The random thread
 

I like cinnamon rolls.

Some people are alive simply because it is against the law to seriously maim them...

BAH HUMBUG!!!!

SCROTUM!!!!!!!

When in the course of your human events it becomes necessary to do something, just do it.

i'll be back when i get back if i come back...

Random, schmandom:
Fat-bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go 'round!
Gotta like that interesting breast shot, too!
I almost used (several) more (more provocative) words for breasts.
Good god, I'm glad I was breastfed!
Why is "fat-head" an insult?

http://www.rabbit.org/graphics/fun/n...ucky-nuui1.jpg

Remember that book about the bunny that all the kids thought was a vampire bunny? Or the book about the school that had a 13th floor that no one knew about and there was a class on that floor and they always did wierd stuff, like one day they made ice cream that tasted like each kid in the class, except you couldn't taste the ice cream that tasted like yourself because that was the taste in your mouth when you weren't tasting anything. I swear I'm like the only person on the planet that knows about that book!

/me barfs at the hint of the smell of dog shit...sorry...

Our universe is around 13.7 billion years old, and being as that's our local eternity, it has to be long enough for everything that's happened to have happened, so it has.

infinity boggles my mind.

Gotta like Alfred E. Neuman,
with brains of albumin:
He'll win just like Truman
did from Missouri.

when i drink too much coffee my urine smells like coffee... is that normal?

:love: I went to feed the goldfish, but it was too late.

Coolzip

axe

flummery

Shitpisscuntfuck Tuesday!

Canadian Rape Weed

:thumbsup: Vermin is my name on NTN.:thumbsup:

You left out a few words...

I wonder if this double-post will be merged?

Guess not, but this one will...

ancillary to an ankle bracelet...

oooohhhhhhhhh.......

the skin at the end of my dink is pink
and when it gets hard it's blue
i love you.

cha

...what experience he had had had been bad...

as i can collectivly,recollect,correctly

beer is better cold.

What did the bulimic girl's boyfriend say when he heard her in the bathroom after supper?


"Keep it down in there!"
(Brian Beatty)


If they ever make a musical about my life, there will probably be a lot of songs about jacking off and pizza.
(Dan Liebert)

I have most of the bad habits I was told to avoid and they're possessing me.

Damn good advice untaken.