Redlemon is gone PARTAY AT HIS HOUSE!
 

Redlemon has left for a vacay and asked us to hold down the fort. I recommend we hold it down by drinking excessively and wrecking the joint!

Let's start with some good old graffiti:

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ANARCHY IN REDLEMON'S CRIB!!!!!!!

Bring on the loose women!

I am there.

Fortunately, I am showing up naked. This will prevent any hard-to-remove stains on my expensive wardrobe.

I even borrowed a set of Safety Glasses from Clavus.

Lets Roll.

::waves hand:: May I be a loose woman? Pretty please?

Not only are you allowed, you are highly encouraged! :thumbsup:

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There's a delivery guy out front with a hot tub and a bouncy castle. He wants to know where to put them. :thumbsup:

Put them on the fish tank!

As a moderator I am going to have to ask you all to stop this nonsense!

How would you feel if this was your house getting trashed?
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Wait. Did someone say there'd be loose women and hot tubs?
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Nevermind...


/me cranks the tunes and pours himself a drink.

(and one on the floor for my homies).

I'm a little drunk by this point. Am I too late?

No, but if you have to puke, do it on his favorite pillow.

I could do what my room mate did and vomit all over my towel. :mad:

You mean the one we used to tar and feather his Beanie Baby collection?

Let's replace all of his lube with glue!

Uh oh.

I just shat in one of the heat vents.

You think Redlemon will notice? It smelled pretty rank in here already.



Where do you think he keeps the Absinthe?

Under the stairwell, behind the cases of beer. What? You didn't know about his beer cellar?

That should create some rather "sticky" situations.

Ohohohoh, i'm so clever :rolleyes:

Holy crap! Have you seen what he keeps in the attic?!?

You know, Redlemon could really use some new windows... this place is kind of dim.

/me fires up the chainsaw!

I brought a couple of gallons of pink paint. I thought I'd start down in his S&M Dungeon, and move on from there....

Neat! he has a cat! This will making wiping in the hard to reach places all the easier!

Just give me a minute... I need to rest up after satiating my appetite for destruction.

whattsa matter, getting old?

Who me? ::still searching for the white wine:: damn cretin. :(

Ahhhhh.... party day 5. Glad I could finally make it. Hey....nothing's been set on fire yet. What is wrong with you people!?

As a matter of fact, yes... don't worry sonny. I can still drink you under the table AND wreck this house like it's 1999...

(nice signature by the way... :lol: )

Hey, I wanna play too! *brings along a goat and a fire extinguisher*

Whoever set up the Slip-N-Slide on the staircase is a genius!

toss in a couple midgets and a clown and this party could get interesting

Last I saw them, the midgets were using the slip 'n' slide and the clown was getting naked for Nancy in the newly Pink BDSM room...


(just don't call Lucifer a clown to his face... it makes him angry)

/Ben wakes up in pile of own vomit...

Hey, whoever turned me over last night so that I wouldn't choke on my own puke, I owe you one!

/Looks around

Where are my pants?

Can someone help me nail all this bedroom furniture to the ceiling?

I think Nancy was trying to get the Clown to wear your pants... at least that's what it looked like... these mushrooms are wreaking havoc on my perceptions of things...

Alright, who fucked my pony???
And why is she wearing Ben's pants?

...Small pieces of last night are filtering in through the fog...

oh dear lord

I thought she said her name was Whinney.

okay
okay
don't panic.
Nobody saw you, or they would have said something by now.

That pony sure was a nice piece of ass...

It's a very sad but true fact that some of the boys who graduated with me from high school in the deep south did not fuck horses. The horses were too fast. So they fucked cows instead, while their girlfriends watched.

I wish I was making this up.

I hear soda water is good for removing stains. Can somebody get me a Cheerwine so I can clean up the fecal stains on the capret?

Don't bother cleaning the stains... just make more. They'll think we laid new carpet... with a paisley pattern.

Hey check it out! If we toss this oven rack on top <CLANG> and kick this drain pipe out from underneath like so <THUD> <CRUNCH> <OWWW> the kitchen sink makes a pretty decent bbq girll. No more goin out side to cook the steaks.

hmmmmm wonder what grilled pony tastes like.......

We could use these curtain rods as giant skewers! Pony Kabobs anyone?