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Old 02-23-2007, 07:13 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I am in pain

My calves are in massive amounts of pain.

What do you suggest?
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Old 02-23-2007, 07:22 PM   #2 (permalink)
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a sharp stick in the eye...
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Old 02-23-2007, 08:33 PM   #3 (permalink)
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dude.........go to a set of stairs.......face upwards......put just the balls of your feet (like the first portion or 1/2 of your foot) on the 1st step....(hold railing here if neccesary)......up/down/up/down..........get it?

stretch your heels lower than the step......then onto yours toes,above the step.

hold the ups and the downs for like 10 secs man.......feels good.

you just need to stretch bro.......
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Old 02-23-2007, 08:36 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Calves in pain make good veal.
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Old 02-23-2007, 08:38 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Calves in pain make good veal.



AHAHAHHAHHHAHHHAHHHAHHA...............


that was great Astro...............
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Old 02-24-2007, 12:31 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I *was* thinking if I removed my calves from these they might not feel so bad...



Of course I could massage my calves like this dude



But that is just delaying the inevitable...just look at that marbling

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Old 02-24-2007, 10:25 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Beautiful! There's nothing like a good steak.
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Old 02-25-2007, 01:29 AM   #8 (permalink)
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That's not just any steak. That's kobe beef! I didn't spend all that time massaging and feeding my cow beer just have it called a "good steak".

Sheesh!!!
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Old 02-25-2007, 05:39 AM   #9 (permalink)
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man........i made some sweet porter house steaks last night......and i have 1 tbone left for breaky today
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Old 02-26-2007, 07:32 AM   #10 (permalink)
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That's not just any steak. That's kobe beef! I didn't spend all that time massaging and feeding my cow beer just have it called a "good steak".

Sheesh!!!
If I knew you'd massaged it the adjective would have been "great"! I was speaking in general terms, and trying not to offend the anti-vivisectionists.
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Old 03-04-2007, 03:12 AM   #11 (permalink)
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damn anti-vivisectionists... always ruining an afternoon's fun!
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Old 03-06-2007, 01:48 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 03-06-2007, 02:12 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Wait a minute! Is this word association?
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Old 03-06-2007, 05:29 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Ahhh, yes. Steaks. I had a great 1 & 1/2 in. pork steak yesterday with caramalized onions and garlic bulbs.
Very much yummy for my tummy.

I am in pain now, for the lack of a good grilled beefsteak.
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Old 03-09-2007, 11:30 AM   #15 (permalink)
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My calves are no longer in pain, they're mostly digested.
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Old 03-24-2007, 11:23 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Just a little appetizer before the main event...

testes and brains... they are related no?
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Old 03-25-2007, 02:01 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Oh man, $2.40 for Prairie oysters..... when we was on the station, we used to cut them out and toss 'em to the dogs..... I coulda been rich......
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Old 03-28-2007, 12:48 PM   #18 (permalink)
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at those testes and brains. Ewwww.
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Old 03-28-2007, 07:44 PM   #19 (permalink)
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testes and brains... they are related no?

ya' know...........i'd bet some lump sum on joe knowing the answer to this.

i'll have to think on that number.

Quote:
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Oh man, $2.40 for Prairie oysters..... when we was on the station, we used to cut them out and toss 'em to the dogs..... I coulda been rich......


hhmmmmmmmmmm...............brain is in motion.



if the price is right eh?
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Old 03-30-2007, 05:36 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Old 04-04-2007, 12:08 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Old 04-04-2007, 05:52 PM   #22 (permalink)
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When you're right, you're right. My calves are complaining all of a sudden.
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Old 04-05-2007, 05:52 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Beware of aching calves...
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Old 04-11-2007, 06:09 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Crap, too much school work - my first thoughts on the thread title were "deep vein thrombosis" and "pitting edema".
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Old 04-11-2007, 07:28 AM   #25 (permalink)
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It's no wonder you're revered.
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