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Old 04-12-2008, 03:23 PM   #881 (permalink)
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this thread just sewed a patch on its golf bag...
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Old 04-13-2008, 03:54 AM   #882 (permalink)
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This thread found itself wondering how many chucks it could chuck if it could chuck wood.
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Old 04-13-2008, 06:48 AM   #883 (permalink)
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This thread knows from sad experience that trying to chuck the wrong chuck will get it round kicked in the face.
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Old 04-13-2008, 06:49 AM   #884 (permalink)
 
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Yeah..this thread knows that all bouncers are named Chuck.
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Old 04-13-2008, 07:00 AM   #885 (permalink)
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This thread isn't so sure about gun control. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.
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Old 04-13-2008, 09:51 AM   #886 (permalink)
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Old 04-13-2008, 11:52 AM   #887 (permalink)
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this thread knew ol' stewball when he was a racehorse...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 04-13-2008, 04:08 PM   #888 (permalink)
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This thread likes a Stew and a Chuck.
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Old 04-13-2008, 04:56 PM   #889 (permalink)
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or chuck...



which is it?
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 04-13-2008, 05:52 PM   #890 (permalink)
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Chuck:


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Old 04-13-2008, 06:28 PM   #891 (permalink)
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This thread is getting very hungry.
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Old 04-14-2008, 12:18 AM   #892 (permalink)
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This thread is craving a nice grilled skirt steak, lovingly marinated beforehand of course.
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Old 04-14-2008, 02:42 AM   #893 (permalink)
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this thread just had 5-grain italian toast, orange juice, and coffee for breakfast...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 04-14-2008, 07:03 AM   #894 (permalink)
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As I mentioned in the complaint thread, for the first time in its life this thread tried some BK breakfast burritos this morning, the cheesy bacon wrap thingies. Conclusion: they have room for improvment: too salty, not enough saucey. This thread will be making some béchamel onion sauce and bringing it to BK next time. This thread is sort of sorry for always thinking of an attractive women when it hears "skirt steak" ...though it does remember getting slapped for calling Judy a "string bean".
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Old 04-15-2008, 09:11 AM   #895 (permalink)
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Old 04-15-2008, 11:06 AM   #896 (permalink)
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this thread could well be on its way to mandalay...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 04-15-2008, 06:39 PM   #897 (permalink)
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Old 04-16-2008, 12:15 AM   #898 (permalink)
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Despite thorough mastication, this thread still finds McDonald's burgers nauseating ....
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Old 04-16-2008, 02:32 AM   #899 (permalink)
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and this thread REALLY has a thing about regurgitation...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 04-16-2008, 07:52 AM   #900 (permalink)
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McD's is NOT a true hamberger in the spirit of a true burger, it's just a fast food facsimile.

This is a nice looking but rather busy burger that I would enjoy eating, then enjoy any associated regurgitation ...sort of a second helping bonus

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or this one




OK, that's it ...this thread is leaving to eat lunch and having a nice fat juicy fresh burger at Tony's.
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Old 04-16-2008, 09:12 AM   #901 (permalink)
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This thread needs to know: Who's Tony?
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Old 04-16-2008, 12:13 PM   #902 (permalink)
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Besides being a witness protection officer ...I think... it's also a pub place about 1 minute from where I work http://www.tonysplaceivyland.com/ A couple years ago it used to be a smelly dive, though I'd go there anyway for a beer or two since even a smelly dive might have redeeming characteristics ...or characters. Then Tony took it over, spent a million bucks on it, and now it is fun AND very nice. They have a pretty damn good burger, though their tomato pies are also excellent, and I sometimes just have the sesame encrusted tuna appetizer which is fresh tender tuna slices over a little salady thing ...very tasty. Damn it! now I have to stop there on my way home
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Old 04-16-2008, 05:08 PM   #903 (permalink)
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This thread blinds itself and uses its mouth.

Hell, it's fun...
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Old 04-17-2008, 12:20 AM   #904 (permalink)
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This thread is hoping for a thrilling Thursday.
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Old 04-17-2008, 04:03 AM   #905 (permalink)
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hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work I go. This thread hopes Snow White will be in my office when I get there.
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Old 04-17-2008, 05:33 AM   #906 (permalink)
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This thread does what it's doing, moment by moment.
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Old 04-17-2008, 05:38 AM   #907 (permalink)
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And this thread from the casino dances with its shirt open
like a Latin lover along the shore
chasin' all them silly New York girls
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Old 04-17-2008, 10:54 AM   #908 (permalink)
 
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This thread blankets.
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Old 04-17-2008, 11:15 AM   #909 (permalink)
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This thread enjoys a mid-afternoon french vanilla coffee from time to time.
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Old 04-17-2008, 03:05 PM   #910 (permalink)
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This thread pretends without pretense.
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Old 04-17-2008, 05:43 PM   #911 (permalink)
 
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This thread posts after you, content to cyber-spoon....till we meet again.
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Old 04-17-2008, 07:25 PM   #912 (permalink)
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Happy trails to you, until we meet again.

Ahhh, as a young boy I really really liked Roy Rogers and I loved Dale Evans.
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Old 04-17-2008, 09:21 PM   #913 (permalink)
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this thread enjoys a mid-afternoon french...anytime
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Old 04-18-2008, 12:25 AM   #914 (permalink)
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This thread loves to French cyberspoon ...
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Old 04-18-2008, 03:58 AM   #915 (permalink)
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this thread likes to look things up that it doesn't know ...like "French cyberspoon"
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Old 04-18-2008, 03:32 PM   #916 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 04-18-2008, 08:55 PM   #917 (permalink)
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This thread enjoys experimental procedure - it's never tried anything only once.
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Old 04-18-2008, 09:06 PM   #918 (permalink)
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Old 04-19-2008, 03:23 AM   #919 (permalink)
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Old 04-19-2008, 10:21 AM   #920 (permalink)
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This thread believes things which many people don't.
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