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well aren't you just the most adorable black hole of need...
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did you eat an extra bowl of stupid this morning?
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See how that doesn't offend me at all? I ate an extra bowl of stupid & it tasted just like you. Or your girlfriend. Or some mixture, with strawberries. What were you saying?
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I must say this is entertaining. I love to watch the mentally challenged.
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Loving yourself is virtuous.
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why don't you slip into something a little more comfortable - like a coma...
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I thought you did that already
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Yo momma so ugly god photoshopped her!
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Nice manicure!
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I found this thread in a search...I was going to start one that said the best come backs or something like that....
But mine is....some know it all was telling a guy I work with, how to do something...and he didn't work with us.... So the come back was..."I don't come down to your corner and tell you how to suck a dick." |
Your mind is so open I can hear the wind whistling through it.
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mirrors can't talk; and lucky for you they can't laugh either...
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You're still practicing, right?
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learn from your parents' mistakes; use birth control...
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I couldn't ever hate you.
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how long do you have left?
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Let me get that cleaned up for you.
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you have delusions of adequacy...
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you have all the virtues i dislike and none of the vices i admire...
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Churchill was the master-
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you have never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary...
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i feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here...
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i've just learned about your illness. let's hope it's nothing trivial...
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I see you've recovered from the lobotomy. Good job!
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you love nature in spite of what it did to you...
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You need to stop loving nature less or they're going to lock you up.
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why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?
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I thought when you said "less" you said "so much"!
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you have van gogh's ear for music...
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"Great" Insult page? I think not. My 8 year old does better. Have y'all been eating a bowl of stupid for breakfast? Heck, I find more wit every time I clean the cat box.
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I pooped on your status...sorry.
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your mother still cuts the edges off your toast...
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you've got a face just made for radio...
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I don't do miniatures.
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i'll squeeze the cider out of your adam's apple...
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Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. Don't worry I stuck up for the pigs.
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I'd rather be slow
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