 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	I heard this thread's medical insurance is now covering transgender surgery.

02-21-2011, 03:44 PM	#2257 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread is frayed and knotted but refuses a trim. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

02-21-2011, 04:44 PM	#2258 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread was thinking of joining the Tea Party just for the hell of it.

02-22-2011, 06:26 AM	#2259 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread's people are... gifted. This thread demands that the government stay out of its Medicare. This thread's got a long way to go to make it to the border of Mexico. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

02-22-2011, 06:38 AM	#2260 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	so this thread will ride like the wind... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-22-2011, 06:45 AM	#2261 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	It's all that chili this thread ate last night. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

02-22-2011, 03:32 PM	#2262 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	this thread is apparent and wears its heart on its spool. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

02-23-2011, 04:08 AM	#2263 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-23-2011, 07:24 AM	#2264 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	In the morning when it's usually wide awake, this thread loves to take a walk through the garden and down by the lake where it often sees a duck and a drake, and it wonders as they go by just what they would say if they could speak, although it knows that it's an absurd thought. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

02-23-2011, 09:11 AM	#2265 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread has developed such a cute personality I'm starting to get warm feelings for it...either that or this thread pissed on me.

02-23-2011, 10:51 AM	#2266 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread has tons more personality that that Arnold from Green Acres, but it's still a filthy animal if you buy it a couple of drinks and whisper in its ear. / Bacon taste gooood. This thread taste gooooooood. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

02-23-2011, 11:00 AM	#2267 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread likes getting whispers in its ears. They serve to disguise the voices in its head. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-23-2011, 11:42 AM	#2268 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread is hungry. Hungry for some rotisserie style groundhog. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

02-23-2011, 12:51 PM	#2269 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread is often found hankering for some peanut M&Ms. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

02-23-2011, 01:43 PM	#2270 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	__________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-24-2011, 05:25 AM	#2271 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread is warm and fuzzy. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

02-24-2011, 12:16 PM	#2272 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread is far too interesting to drink Dos Equis, and far to manly to need Old Spice. ---------- Post added at 03:16 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:16 PM ---------- This thread can beat Chuck Norris, but not the goddamn Batman. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

02-24-2011, 12:44 PM	#2273 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread protects the witless... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-24-2011, 03:39 PM	#2274 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	this thread is both prosecution and the witness ... __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

02-24-2011, 07:34 PM	#2275 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	Eye witness accounts are so unreliable, that this thread should just dress up like itself and go walk down the middle of Main Street.