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slimshaydee · 11-27-2006, 05:57 AM

POST WHATEVER IT IS THAT RANDOMLY COMES INTO YOUR HEAD
It could be pictures, words, jokes, hobos etc just make it random!

JESUS

ICE-CREAM MAN WHO KILLS PEOPLE BY GIVING THEM CANCER

I DON'T LIKE GOING DOWN ON FEMALES

AIDS

uncle phil · 11-27-2006, 12:56 PM

slimshaydee · 11-28-2006, 03:35 AM

zed wolf · 11-28-2006, 12:38 PM

I like cinnamon rolls.

uncle phil · 11-28-2006, 04:34 PM

Lady Sage · 11-28-2006, 04:44 PM

Some people are alive simply because it is against the law to seriously maim them...

BAH HUMBUG!!!!

slimshaydee · 11-28-2006, 08:09 PM

SCROTUM!!!!!!!

Ourcrazymodern? · 12-10-2006, 09:38 AM

When in the course of your human events it becomes necessary to do something, just do it.

uncle phil · 12-11-2006, 02:33 PM

i'll be back when i get back if i come back...

Ourcrazymodern? · 12-11-2006, 08:59 PM

Random, schmandom:
Fat-bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go 'round!
Gotta like that interesting breast shot, too!
I almost used (several) more (more provocative) words for breasts.
Good god, I'm glad I was breastfed!
Why is "fat-head" an insult?

Sage · 12-12-2006, 06:38 AM

Remember that book about the bunny that all the kids thought was a vampire bunny? Or the book about the school that had a 13th floor that no one knew about and there was a class on that floor and they always did wierd stuff, like one day they made ice cream that tasted like each kid in the class, except you couldn't taste the ice cream that tasted like yourself because that was the taste in your mouth when you weren't tasting anything. I swear I'm like the only person on the planet that knows about that book!

Ourcrazymodern? · 12-12-2006, 02:17 PM

I read somewhere that dogs like the smell of poop because it reminds them of sex and that we don't like it because it reminds us of death.

uncle phil · 12-12-2006, 04:26 PM

/me barfs at the hint of the smell of dog shit...sorry...

Ourcrazymodern? · 12-12-2006, 05:13 PM

Our universe is around 13.7 billion years old, and being as that's our local eternity, it has to be long enough for everything that's happened to have happened, so it has.

bernadette · 12-27-2006, 11:07 PM

infinity boggles my mind.

uncle phil · 12-28-2006, 01:47 PM

Ourcrazymodern? · 12-28-2006, 04:07 PM

Gotta like Alfred E. Neuman,
with brains of albumin:
He'll win just like Truman
did from Missouri.

jbw97361 · 12-28-2006, 04:25 PM

when i drink too much coffee my urine smells like coffee... is that normal?

Ourcrazymodern? · 12-28-2006, 04:54 PM

I went to feed the goldfish, but it was too late.

vermin · 12-29-2006, 10:53 AM

Coolzip

axe

flummery

Shitpisscuntfuck Tuesday!

Canadian Rape Weed

Ourcrazymodern? · 12-29-2006, 12:22 PM

Vermin is my name on NTN.

You left out a few words...

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-27-2007, 02:33 PM

I wonder if this double-post will be merged?

Guess not, but this one will...

uncle phil · 01-28-2007, 12:07 PM

ancillary to an ankle bracelet...

Fly · 01-28-2007, 12:13 PM

oooohhhhhhhhh.......

the skin at the end of my dink is pink
and when it gets hard it's blue
i love you.

cha

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-28-2007, 02:10 PM

...what experience he had had had been bad...

Fly · 01-31-2007, 05:18 AM

as i can collectivly,recollect,correctly

beer is better cold.

vermin · 01-31-2007, 11:22 AM

What did the bulimic girl's boyfriend say when he heard her in the bathroom after supper?

"Keep it down in there!"
(Brian Beatty)

If they ever make a musical about my life, there will probably be a lot of songs about jacking off and pizza.
(Dan Liebert)

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-31-2007, 02:02 PM

I have most of the bad habits I was told to avoid and they're possessing me.

Damn good advice untaken.

11-27-2006, 05:57 AM	#1 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	The random thread POST WHATEVER IT IS THAT RANDOMLY COMES INTO YOUR HEAD It could be pictures, words, jokes, hobos etc just make it random! JESUS ICE-CREAM MAN WHO KILLS PEOPLE BY GIVING THEM CANCER I DON'T LIKE GOING DOWN ON FEMALES AIDS

11-27-2006, 12:56 PM	#2 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	__________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-28-2006, 04:34 PM	#5 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	__________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-28-2006, 04:44 PM	#6 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	Some people are alive simply because it is against the law to seriously maim them... BAH HUMBUG!!!! __________________ If only closed minds came with closed mouths. Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open. It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

12-10-2006, 09:38 AM	#8 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	When in the course of your human events it becomes necessary to do something, just do it. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

11-28-2006, 03:35 AM	#3 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?

11-28-2006, 12:38 PM	#4 (permalink)
zed wolf Crazy Location: The Darkest Parts Of Places Unknown	I like cinnamon rolls.

11-28-2006, 08:09 PM	#7 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	SCROTUM!!!!!!!

12-11-2006, 02:33 PM	#9 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	i'll be back when i get back if i come back... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-11-2006, 08:59 PM	#10 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Random, schmandom: Fat-bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go 'round! Gotta like that interesting breast shot, too! I almost used (several) more (more provocative) words for breasts. Good god, I'm glad I was breastfed! Why is "fat-head" an insult? __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

12-12-2006, 06:38 AM	#11 (permalink)
Sage hoarding all the big girl panties since 2005 Location: North side	Remember that book about the bunny that all the kids thought was a vampire bunny? Or the book about the school that had a 13th floor that no one knew about and there was a class on that floor and they always did wierd stuff, like one day they made ice cream that tasted like each kid in the class, except you couldn't taste the ice cream that tasted like yourself because that was the taste in your mouth when you weren't tasting anything. I swear I'm like the only person on the planet that knows about that book! __________________ Sage knows our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's She answers hard acrostics, has a pretty taste for paradox She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous -C'hi

12-12-2006, 02:17 PM	#12 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	I read somewhere that dogs like the smell of poop because it reminds them of sex and that we don't like it because it reminds us of death. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

12-12-2006, 04:26 PM	#13 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	/me barfs at the hint of the smell of dog shit...sorry... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-12-2006, 05:13 PM	#14 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Our universe is around 13.7 billion years old, and being as that's our local eternity, it has to be long enough for everything that's happened to have happened, so it has. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

12-27-2006, 11:07 PM	#15 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	infinity boggles my mind. __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

01-31-2007, 05:18 AM	#26 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	as i can collectivly,recollect,correctly beer is better cold. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

12-28-2006, 01:47 PM	#16 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	__________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-28-2006, 04:07 PM	#17 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Gotta like Alfred E. Neuman, with brains of albumin: He'll win just like Truman did from Missouri. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

12-28-2006, 04:25 PM	#18 (permalink)
jbw97361 Tilted	when i drink too much coffee my urine smells like coffee... is that normal? __________________ JBW

12-28-2006, 04:54 PM	#19 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	I went to feed the goldfish, but it was too late. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

12-29-2006, 10:53 AM	#20 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Coolzip axe flummery Shitpisscuntfuck Tuesday! Canadian Rape Weed __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

12-29-2006, 12:22 PM	#21 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Vermin is my name on NTN. You left out a few words... __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-27-2007, 02:33 PM	#22 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	I wonder if this double-post will be merged? Guess not, but this one will... __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT Last edited by Ourcrazymodern?; 01-27-2007 at 02:34 PM.. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

01-28-2007, 12:07 PM	#23 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	ancillary to an ankle bracelet... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-28-2007, 12:13 PM	#24 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	oooohhhhhhhhh....... the skin at the end of my dink is pink and when it gets hard it's blue i love you. cha __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

01-28-2007, 02:10 PM	#25 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	...what experience he had had had been bad... __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-31-2007, 11:22 AM	#27 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	What did the bulimic girl's boyfriend say when he heard her in the bathroom after supper? "Keep it down in there!" (Brian Beatty) If they ever make a musical about my life, there will probably be a lot of songs about jacking off and pizza. (Dan Liebert) __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

01-31-2007, 02:02 PM	#28 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	I have most of the bad habits I was told to avoid and they're possessing me. Damn good advice untaken. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT