Poppinjay

Redlemon has left for a vacay and asked us to hold down the fort. I recommend we hold it down by drinking excessively and wrecking the joint!

Let's start with some good old graffiti:



ANARCHY IN REDLEMON'S CRIB!!!!!!!

Bring on the loose women!

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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

BigBen

I am there.

Fortunately, I am showing up naked. This will prevent any hard-to-remove stains on my expensive wardrobe.

I even borrowed a set of Safety Glasses from Clavus.

Lets Roll.

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Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.

Elphaba

::waves hand:: May I be a loose woman? Pretty please?

Poppinjay

Not only are you allowed, you are highly encouraged!

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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

fresnelly

There's a delivery guy out front with a hot tub and a bouncy castle. He wants to know where to put them.

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Building an artificial intelligence that appreciates Mozart is easy. Building an A.I. that appreciates a theme restaurant is the real challenge - Kit Roebuck - Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life

Poppinjay

Put them on the fish tank!

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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

Charlatan

As a moderator I am going to have to ask you all to stop this nonsense!

How would you feel if this was your house getting trashed?
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Wait. Did someone say there'd be loose women and hot tubs?
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Nevermind...


/me cranks the tunes and pours himself a drink.

(and one on the floor for my homies).

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Gatorade Frost

I'm a little drunk by this point. Am I too late?

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I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
Emo Philips

Poppinjay

No, but if you have to puke, do it on his favorite pillow.

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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

Gatorade Frost

I could do what my room mate did and vomit all over my towel.

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I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
Emo Philips

fresnelly

You mean the one we used to tar and feather his Beanie Baby collection?

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Building an artificial intelligence that appreciates Mozart is easy. Building an A.I. that appreciates a theme restaurant is the real challenge - Kit Roebuck - Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life

Poppinjay

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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

Fremen

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Charlatan

Let's replace all of his lube with glue!

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

BigBen

Uh oh.

I just shat in one of the heat vents.

You think Redlemon will notice? It smelled pretty rank in here already.



Where do you think he keeps the Absinthe?

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Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.

Elphaba

Under the stairwell, behind the cases of beer. What? You didn't know about his beer cellar?

Siege

That should create some rather "sticky" situations.

Ohohohoh, i'm so clever

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--Kevin Smith

This part just makes my posts easier to find

fresnelly

Holy crap! Have you seen what he keeps in the attic?!?

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Building an artificial intelligence that appreciates Mozart is easy. Building an A.I. that appreciates a theme restaurant is the real challenge - Kit Roebuck - Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life

Charlatan

You know, Redlemon could really use some new windows... this place is kind of dim.

/me fires up the chainsaw!

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Lucifer

I brought a couple of gallons of pink paint. I thought I'd start down in his S&M Dungeon, and move on from there....

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I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls.
- Job 30:29

1123, 6536, 5321

Grasshopper Green

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"They say that patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings; steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you king"

Formerly Medusa

Poppinjay

Neat! he has a cat! This will making wiping in the hard to reach places all the easier!

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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

Charlatan

Just give me a minute... I need to rest up after satiating my appetite for destruction.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Lucifer

whattsa matter, getting old?

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I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls.
- Job 30:29

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Elphaba

Who me? ::still searching for the white wine:: damn cretin.

aberkok

Ahhhhh.... party day 5. Glad I could finally make it. Hey....nothing's been set on fire yet. What is wrong with you people!?

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Charlatan

As a matter of fact, yes... don't worry sonny. I can still drink you under the table AND wreck this house like it's 1999...

(nice signature by the way... )

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Nancy

Hey, I wanna play too! *brings along a goat and a fire extinguisher*

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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy.
I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

fresnelly

Whoever set up the Slip-N-Slide on the staircase is a genius!

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Building an artificial intelligence that appreciates Mozart is easy. Building an A.I. that appreciates a theme restaurant is the real challenge - Kit Roebuck - Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life

shalafi

toss in a couple midgets and a clown and this party could get interesting

Charlatan

Last I saw them, the midgets were using the slip 'n' slide and the clown was getting naked for Nancy in the newly Pink BDSM room...


(just don't call Lucifer a clown to his face... it makes him angry)

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

BigBen

/Ben wakes up in pile of own vomit...

Hey, whoever turned me over last night so that I wouldn't choke on my own puke, I owe you one!

/Looks around

Where are my pants?

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Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.

The_Jazz

Can someone help me nail all this bedroom furniture to the ceiling?

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Charlatan

I think Nancy was trying to get the Clown to wear your pants... at least that's what it looked like... these mushrooms are wreaking havoc on my perceptions of things...

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Fremen

Alright, who fucked my pony???
And why is she wearing Ben's pants?

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BigBen

...Small pieces of last night are filtering in through the fog...

oh dear lord

I thought she said her name was Whinney.

okay
okay
don't panic.
Nobody saw you, or they would have said something by now.

That pony sure was a nice piece of ass...

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Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.

Poppinjay

It's a very sad but true fact that some of the boys who graduated with me from high school in the deep south did not fuck horses. The horses were too fast. So they fucked cows instead, while their girlfriends watched.

I wish I was making this up.

I hear soda water is good for removing stains. Can somebody get me a Cheerwine so I can clean up the fecal stains on the capret?

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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

Charlatan

Don't bother cleaning the stains... just make more. They'll think we laid new carpet... with a paisley pattern.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

shalafi

Hey check it out! If we toss this oven rack on top <CLANG> and kick this drain pipe out from underneath like so <THUD> <CRUNCH> <OWWW> the kitchen sink makes a pretty decent bbq girll. No more goin out side to cook the steaks.

hmmmmm wonder what grilled pony tastes like.......

fresnelly

We could use these curtain rods as giant skewers! Pony Kabobs anyone?

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Building an artificial intelligence that appreciates Mozart is easy. Building an A.I. that appreciates a theme restaurant is the real challenge - Kit Roebuck - Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life