more bad news, oh gliding one? not in my oracle...

all is goodness in light in this part of the hemisphere, and it shall stay that way, if on the somewhat cool side for today...

OurCrazyModern?,

Your Aunt Phil and I have been talkiing and well, we think it's time that you started your own thread. There's nothing bad about it -lots of people start their own thread every day. If you needed some support with your thread - Well aunt phil said that he'd help out. He'd even quote a song or two just for you and put it in your thread. Perhaps even I will come and talk about politics and stuff... You know the stuff that everyone wants to hear from this dead guy.

In the meanwhile I leave you with this.... what is a DrComputer?

I started one once, but it must have been too "loosely defined"! It's kind of funny how things work out...
Although I'd enjoy exploring this further!

I don't know what a DrComputer is - I'll have to go consult (my Oracle?)

More bad news. Giant Hamburger is REAL!!!! (I've seen it in the oracle)

Were his shoes there, too?

GH's shoes are way too fucking cool........

There you go again, treating every thread as if...:thumbsup:
Now, then, which of us is dead? I find myself forgetting and I think that's not a good sign.

This thing that you think you are living is just an illusion. You are already dead and looking back on something that has already happened. If you think you can make changes that are happening in the present -you are just reliving something that you felt in the past.

It's all over with. Sorry to be the harbinger of bad news. Subdead.

An extravagant illusion, if that's what it is. I thought the weather was unusually warm over the weekend and broke a record here today. Does this mean I'm going to hell? (Please flush it and draw a new reading!)

:rolleyes: Oh gawd...

I search the swirling waters of my scrying pools. I see it... I SEE IT....

You like flied chinese lice. In fact that will be the death of you. One day while eating flied chinese lice -one of the little buggers will stick to the back of your throat. Someone very close to you, or perhaps the TV -will say something funny and you will fall into maniacal laughter. That is when one tiny piece of flied chinese lice will move into your lungs.

BEWARE FLIED CHINESE LICE!

http://www.wokme.com/images/recipes/fried_rice.gif

Gawd informs me that I must withdraw now.

Or cough up a bit of lice.

Who's next?

BRING.

IT.

ON.

BUDDY.

I flush the oracle once for luck. I sit down and concentrate... CONCENTRATE...

The murky waters are swirling I see your DESTINY....


I see you by the computer. Perhaps you are composing a song, perhaps you are choking the chicken... NEVERTHELESS, you are startled when you hear a voice in the other room. You move to cover yourself and find that your legs are entangled in your PANTYHOSE. You stumble and fall -hitting your head on an egg shaped container...

Fly

BEWARE PANTY HOSE!

http://www.sleeknchic.com/jpegs9/680n_pantyhose.jpg

fly, you'll never live the pantyhose down...


ok astro.
i'm next.
do me.

Hell, bundy, your av looks like it's riding an it at over 200 mph.

yes, well, if by riding it, you mean DANCING!!!

I am DANCING at least 265mph.

and you should DANCE too...

or they will eat you...
http://compbio.uchsc.edu/Hunter_lab/...3/p6070218.jpg

see... this man DANCES for his life...
http://compbio.uchsc.edu/Hunter_lab/...3/p6070279.jpg


now, whats my fortune Astrocakes?

Oh bundy you are a special case... A SPECIAL CASE INDEED.

I pressed hard for an hour and the results were strangely geometric. Looking below, I stirred the murky waters with my athamé... Ooooh, I SEE YOUR FUTURE.


You will live a very long time. You survive both zombie uprisings without a scratch. In fact due to modern embalming techniques -only a few funeral workers really caught the virus unleashed by John "W" Howard (Howard Jr.)...

In 2037 you will have special NANOBOTS injected into you. This tech will LIVE IN YOUR VEINS and keep you alive with it. This will keep you alive a lot longer than normal. You will live so long that your BRAIN WILL RUN OUT OF MEMORY. You will forget who and what you really are -it is in this state that you make a FATAL MISTAKE -you decide to upgrade the SOFTWARE that runs your nanobots. When you upgrade to MICROSOFT TURBO FIRMWARE XXIII. The nanobots GO CRAZY and attack your gustatory system.


BUNDY BEWARE MICROSOFT!!!!


http://adage.com/images/bin/image/photo/gates012807.jpg

dammit!
i knew that anti-aging cream i was rubbing into my bits would end up hurting me at some point.

warning noted.
switching to mac (actually did that about 3 or so years ago)

cheers astrokaki.

Note that without your gustatory system - you have no _?

who is this flake?






















:D

which one?

the fuckin' story teller one.

they're all full of s _ _ t(ories...)

(except for all of us)

hehehe.....nice one phil.



wadda ya' think of that Astroglide?

You don't like my stories? I have news for you - you are not alive.

Who's Next?

You the fortuneteller? :lol:

I await your predictions. :D

i didn't say that...........i called you a flake.:eek:


the stories are good...........:thumbsup:

what does an astroflake look like?

Jetstream, I winced when your future became clear to me. I looked into the oracle and saw that the logs were crossed. There was a bit of blood in the water like the cloud that forms when sharks attack... BUT THAT IS NOT HOW YOU WILL DIE -no, you will go long after the attack.

You find a blue softdrink. You are not an addict now but you will become addicted. Soon you must have 6 or 7 bottles a day. You love this BLUE DRINK. Soon you seek for a way to make it yourself. You get a job at the factory... it is called GARGAMEL INDUSTRIES.

While working at the factory you discover a closed green door. Only the senior VP Azrael is seen going in and out of it. One day while moving a vat of BLUE GOO around -you over Azrael's shoulder as he opens the combination lock. You memorize THE COMBINATION.

You have long suspected that there were real life OOMPA-LOOMPAS living in the factory -creating the GREATEST SOFTDRINK IN THE WORLD. When Azrael is gone and the factory is quiet you sneak into the factory and find out what is BEHIND THE GREEN DOOR.

When you open the door you find a CONCENTRATION CAMP of little blue men. They must be there to provide juice for the soda. You are shocked to find that the living ones are loading little blue corpses into a GIANT JUICE MILL.

They are half starved and when they see you THEY STRIKE! You get gnawed to death...

So Jetstream BEWARE BLUE MEN!

http://www.haddonfield.k12.nj.us/hmh...sh/shiva.2.jpg

there is no blue food.

http://www.sallys-place.com/food/sin...s/blue_M&M.jpg

http://curiouslee.typepad.com/weblog...nd_bluebie.jpg

I would never have believed you had I not been wandering around, greeting the new TFPers.

I now have a reason to be afraid, for the blue men have infiltrated my once-perfect sanctuary.

HERE, SEE FOR YOURSELVES!!! --> http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=115101

:paranoid:

There is more than just a group of blue men. They have a whole village. Their leader is called Papa.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH, the smurfs!!! (Actually, I loved that show as a kid. Especially the cat)

This thread frightens me.

Sillygirl, that blue liquor that you like is made from smurfs.