Remember that book about the bunny that all the kids thought was a vampire bunny? Or the book about the school that had a 13th floor that no one knew about and there was a class on that floor and they always did wierd stuff, like one day they made ice cream that tasted like each kid in the class, except you couldn't taste the ice cream that tasted like yourself because that was the taste in your mouth when you weren't tasting anything. I swear I'm like the only person on the planet that knows about that book!
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Sage knows our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's
She answers hard acrostics, has a pretty taste for paradox
She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus
In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous
-C'hi