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Old 04-21-2006, 02:35 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Redlemon is gone PARTAY AT HIS HOUSE!

Redlemon has left for a vacay and asked us to hold down the fort. I recommend we hold it down by drinking excessively and wrecking the joint!

Let's start with some good old graffiti:



ANARCHY IN REDLEMON'S CRIB!!!!!!!

Bring on the loose women!
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Old 04-21-2006, 02:50 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I am there.

Fortunately, I am showing up naked. This will prevent any hard-to-remove stains on my expensive wardrobe.

I even borrowed a set of Safety Glasses from Clavus.

Lets Roll.
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Old 04-21-2006, 02:55 PM   #3 (permalink)
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::waves hand:: May I be a loose woman? Pretty please?
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Old 04-21-2006, 03:00 PM   #4 (permalink)
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::waves hand:: May I be a loose woman? Pretty please?
Not only are you allowed, you are highly encouraged!

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Old 04-21-2006, 03:12 PM   #5 (permalink)
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There's a delivery guy out front with a hot tub and a bouncy castle. He wants to know where to put them.
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Old 04-21-2006, 03:19 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Put them on the fish tank!
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Old 04-21-2006, 04:20 PM   #7 (permalink)
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As a moderator I am going to have to ask you all to stop this nonsense!

How would you feel if this was your house getting trashed?
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Wait. Did someone say there'd be loose women and hot tubs?
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Nevermind...


/me cranks the tunes and pours himself a drink.

(and one on the floor for my homies).
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Old 04-21-2006, 04:28 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I'm a little drunk by this point. Am I too late?
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Old 04-21-2006, 06:25 PM   #9 (permalink)
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No, but if you have to puke, do it on his favorite pillow.
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Old 04-21-2006, 06:28 PM   #10 (permalink)
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No, but if you have to puke, do it on his favorite pillow.
I could do what my room mate did and vomit all over my towel.
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Old 04-21-2006, 06:29 PM   #11 (permalink)
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You mean the one we used to tar and feather his Beanie Baby collection?
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Old 04-21-2006, 06:41 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 04-21-2006, 07:40 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 04-22-2006, 06:37 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Let's replace all of his lube with glue!
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Old 04-22-2006, 10:03 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Uh oh.

I just shat in one of the heat vents.

You think Redlemon will notice? It smelled pretty rank in here already.



Where do you think he keeps the Absinthe?
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Old 04-22-2006, 09:12 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Under the stairwell, behind the cases of beer. What? You didn't know about his beer cellar?
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Old 04-22-2006, 09:17 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Let's replace all of his lube with glue!
That should create some rather "sticky" situations.

Ohohohoh, i'm so clever
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Old 04-23-2006, 04:30 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Holy crap! Have you seen what he keeps in the attic?!?
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Old 04-23-2006, 04:47 AM   #19 (permalink)
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You know, Redlemon could really use some new windows... this place is kind of dim.

/me fires up the chainsaw!
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Old 04-23-2006, 05:10 AM   #20 (permalink)
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I brought a couple of gallons of pink paint. I thought I'd start down in his S&M Dungeon, and move on from there....
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Old 04-23-2006, 05:30 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Old 04-24-2006, 01:59 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Neat! he has a cat! This will making wiping in the hard to reach places all the easier!
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Old 04-24-2006, 02:46 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Just give me a minute... I need to rest up after satiating my appetite for destruction.
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Old 04-24-2006, 02:51 PM   #24 (permalink)
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whattsa matter, getting old?
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Old 04-24-2006, 06:48 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Who me? ::still searching for the white wine:: damn cretin.
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Old 04-25-2006, 04:18 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Ahhhhh.... party day 5. Glad I could finally make it. Hey....nothing's been set on fire yet. What is wrong with you people!?
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Old 04-25-2006, 04:40 AM   #27 (permalink)
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whattsa matter, getting old?
As a matter of fact, yes... don't worry sonny. I can still drink you under the table AND wreck this house like it's 1999...

(nice signature by the way... )
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Old 04-25-2006, 05:47 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Hey, I wanna play too! *brings along a goat and a fire extinguisher*
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Old 04-25-2006, 06:28 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Whoever set up the Slip-N-Slide on the staircase is a genius!
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Old 04-25-2006, 08:13 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Hey, I wanna play too! *brings along a goat and a fire extinguisher*

toss in a couple midgets and a clown and this party could get interesting
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Old 04-25-2006, 08:24 AM   #31 (permalink)
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toss in a couple midgets and a clown and this party could get interesting

Last I saw them, the midgets were using the slip 'n' slide and the clown was getting naked for Nancy in the newly Pink BDSM room...


(just don't call Lucifer a clown to his face... it makes him angry)
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Old 04-25-2006, 08:45 AM   #32 (permalink)
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/Ben wakes up in pile of own vomit...

Hey, whoever turned me over last night so that I wouldn't choke on my own puke, I owe you one!

/Looks around

Where are my pants?
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Old 04-25-2006, 08:57 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Can someone help me nail all this bedroom furniture to the ceiling?
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Old 04-25-2006, 08:58 AM   #34 (permalink)
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I think Nancy was trying to get the Clown to wear your pants... at least that's what it looked like... these mushrooms are wreaking havoc on my perceptions of things...
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Old 04-25-2006, 01:16 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Alright, who fucked my pony???
And why is she wearing Ben's pants?
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Old 04-25-2006, 01:38 PM   #36 (permalink)
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...Small pieces of last night are filtering in through the fog...

oh dear lord

I thought she said her name was Whinney.

okay
okay
don't panic.
Nobody saw you, or they would have said something by now.

That pony sure was a nice piece of ass...
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Old 04-25-2006, 02:42 PM   #37 (permalink)
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It's a very sad but true fact that some of the boys who graduated with me from high school in the deep south did not fuck horses. The horses were too fast. So they fucked cows instead, while their girlfriends watched.

I wish I was making this up.

I hear soda water is good for removing stains. Can somebody get me a Cheerwine so I can clean up the fecal stains on the capret?
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Old 04-26-2006, 04:44 AM   #38 (permalink)
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Don't bother cleaning the stains... just make more. They'll think we laid new carpet... with a paisley pattern.
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Old 04-27-2006, 05:53 PM   #39 (permalink)
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Hey check it out! If we toss this oven rack on top <CLANG> and kick this drain pipe out from underneath like so <THUD> <CRUNCH> <OWWW> the kitchen sink makes a pretty decent bbq girll. No more goin out side to cook the steaks.

hmmmmm wonder what grilled pony tastes like.......
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Old 04-27-2006, 06:15 PM   #40 (permalink)
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We could use these curtain rods as giant skewers! Pony Kabobs anyone?
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