one more time with feeling, for old time's sake...CLC

*steals away with Nick so someone else can play* Xerxys?

3AM, of course uncle phil is next.

haaha.......i beat 'ol phil this morning


but suspect he's up next

you're right...

xerxes?

Nope, hobbit.

Phil is going to answer before he gets to the course.

Nope, beach bum.

Fugly will post after me.

on my way...

still xerxes...

No. XerxYs!

Hobbits abound?

Don't worry xman, philly doesn't even know how to spell his own name.

Fly?

Still haven't named that fly, but starting to think I should...

Philbert?

Nope, hobbit here. Better looking with way more hair.

OCM?

Dangit, should have gone with my instinct... sticking with it now Eden.

me, with possibly the most hair

I had a tasty lunch so I'll go with dlish.

Craaaaap... didn't expect you so soon. Thinking phil may be back by now....

He probably is, but not here.

BadNick!

*sneaks in just before Nick*

You might be too fast for me CLC, but I'm up for a race....GO!

considering her speed and posting prowess, my instincts say CLC again

Yeah, but now what am I gonna say? You?

why not?

Ocm? ...though I think I'm wrong again

you are...

back from golf, looking for OCM?

sorry folks..........

Cali is gonna drop in,i feel it.

mmmmm, fly feelings

Nick, come on down!

only took me an hour!

Fly?

Hobbit.

Cali?

yesh?

oh, Nicky darling... come stalk here too? ;)

Nope. It's just the Demi God...

I think you will post soon after this as well.

only if you continue to play follow the Liv...

i'll follow the liv..

xerx?

My highly trained nose was following this scented trail when suddenly I ended up here.

I think I smell her ...the Liv one

Liv?..if you meant Evil, then yeah thats me!

uncle phillip, where art thou

Out counting strokes.

LordEden?

Hobbit here, sounding off.

Jove?

nope, just lil ol' me... but i think you're coming back around, phil.

Trixie!

I think it's BadNick.

well you thunk right!

as far as I can tell, good chance Ocm? will come back again

...I've been known to take chances.

ring, talk to me!

I can hear her whispering sweet nothings ...so you probably can't hear them but they're there.

let's see, who's around at this hour? Liv, since Cali is behind the times.

No one ever knows when Willravel will strike!!!

I'm guessing Ourcrazymodern?

damn, tried to sneak in in front of will...

since we're the only ones up, gonna say phil.

Nope. Just lil ol' me ...

Cali Liv Chick, are we playing follow the liv chick?

too early for her...

xerx?

It is I the demi god.

Uncle, say, uncle.

again?

ok, fly...

Negative Uncle Phil,

Where is Xerxys, over?

nope.........


but it would be cool if you came back Jove

That's been prophesighed.

by Seer666.

hey, who's in here?

i wonder if sillygirl will look in here?

No jove here, hobbit instead.

Come on back fly.

for you freak.........i will show my ugly mug


OCM kickin' around or what?

You can kick my ass, Fly.

phil?

no bud.............i myself am quite fond of asses.......



Lord eat me will pop in next

Yeah yeah I'm here.

I'm calling... Fugly.

I'm messing up your roll.

might be too early for unc to leave the greens, so I'll go with Fly who does other things with greens.

No. just me ...

CaliLivChick ... where are you?

I was wondering the same thing. Maybe she has a hot date...I'm jealous.

but I'll guess her anyway....oops, not a "guess" this is a prediction!

ah-HA!!!

ok, fugly...

I'm back.

I think Xerxys might be, too.

Nope, hobbit here.

I have no fucking idea who is next. Thank you rum shots.

It's me, and I'm thinking our good uncle will be here ...

i can smell the friction from here...

fly stumblin' around yet?

I am sure he will buzz by, but I wanted to sneak in and say hi, and Good Morning :)

Time to fly....?

I got up late this morning. The lines at midnight last night at Geno's and Pat's were longer than I've ever seen in over 50 years! I didn't wait and on the way home stopped at Larry's, Home of the Belly Filler.

I'd say it's still too early for Fly so maybe unc will stop in before hitting the greens.

leaving in half an hour...

jove?

thanks, unc. Have a great day on the links.

I'll pick up on your jove.

jove who?

the fresh prince of uncle phil

after a shower(,,,)

Idyllic?

I definitely need a shower. Last couple hours I've been cutting grass and hedges and weeds, so sweat and dirt are me.

which makes me undelicious, right dlish?

*licks Nick* mmm... salty... can i have some more?

Oh, and the hot date was with a 14" knife (got my jeans cut off me last night) and some needles (hooray for boobies!)

nine holes, then rain...

tully?

Hey... that's my line! *gives phil a B&C to nurse on while she makes another Jack & Coke for Tully*

my imagination is going wild trying to figure this out :confused: More details would be interesting, I'm sure.


In spite of it being too sweet, I don't see how you can not like Coke. But my taste lately has been for dry ginger beer and boozes of various sorts.

whaddaya thunk, unc?

Mind racing here as well.

Fly?

How familiar are y'all with BDSM?

Nick, you should come hang out at Moe's! phil loves it there.

No idea what that is but I do keep rope and soft restraints around just in case of the apocalypse.

ahhh, it hurts so good ...not hurt in a bad way, just a little hurtful pleasure.

Moe's ain't big enough for boffus! ...I mean unc and I. But I'll check it out anyway, thanks Livie.

I wonder if Tully is going to race in here now? my edit: ooops, now I know Tul is faster than I thought.

I hereby change my prediction to CLC.

Nope, just the explanation committee on my hot date for you and Tully.

So Daddy (my boyfriend, Master, Owner) is a fabulous sadist. He tied me to a St. Andrew's cross last night in one of our favorite play spaces (a sex club with a dungeon in it), facing out, and just wearing a pair of jeans that had a hole in them. He then took His 14" knife and proceeded to cut the jeans off me, piece by piece, shred by shred. He thoroughly enjoyed Himself, took His time, and this one was a mix of fascinated, curious, and laughing, with gasps when He would poke me with the tip (on purpose).

He then sat me down and proceeded to poke 22 gauge needles into my boobies. We like doing 18s as well, as we can put 20 gauge sterilized wires through the needles and decorate them (see the picture on my profile as an example). But we stuck with 22s last night.

All of this was after He used a roll of cling wrap (like you use for moving) and strapped me to this bench type cross thing (no idea what it's called, but it looks like this, just not adjustable), where my arms were spread out, legs were spread wide, and all parts were bound to this contraption with the cling wrap, including my head (eyes and mouth covered, just nose left open)... He then put clothespins on sensitive parts, let them settle in for a bit, and ripped them off... i scream whenever He does this. He loves cutting the cling wrap off with his pocket knife, and always leaves me with a scratch between my breasts from this... a great little memory, along with the bruises from the needles where He likes to be vicious pulling them out. :D

Sure why not. In, out, in ,out...starting to see a pattern here.

too fast, I musta been in a different time warp

Liv this time?

nope

now?

paybacks are a mf

Liv?

yes? Tully?

Oh, and don't forget to go back a page and see my explanation. =)

ohh, I saw that. The heat burned it into my brain.

whatcha say, Tul?

hrm... dunno where she went, but you're still around with me.

She went? Maybe she's tied up at the moment.

I'm here though, right Phil?

Damn typos... sorry Tul... Phil, you understand though, right?

No problem. But you will be punished.

Phil, where'd ya go?

right here...

liv?

yes? and about that punishment, is that a promise Tul? *bats eyelashes*

I say what I mean and mean what I say.

And where's Nick?

I kidnapped him... what did you have in mind for punishment? ;)

phil, wanna chime in here?

ding dong...

xerx?

that's a good idea... xer?

I escaped. But looking forward to being tied up again. Use chains this time since I'm so strong.

did Liv hear that?

sure did, Nicky. *slaps the duct tape over Nick's mouth, handcuffs hands behind his back, wraps the arms and legs with parachute cord, ties the ankles together and attaches them to the handcuffs, and puts a keyboard under his fingers*

sorry Nicky ol' boy, what was that?

mmmmmmmmm

mmmmmmmm mm? ok, i can sort of type. can you loosen the handcuffs a bit?

if i do that, i'll have to wrap parachute cord around them too, which, btw, is stronger than chain in this type of situation.

mmmmm ok. you're hard to trick. maybe if unc shows up i can trick him into letting me out

unc?

not getting out of this that easily... and i've been at this for 15 years... i have a bit of experience, Nicky.

you must have started pretty young. I think I'm starting to wiggle out...you better sit on my chest.