"blue smurf" liquor in the front.

"blue smurf" poker in the rear.

damn, why didn't i think of that...

Smurfblood -drink of champions.

Next?

you're dead, buddy...

so, am I dead too?

And Astro, do you mean it's made from squished smurfs, or that smurfs produce it?

UNCLE PHIL -I HAVE SEEN YOUR DEMONS. Before I visited the oracle -I HAD TO CREATE A MAGICAL CIRCLE AROUND IT. On each piece of oracle paper - a magical glyph was smeared on it. They were carefully placed in a circle around the oracle. Once the circle of PROTECTION is in place -I look into the swirling MURK.

Uncle Phil, YOU GOT A FAST CAR, SOMEONE GIVES YOU A PLAN TO GET IT OUT OF HERE, YOU SEE YOUR BODY'S TOO OLD FOR WORKING -YOUR BODY'S TOO YOUNG TO LOOK LIKE YOURS. So you meet up with Tracy Chapman and you drive so fast you felt like you was drunk. And you had a feeling that you belonged, And you had a feeling -you could be someone, be someone, be someone. Soon afterwords you will die.


... I know what you're thinking (THE ORACLE GRANTS ME THAT) and you are wrong. This is not a warning about fast cars.

UNCLE PHIL -BEWARE SQUARE MUSIC.

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DADDY!!!

SG, you are sub-dead. Smurfs make it and are it. -Enjoy!

Mmmmmm *toasts a glass of smurfy goodness*

There was no goodness in the smurfs, as hard as they tried.

It wasn't you who threw up on my tombstone, was it?

Your Astrocloudness, please check the oracle.

good times right freakin' here man.

Lawrence is the shit............:thumbsup:




oh and...........Astro....you're dead

OCM I've never puked on anything other than in a toilet :)

Does puke work for readings also, Astro?

YES, the logs are crossed in the shape of an upside-down cross. YOU WILL COME BACK AS A VETALA. Oh yes, Cows are sacred to you. Someone, perhaps Halx will drive a steak through your heart.


OURCRAZYMODERN? BEWARE STEAK!

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Damn! & I just got back from eating a very fine steak!

Where art thou, Astrocloud?

I saw your oracle in a dream.

The rust might come off with the correct magic.

he's dead ring...........but i sure miss that bastard

No.
I won't have it.

Who wants to help me formulate a re-animation potion?

a re-astromation potion........hell yeah,i'm in

We need supplies.
Perhaps we could depend on the largesse of GH.

I'd like to take a peek inside his pantry.

:eek:

GH has his "manservant" (shudder) open the pantry door.

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consult the directory . . .

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pull out a relevant *urk* cook book -

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and go to the larder for supplies (or if supplies are low, perhaps to the nursery)

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bon appetit, Ring

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Personally, I think you have opened a real can of worms with that last post :no:

s

he's dead...

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Why did he need that Elizabethan collar?

Were they afraid he wouldn't leave his stitches alone?

I must now repair, within, to check on the little brass cauldron, to add to
its simmering contents.

Timing is crucial.

This, incense burner/cauldron I have,
works wonders,
you'll see.
It will magically right itself, in a few whiles.

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the lizard king is dead...


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sadly, Iggy my pet iguana also died prematurely...at about 6 years old he was just an adolescent iguana :(

The potion is near completion,
but alas I cannot do this alone.
I need one more item.
You know what it is.

um, virgin blood, or the twinkle in my undead I?

i'll keep looking...

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I've been dead before. Sometimes I still am.

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him, too...

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I always liked Warren Zevon, too.

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By the way, I'm sorry I haven't voted in this pole yet. I need to keep my options open.

here, vote on this pole...

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Is that pole dead, too?

..ah well...maybe it's best to let him rest in pieces.

I had thought I was dead but my leg just fell asleep
still waiting for it to wake up...

toothpicks work good

on a more somber note...

"Hello Americans!" Paul Harvey...Good Night! - Raw Fisher

Do the ones who are presumed dead count? Is the potion ready yet? Has mortality abandoned us?