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BadNick · 08-26-2009, 03:47 AM

This thread once said "let them eat cake" but ....hey, where's this thread's head, and how is it talking without a head? TTSOMFG!

Tophat665 · 08-26-2009, 06:40 AM

I'm sorry, we're all out of cake. But, since death is the other option, this thread will have chicken.

BadNick · 08-26-2009, 06:44 AM

This thread once ate a TV dinner with blue chicken.

mixedmedia · 08-26-2009, 06:50 AM

This thread once ate an economy-sized jar of pickled pig's feet in one sitting.

Tophat665 · 08-26-2009, 07:09 AM

This thread can be a bit of a ham.
This thread is trying to grow its beard down to its navel.
This thread has legs and knows how to use them.

Fremen · 08-26-2009, 01:52 PM

This thread has get-away sticks?

jewels · 08-26-2009, 02:18 PM

This thread starred in Bonnie and Clyde.

uncle phil · 08-26-2009, 02:36 PM

this thread made dinah-mo hum...

jewels · 08-27-2009, 01:34 AM

This thread claims deniable culpability.

mixedmedia · 08-27-2009, 02:58 AM

This thread still wears a sanitary belt.

uncle phil · 08-27-2009, 03:43 AM

this thread has just been rendered speechless...

Tophat665 · 08-27-2009, 07:54 AM

This thread autoclaves all its clothing accessories to keep them sanitary.

jewels · 08-28-2009, 01:03 AM

This thread has fallen and it can't get up.

uncle phil · 08-28-2009, 03:00 AM

this thread just broke the toilet...

mixedmedia · 08-28-2009, 03:14 AM

This thread needs to be more careful in the bathroom.

BadNick · 08-28-2009, 03:40 AM

depends ...this thread isn't saying anything more

Tophat665 · 08-28-2009, 05:36 AM

This thread is where the beef is.
This thread is not going to pay a lot for that muffler.
Nobody messes with this thread thanks to Joon Rhee.

BadNick · 08-28-2009, 06:47 AM

This thread is the reincarnation of Bruce Lee ...but it doesn't like the name "Bruce" which might be why people call this thread Ug Lee

Nils Lofgren is sometimes Ug Lee

uncle phil · 08-28-2009, 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

this thread just broke the toilet...

this thread fixed the toilet...

Tophat665 · 08-28-2009, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

this thread fixed the toilet...

This thread is flushed with a sense of accomplishment.

uncle phil · 08-28-2009, 05:04 PM

this thread took auntphil out to celebrate...

Fremen · 08-28-2009, 07:01 PM

This thread better watch its back, uncle phil swings a mean nine iron.

/no idea if that's a good golf club

Ourcrazymodern? · 08-28-2009, 07:04 PM

This thread is in the doghouse again; scratch its belly?

jewels · 08-29-2009, 03:49 AM

This thread adores the underbelly of society.

mixedmedia · 08-29-2009, 03:59 AM

This thread needs more salt.

uncle phil · 08-29-2009, 04:01 AM

this thread is alive and KICKIN'!!!

Poppinjay · 08-29-2009, 04:14 AM

This thread has been detained for kickin'

Fly · 08-29-2009, 04:14 AM

this thread wants to kick it out.......

Tophat665 · 08-29-2009, 07:42 AM

THis thread has kicked out the Jams, Brothers and Sisters!

YouTube - Kick Out The Jams by Blue Oyster Cult

Fly · 08-29-2009, 03:00 PM

this thread is climbing the dyke,and heading into the river............fuck yeah!!!!!!!

Fremen · 08-29-2009, 03:22 PM

This thread is an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, surrounded by mystery, wrapped in bacon.

BadNick · 08-29-2009, 09:04 PM

This thread is taking a chocolate sauce bath for dessert.

Tophat665 · 08-31-2009, 06:47 AM

THis thread is a sham. This thread is a mockery of a sham. This thread is a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a farce of a mockery of a travesty.

BadNick · 08-31-2009, 10:05 AM

This thread forgot to take its meds today?

Tophat665 · 08-31-2009, 10:07 AM

Oh no, this thread remembered to take its meds. It also took my meds, your meds, phil's meds, and 2/3 of fly's meds. It's a wonder this thread isn't getting its stomach pumped, really.

jewels · 08-31-2009, 09:46 PM

This thread is pumping iron. Or was it this it was pumping up?

mixedmedia · 09-01-2009, 03:00 AM

This thread peed in my pool.

Fly · 09-01-2009, 03:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665

Oh no, this thread remembered to take its meds. It also took my meds, your meds, phil's meds, and 2/3 of fly's meds. It's a wonder this thread isn't getting its stomach pumped, really.

this thread better not fuck with fly's meds again

uncle phil · 09-01-2009, 03:48 AM

this thread had a dream...about fly's meds...

BadNick · 09-01-2009, 05:10 AM

This thread likes to engage a nightmare and turn it around into a great dream.

08-26-2009, 06:40 AM	#2122 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	I'm sorry, we're all out of cake. But, since death is the other option, this thread will have chicken. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-26-2009, 06:50 AM	#2124 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	This thread once ate an economy-sized jar of pickled pig's feet in one sitting. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

08-26-2009, 07:09 AM	#2125 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread can be a bit of a ham. This thread is trying to grow its beard down to its navel. This thread has legs and knows how to use them. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-26-2009, 01:52 PM	#2126 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	This thread has get-away sticks? __________________ Google

08-26-2009, 02:18 PM	#2127 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread starred in Bonnie and Clyde. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

08-26-2009, 03:47 AM	#2121 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread once said "let them eat cake" but ....hey, where's this thread's head, and how is it talking without a head? TTSOMFG!

08-26-2009, 06:44 AM	#2123 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread once ate a TV dinner with blue chicken.

08-26-2009, 02:36 PM	#2128 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread made dinah-mo hum... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-27-2009, 01:34 AM	#2129 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread claims deniable culpability. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

08-27-2009, 02:58 AM	#2130 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	This thread still wears a sanitary belt. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

08-27-2009, 03:43 AM	#2131 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread has just been rendered speechless... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-27-2009, 07:54 AM	#2132 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread autoclaves all its clothing accessories to keep them sanitary. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-28-2009, 01:03 AM	#2133 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread has fallen and it can't get up. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

08-28-2009, 03:00 AM	#2134 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread just broke the toilet... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-28-2009, 03:14 AM	#2135 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	This thread needs to be more careful in the bathroom. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

08-28-2009, 07:04 PM	#2143 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread is in the doghouse again; scratch its belly? __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

08-29-2009, 04:14 AM	#2147 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	This thread has been detained for kickin' __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

08-29-2009, 04:14 AM	#2148 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	this thread wants to kick it out....... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-28-2009, 03:40 AM	#2136 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	depends ...this thread isn't saying anything more

08-28-2009, 05:36 AM	#2137 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread is where the beef is. This thread is not going to pay a lot for that muffler. Nobody messes with this thread thanks to Joon Rhee. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-28-2009, 06:47 AM	#2138 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread is the reincarnation of Bruce Lee ...but it doesn't like the name "Bruce" which might be why people call this thread Ug Lee Nils Lofgren is sometimes Ug Lee Last edited by BadNick; 08-28-2009 at 06:50 AM..

08-28-2009, 05:04 PM	#2141 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread took auntphil out to celebrate... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-28-2009, 07:01 PM	#2142 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	This thread better watch its back, uncle phil swings a mean nine iron. /no idea if that's a good golf club __________________ Google

08-29-2009, 03:49 AM	#2144 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread adores the underbelly of society. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

08-29-2009, 03:59 AM	#2145 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	This thread needs more salt. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

08-29-2009, 04:01 AM	#2146 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread is alive and KICKIN'!!! __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-29-2009, 03:00 PM	#2150 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	this thread is climbing the dyke,and heading into the river............fuck yeah!!!!!!! __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-29-2009, 03:22 PM	#2151 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	This thread is an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, surrounded by mystery, wrapped in bacon. __________________ Google

08-29-2009, 09:04 PM	#2152 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread is taking a chocolate sauce bath for dessert.

08-31-2009, 06:47 AM	#2153 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	THis thread is a sham. This thread is a mockery of a sham. This thread is a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a farce of a mockery of a travesty. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-31-2009, 10:05 AM	#2154 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread forgot to take its meds today?

08-31-2009, 10:07 AM	#2155 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Oh no, this thread remembered to take its meds. It also took my meds, your meds, phil's meds, and 2/3 of fly's meds. It's a wonder this thread isn't getting its stomach pumped, really. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-31-2009, 09:46 PM	#2156 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread is pumping iron. Or was it this it was pumping up? __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

09-01-2009, 03:00 AM	#2157 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	This thread peed in my pool. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

09-01-2009, 03:48 AM	#2159 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread had a dream...about fly's meds... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-01-2009, 05:10 AM	#2160 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread likes to engage a nightmare and turn it around into a great dream.