That wasn't a pony! That was one of the midgets!!!

Midgets is good eatin'

We can always wrap up the meat and leave it in the freezer for Redlemon... he's going to be hungry when he gets back.

Pony's taste like chicken. (Didn't I already say that somewhere else?)

Finally found his *wine*. Let's just say that urine samples would beat this bottled crap. Wait a minute...no labels on the bottles I've been drinking. :eek:

Why do the towels say "His", "His" and "Jizz"???





/mmmm, pony-kebobs......HEY!!

Hey look! Redlemon's CD collection.
Let's see...

The Brady Bunch, It's a Sunshine Day
Yanni, Live At The Acropolis
John Tesh, Greatest Love Song Collection
Captain & Tenille, Greatest Hits
The Beerhaus Boys, Polka The Night Away
Culture Club, Kissing To Be Clever
Peaches And Herb, At Their Best
Kenny G, Greatest Hits
Aaron Carter, Aaron's Party
South Pacific, Soundtrack
Backstreet Boys, Millennium

:eek:
:hmm:
Oooookay then...
Let's just put those away, and forget that we ever saw them.

Does anyone know when the Penis Cake is getting here?

Sorry, that arrived a few hours ago...

Poppinjay ate most of it and then he rubbed the rest over his naked body screaming, "I am the Lizard King!!"

Honestly, it might have been Larry King but I just couldn't hear him over the sound of the jack hammer he was using on the basement floor.

Umm...why is there a police officer bound and gagged in one of the dining room chairs that hasn't been broken yet?

Tell me he's a stripper that the ladies ordered. Do strippers typically arrive in squad cars?

Oooooh, my head hurts....

You guys shouldn't let me drink so much Redlemon Urine. It sure does leave a nasty hangover.


I am surprising the big guy with an indoor pool when he gets back. Please don't open the upstairs bedroom door until he does. It will ruin the surprise. Hey Charlatan, thanks for finding that garden hose for me.

Ummm .....ya a stripper.....thats the ticket......just a stripper.....all part of the act.......nuthin to see here.......move along.....


/me hides "stripper" way in the back of redlemons closet

*presses RESET button located next to doorbell*

*walks inside*

Ah, home sweet home. Just like I left it.

Almost. Wait, what's that loose woman doing over there?

*grabs videocamera, self*

oooh reset button - i figured a match and some lighter fluid might be easier...

Reset button.

I gotta get me one of those.

Seriously.

Glad to have me pony back together.





/that's a good girl, Charlatana

No reset button is going to help that music collection Bill O'Rights discovered...

Welcome back!

That's only because he didn't open the cases. Where do YOU hide YOUR porn collection?

Ha!

I don't hide it.

serves y'all right for not liking the brady kids - the porn collection was the nekkid pictures of his missus :)

All my porn is live.

I like the way this thread has progressed...

/Charlatan resets the thread.