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It's a very sad but true fact that some of the boys who graduated with me from high school in the deep south did not fuck horses. The horses were too fast. So they fucked cows instead, while their girlfriends watched.
I wish I was making this up.
I hear soda water is good for removing stains. Can somebody get me a Cheerwine so I can clean up the fecal stains on the capret?
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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet
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