I am in pain
 

My calves are in massive amounts of pain.

What do you suggest?

a sharp stick in the eye...

dude.........go to a set of stairs.......face upwards......put just the balls of your feet (like the first portion or 1/2 of your foot) on the 1st step....(hold railing here if neccesary)......up/down/up/down..........get it?

stretch your heels lower than the step......then onto yours toes,above the step.

hold the ups and the downs for like 10 secs man.......feels good.:thumbsup:

you just need to stretch bro.......:D

Calves in pain make good veal.

AHAHAHHAHHHAHHHAHHHAHHA...............


that was great Astro...............:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

I *was* thinking if I removed my calves from these they might not feel so bad...

http://www.agripicture.com/tsimages/bb6648e1.jpg

Of course I could massage my calves like this dude

http://www.emediawire.com/prfiles/20...ef-massage.jpg

But that is just delaying the inevitable...just look at that marbling

http://www.gianteagle.com/media/stat...ef_SUB_BIG.jpg

Beautiful! There's nothing like a good steak.

That's not just any steak. That's kobe beef! I didn't spend all that time massaging and feeding my cow beer just have it called a "good steak".

Sheesh!!!

man........i made some sweet porter house steaks last night......and i have 1 tbone left for breaky today

If I knew you'd massaged it the adjective would have been "great"! I was speaking in general terms, and trying not to offend the anti-vivisectionists.

damn anti-vivisectionists... always ruining an afternoon's fun!

Wait a minute! Is this word association?

Ahhh, yes. Steaks. I had a great 1 & 1/2 in. pork steak yesterday with caramalized onions and garlic bulbs.
Very much yummy for my tummy.

I am in pain now, for the lack of a good grilled beefsteak.

My calves are no longer in pain, they're mostly digested.

Just a little appetizer before the main event...

testes and brains... they are related no?
http://i.xanga.com/bcappe2/Cows%20te...f%20brains.JPG

Oh man, $2.40 for Prairie oysters..... when we was on the station, we used to cut them out and toss 'em to the dogs..... I coulda been rich......

:cringe: at those testes and brains. Ewwww.

ya' know...........i'd bet some lump sum on joe knowing the answer to this.

i'll have to think on that number.



hhmmmmmmmmmm...............brain is in motion.



if the price is right eh?

First Rule: Don't Complain!

When you're right, you're right. My calves are complaining all of a sudden.

Beware of aching calves...

Crap, too much school work - my first thoughts on the thread title were "deep vein thrombosis" and "pitting edema".

It's no wonder you're revered.