"Why don't you move to Iowa and increase the average IQ of both states?"

fuck you you fucking fuck...

so's your old man.....

That went in one ear and out the other.

Ohhh ho ho, you old fuckers are going to get it now. Hold on to your depends and pop an extra heart pill. IT'S FUCKING GO TIME!

I forgot she was your mother.

I must admit I kind of chuckled when LordEden made his threat.

That's only a little fucked-up, unc.

& that pleases me.

I swear you could sell a rusty cock ring to a butch lesbian......

are those DNA markers on your avatar, phil?

no, it's a VSR...

you should get a dvd, nobody makes tapes anymore......

I don't think you could insult me even if we didn't share our birthday.

Mom always liked you better.............

dick...

dufferpotamus.....


http://www.twokittensgifts.com/image...tail/hippo.jpg

Does this mean we can have a relationship?

"Well, I need to get out of here - you can just turn into a couch"

I see your face when I am dreaming,
that's why I always wake up screaming...

EABOD(|S) - Eat a [bag|box|bowl] of [dicks|dirt|shit]

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Yo mama so....
... fat Weightwatchers has to watch her in shifts
... ugly that when she was born the doctor slapped her
... fat she fell in love and broke it
... fat that, when she lay on the beach, Greenpeace keep trying to throw her back in the water.
... fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
... fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
... ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
... ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints
... ugly she make onions cry
... ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her.
... ugly that when she sit on the beach, cats try to bury her.
... stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
... stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
... stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

(And some for geeks and nerds...)

... fat that the probability that she is in an arbitrary point in a room is 1.
... fat, the recursive function to calculate her mass cause a stack overflow.
... fat that the integral for the area under her curves is a divergent series.
... fat that she thee twinkies short of developing an event horizon.
... slutty that even the noble gasses have attached themselves to her.
... ugly that even Mario throw barrels at her.
... fat, she need two long integer variables to store her weight, so she don't overflow the buffer.
... fat that the project plan to get her to lose weight has a work breakdown structure that take two reams of paper to print out.
... lazy, even when she is in motion she tends not to stay in motion.
... fat State Farm sold her Group insurance
... stupid, her exchange particle is a "moron"

You realize none of those are insults?

Here's one: They would be if you had a mother.

"I did say sorry about the "old woman", but from behind..." -M.P.&T.H.G.

Something I sometimes yell when a guy in a Camaro/Mustang/Low Rider peels out into traffic: "Sorry about your PENIS!"

Wonder how many angels could dance on His head.

Hmm, I'm sure that makes you sad. Here's a dime. Go call all your friends and tell them about it.

Do you have to be so open?

Even Nickelback thinks you suck.

I used to feel sorry for myself.

Zing. Very nice.

I'd call you a cunt, but you lack the depth and warmth.

"take your testicles out of your purse and stop being such a wankpot"

...you REMEMBER last night?

Yes, but not fondly.

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There's a word for women like you, but it's not used often.
Outside of a kennel.

Insult, nothin', Phil. That is far and away my favorite beer. I have two of the T-Shirts, and when I wear them, people just smile and nod.

It's not actually arrogance if you really are better than everyone else.

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You seem to be suffering from delusions of adequacy. Either that or your circle of Willis is clotted with fecaliths.

Got 10 minutes? Sit back and smile...

It seems no wonder no one knows an insult after you.

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What a delightful ponytail! I love how it hides the valve stem.

Oh, you're from Texas? That explains everything.

Look, I know I have less than half your asking price in my wallet, but I have twice your worth in my pocket.

Damn, you would have to work pretty hard to rise as high as snake shit.

I may be drunk, but you are ugly, and tomorrow, I shall be sober.

You're still claiming it's only gravity that makes you a bottom?

Jesus Haploid Christ! That's the dumbest thing I ever heard. What, was Walmart having a sale on stupid?

Whatever...I'm almost as gay as you are.

oh yeah? well so's yer mother...

wipe your mouth, there's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips...

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...

like a coma...

It's funny because you don't look that ugly but that dress makes you look really ugly.

I'd call you a cunt, but some people like cunts

Next time you come over you should bring a friend.

I've caught a stray parrot in my garden. All he says is, "good morning you ugly prick?" It's not yours is it?

Yes