worst movies ever
 

(with apologies to Comic Book Guy)


worst movies ever, anyone?

-Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai
-Mission to Mars
-something else that I remember thinking "dear god, that was worse than ghost dog way of the samurai" but I can't remember what movie it was....

Ooo, I liked Ghost Dog...

How about Kids?

now i remember what #3 was:

"enemy mine" starring dennis quaid, and ONLY dennis quaid... yeesh

Cabin Boy

Scorpion King

if enemy mine is the movie i think it is, it's also starring lou gosset jr. as the alien guy. just can't tell in all that makeup.

Can't Stop the Music.

If Tubgirl and Goatse had a kid, then they made a movie about him/her, it still wouldn't be worse than that movie.

How about 'enough' with Jenifer lopez? When I first got K++ I put "dvd" in the search field and set it to auto search more. I got that movie along with aleast a good solid 20 others. I could only stand about 25 minutes of it. Its like.. she got the perfect husband and then, out of nowhere, he just hits her once and declares that he WILL be an abusive husband and she will like it. And then instanly it is "sleeping with the enemy"(another movie that dosn't rank to high with me but aleast it made sense / I could watch it all) and now everyone is going all incognito and ... I just clicked the little X and never looked back.

Gangs of New York
Monsters Ball

Ghost Dog was the shit tbh.

Cheerleaders

Crossroads.
'nuff said.

Ghost town
He-Man the movie
The Musketeers (the latest one with the fighting on the ladders)

In my experience, there's only one kind of movie that can truly be called "bad", and that's the kind where the creators absolutely did not give a shit. Practically anything else, no matter how amateurish, can give some degree of entertainment if you're willing to open yourself up to it.

Of course, there are exceptions. Have you ever seen "Myra Breckinridge"? Those guys obviously had a message, and maybe they were ahead of their time with that "Dream On" film-sampling stuff, but man...

Why?

The Musketeer.

Absolute crap. Crap actors giving no effort to portray crappy characters reading crappy lines from a crappy script inbetween crappy fight scenes which punctuate the crappy plot without adding anything to it. Actually, I shouldn't say the fight scenes were totally crappy... they were choreographed and executed fairly well; but kung-fu does not belong in this story, and it was an extremely transparent & blatantly contrived effort to get the fights into the movie. Example: "I think I'll walk into this building and, for no reason, start a fight with a bunch of guys I don't know... oh hey, I'd better make sure to jump on these barrels and roll on top of them a bit while doing the fight, too!"

I couldn't even finish the movie. Last show I stopped watching halfway through was King Ralph, and I was in the theater for that one.

I dont think any of these movies are the worst. At most, they are subjected to high expectations and not being appealing to you. I don't state my opinions about musicals because I can't stand musicals. It would be such a bias opinion that I'd be ashamed of myself for saying it.

What makes the worst movie anyways? The movie with the most non-bias negative opinions. How do you get a non-bias opinion? Well, to start, you don' ask my opinions about musicals.

So. What is my least favorite movie(I had to be politically correct?)

Spice World... Yup.. This has to be the worst.. I take back everything I said before, its not my opinion.. its the worst...ever...What were they thinking...

Hoodlum

That is the worst movie ever, bar none. It has some decent actors in it, but there must have been something in the latte's, because EVERYONE sucked in it. I own a copy just so that when people see it in my collection I can warn them that it's the worst movie ever made.

BTW, Ghost Dog was an amazing movie. Definately up there in my top 50 list. lol

Jason

Blair Witch Project

Any movie by Spike Lee ... he's just too fucking angry and his movies are A typical of this fact . " Girl 6 " blew the most with his talky " 25th " a close second .

and these are what you consider the WORST movies ever?

jeeeeeeez.... i am living on the wrong planet...
Halle Barry was incredible in Monster's Ball... heavy movie? yes... but one of the worst? no way...

*BOL*... great choice

i second that opinion!

*hiccup*... sorry folks...

The Norseman

Lee Majors (The Six Million Dollar Man) plays a Viking in this old school POS

Bio-dome

Stephen Baldwin & Pauly Shore, nuff said

The Phantom Menace - Glad I wasn't alive to see the spectacular originals, then wait twenty years for this crap. I only waited like 17 and only knew about it for three...

Hercules in New York
Resident Evil

Ghost Dog and The Phantom Menace were great movies.

Johnny Mnemonic (sp?) - starring Keanu.
absolute drivel!

The Replacements - starring Keanu.
scab labour - nuff said.

13th Warrior - starring Antonio Banderas.
absolute drivel. the only worthwhile reason for paying the price of the tickets was to have sex in the empty cinema.

Ghost Dog, Monsters Ball and Gangs of NY were all great flicks. i can't understand why you guys didn't like them.

Showgirls. ;)

"I'm erect, why aren't you erect?"

baha, that's classic.

Ooo, forgot about Hoodlum--part of that was filmed on a friend's street in Chicago. The production crew had their block cordoned off for days, and we were jazzed to see the final product, until we actually saw the final product, at which point everyone got really mad about the street having been cordoned off for days...

Phantom Menace is pretty bad, too. "Meesa" blah blah blah.

any of the "Deathstalker" movies (there are four), however, the wonderful thing about them, is that they are so abhorrently crappy, if you get a group of friends together, and watch them all in one night, you'll be laughing your ass off all night long. great stuff.

The Karate Kid series. So so very very shite.

Funny thing is, when you're young these steaming piles of tripe are the apex of martial arts movies.

Then you see Shaolin and Wutang (chesy but great), Fist Of Legend (Simply the best!) and Twin Warrior (Simply the second best!!!) and you realise how great a fool you were...

Oh and those Two round headed perfectly-punchable-faced twin girls-Mary Kate and Ashley. I watched because I was in that state where you are watching something shit but you just don't (can't) bother to change the channel.

Absolute steaming doodoo.

My God, how could I forget about those two travesties of moral boudaries, Crossroads and Spice World?

Somebody, flog me for letting Karate Kid come above them in shittyness!

We have a winner!!!

Battlefield Earth
Dungeons and Dragons
The Musketeer
Manos the Hand of Fate
Real Women have Curves


And my fav "bad" movie of all time:
Tank Girl!

I know the movie is bad but damnit I enjoy it

going overboard by adam sandler. 10 minutes and you'll wish you were dead.

Hahah, Dungeons and Dragons, I knew it was bad before I rented it, but jeez...

There was Attack of the Clones, a movie so bad that not even a Yoda lightsaber duel could save. The Final Fantasy movie let me down pretty hard too, they spent all that time on the main character's hair that they couldn't throw in a cohesive plot.

The best (worst?) bad movie I've seen recently is Over the Top, Sylvester Stallone fights for custody of his son by arm wrestling!

Oh yeah, and Blair Witch Project and the sequel.

Willow

Mangler 2. I saw it late at night at my girlfriends on Cinemax. Normally it'd be Skinemax by that hour, but apparently they wanted to be Shitemax. Not a single redeeming quality about this movie except for the unintentional comedy that arises from the clearly-not-french actor playing a french chef, blatantly not giving a damn while fading in and out a horrible accent. He makes Sofia Coppolla look like Katherine Hepburn.

Second person to say Crossroads and putting it in the same league as Spice World. Im not a Machio fan, but the music and story arent bad. The end solo is enough to keep any guitarist busy for awhile. How is it the worst movie?

Is there anyone that made it through the entire move of Scorpian King? THat movie sucked, sucked, sucked.

i made it through, but only because i was hoping in vain that the rock would say "it doesn't matter".... of course, he never did.

and it certainly did suck suck suck

The Crow: City of Angels

Spawn

Both travesties, and insults to their original material.

Amen Sparhawk, though strangley enough I quite enjoyed Crow: Salvation... probably because Kirsten Dunst was in it...

9th Gate.... just seemed like that movie never ended... and when it did.... completely anticlimactic...

How could we all forget "The Allnighter"?

I watched this POS on a date back in high school. I checked out the IMDB for a plot summary:

Molly, Val and Gina are graduating college, but on their final night, frustrations are aired. Molly is still looking for real love and Val is beginning to doubt if that is what she's found. Gina is too busy videotaping everything to really notice. When the final party at Pacifica College kicks off, things don't go exactly as planned.

Doesn't that just scream that wacky hijinks are going to ensue? They don't.

Susanna Hoffs (right, of the Bangles) stars in this crapfest and, surprise, it's written and directed by her mother.

While checking out the IMDB I found out Anchor Bay has put out The Allnighter Special Edition DVD with commentary from Susanna and her Mom. I'm enough of a gutton for punishment that I might ask for it for my birthday.

Worst movie ever? That’s kind of hard, but I think I have a good candidate. You see I have a friend that collects bad and horrible movies as a hobby. And once in a while he could talk a few of us to sitting down and watching one with him. He showed us this one film that as so bad I can’t believe it got made. Anyway I don’t remember the Title but it was one of those low budget black and white films. Basically the whole idea was aliens from outer space where coming to take over the Earth. So here is my list of things wrong with the film.
1. The acting- It was cheesy, and I mean really cheesy. The type of stuff drama instructors have nightmares about. From some people not being it able to talk properly to intense over acting.
2. Special effects- I know it’s an old movie but you can see the zipper on the alien suits. And you tell the suit is made of tin foil… I shouldn’t be seeing a string attached to the UFO when it’s flying also…
3. A dead actor- Okay let me clarify. The lead actor died before the film was finished and for some reason the role couldn’t be re-cast. So the studio used a cardboard cut to replace him in some scenes and dubbed his voice. I am not bullshitting here people… It was awful…

There are probably other things wrong but I can’t remember them right now…

Daredevil was a steamin' pile, wow could a movie get any worse?
Same with any Ashley Judd movie, especially Eye of the Beholder, phew!

dolemite175 I vote with you on Norseman. We saw it in a theatre. It was so bad we started talking back to the screen pretty soon the other 6 people in the theatre were sitting with us doing the same thing we had a great time. Seeing Lee Majors as a viking in sandals with tire tracks in the sand and airplanes flying over head just has to rank right up there.

Batman and Robin : Batman Forever was pretty crappy, but this one killed the franchise. "All right everyone.....chill!"

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back : Aside from some Will Ferrell stuff it wan't funny at all.

Pearl Harbor : Way, way too long. Plus it was advertised as a war movie, when it was really just a Titanic clone.

Masters of the Universe : He-Man movie starring Dolph Lundgren. Poor Dolph couldn't speak english very well.

i'm actually watching the hot chick right now. so far, pretty bad, but in a sorta good way. had a great fight scene between rob schnieder and some guy.

Hackers, crappy plot, crappy acting, incomprehensible computer gibberish.

I can enjoy bad movies to a certain extent. Hackers and The Fast and the Furious are two of my favorite bad movies.

Worst movie ever though... really hard to say but along with a few others already mentioned in this thread, "The Pledge" comes to mind.

Ghosts of Mars has to be the worst movie I've ever seen. Watch it with a group of friends when you're either very very tired or very very drunk (or both) and you'll probably find it amusing, but other than that, avoid it like the plague.

oh no! not the pledge! why oh why did i have to see that movie? and as if the movie alone wasn't bad enough, they kept showing those damn birds for no reason!

luckily for me, the theatre sold guiness :) but they made you drink it outside the theatre, so i chugged it and then went in....

out of curiosity, did you see in while you were in america? nobody I know saw it in the states, only overseas. (i saw it w/ some friends while i was in japan)

Dungeons and Dragons

I felt like running out of the theatre and on to incoming traffic after watching that movie. Was AWEFUL

The Avengers.

Uma Thurman , Sean Connery Eddie Izzard all good people. One bad bad movie. (And so many damned sterotypes at us Brits!)

Not too sure if I'd call it the worst movie ever, but, I thought charlies angles was unbearable. It was nice to look at but everything else stunk.

"Liquid Sky"
Old sci-fi where the alien "feeds" off of some chemical the brain produces during orgasm.

Freddy got Fingered
Striptease
Spiceworld
Crossroads (B. Spears)

Kinda funny these are all contemporary movies I can't really think of any classics but maybe more will come to me

"Stop or My Mom Will Shoot" starring Sylvester Stallone

The movie you are describing is the classic Ed Wood production 'Plan Nine From Outer Space', which is pretty much regarded by gourmands of bad movies to the worst.
However I tend to feel that a truely bad movie is one that has everything going for it and totally destoys itself.
'The Avengers' falls inot that catagory. Great people, good set pieces, awful movie.
'Batman & Robin' truely sucked.
'Cleopatra' had Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton, it was awful.

I'm not so sure... I think Prophecy may be thinking about a few different movies. I've seen Plan 9 more times than I care to admit, and the aliens wore space uniforms made of polyester or something, not tinfoil. What's more, they did get a stand-in for Bela Lugosi- it was Ed Wood's wife's chiropodist, who held his cape in front of his face in all his scenes. I don't remember him having any lines that would need dubbing, either. There were tombstones made of cardboard, however, and no contest on the crappy acting or UFO strings. :D

I totally agree about Batman & Robin, and Batman Forever for that matter. Warner Bros should take out a restraining order on Joel Schumacher, to keep him 500 feet from the Batman franchise.

i dont know if it has been mentioned before, but do NOT EVER see Extreme Ops!!!

It is one of the biggest wastes of time! Trust me!

Just about every movie with the word "Baby" in the title:

Baby's Day Out
Baby Geniuses
Crybaby

I'll think of others

cross roads was pretty bad, but so was freddy got fingered, but worst of all and I mean worst is home fries with drew barry moore. Funny how 2 of my worst movies main charachters were married to each other.

Battlefield Earth
Glitter
Cool As Ice

if cheerleaders is that movie about lesbian cheerleaders id have to agree what a pile of fucking shite hahaha

oh and the Scorpion King was bloody awful as well

Kull the Conqueror or Lost Highway? Mace in the face or pepper spray up the ass?
I am not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but Kull hurt my brain. Just too much stupid.

Lost Highway features Bill Pullman, who just cannot act. It also is about as pretentious as a non french movie can be. 4 hours of my life, 20 dollars of my money (with date).

During Kull I distinctly remember thinking "Hey, I could be flossing right now". The only good thing about the movie was that as an end result i better attended to my dental hygiene.

Quick Note:
There are multiple Crossroads, one with B.Spears, one with R Machio. B.Spears is probably the one people are panning. Though Ralph Machio as a bluesman is a bit of a stretch.

Glitter... Spice World is a close second...

Anything my girlfriend picks is usually on this list.

Fried Green Tomatoes

Battlefield Earth and Zoolander. Horrible. BE should be on MST3K

Spice World

Mars Attacks

"A Walk Through The Clouds" Keanu Reeves falls in love with the daughter of a wine maker. Crap!

"It's Pat: The Movie" So bad I couldn't even make fun of it.

"Mac & Me" This theatrical release boasts an alien rip-off of E.T., a crippled kid who can't stop his wheelchair from falling off a cliff, and a Ronald McDonald dance sequence.

Batman and Robin
Batman Forever

OK, Batman & Robin sucked ass.
So did Charlie's Angels and Tomb Raider.
I CAN NOT STAND those dumb ass movies where they do all this impossible stuff and stupid ass action scenes with no real purpose. That shit is unbearable.

For the record, I'm appalled that Monster's Ball was on this list. wtf? That movie has some kick ass acting in it. And its deep man. You gotta appreciate it.

Zoolander? ZOOLANDER?!?!

What's wrong with Zoolander?! It's brilliant!

After reading all the posts on this thread, Ive had to readjust my worst list simply because alot of the above mentioned movies were so bad, I had completely blocked them from memory. But i'll try a small list:

Hercules in New York (didnt know anyone else had seen that one)
The Pledge (worst ending in the history of movies)
Cool As Ice (although the novelty of Vanilla Ice on screen almost saves it)
D&D (because of its complete refusal to come anywhere near the potential of the concept)
and anything with Robert Carradine in it (he made a slew of for video action movies that my dad used to bring home from the store every weekend instead of new releases, and they were god awful, each and every one)

I may be the only person who has ever seen it, but I think "Mr. Stitch" with Wil Wheaton and Rutger Hauer is by far the worst movie ever. Close seconds are "Python" and "Hannibal."

Oh no, Red Dragon was far worse than Hannibal. Lecter was like an after thought in that movie, and it felt like it didnt even belong in the series, not to mention the crappy and obvious faked death of the killer near the end, like nobody saw that comin.

Patch Adams
Good Morning Vietnam

Robin Williams at his absolute worst.

I have to add "Master of Disguise" to this list. I can't believe I paid to watch that movie. And no one I know has ever agreed with me, but I hate I hate I hate "What Dreams May Come."

hey moist, you're not alone, I actually meant to include What Dreams May Come, it just slipped my mind. The movie is beautiful, like the scenery, but holy hell, it sucks huge ass. And so does Patch Adams and Bicentennial Man, now THAT is Robin at his worst.

Hey guys, could you remind of how The Pledge in it, cause unless I'm confusing that movie with something else, I liked it at first, but I can't recall the end. Can someone refresh me?

From Dusk Till Dawn 3
The Flinestones Movie
Reign of Fire
Unbreakable (I'm not sure this was bad so much as misleading, they marketed this movie as a great action type thing, so I figure it'd be good for a quick lil watch... nope, it just went on and on and on and on....)

Scary Movie - I walked out in the first 5 minutes
Flintstones 2
Spy Kids 2 - I got stuck seeing this with my cousin's kids
Highlander 2 - the original issue (totally ruined the concept & bad movie to boot)

I didnt even know that there were two of them, let alone 3?

how about

CADDYSHACK 2, probably the worst sequal I've ever seen.
it's so bad it even taints caddyshack.
they NEVER should have even thought about trying to make a sequal to that.

I'd have to agree with Battlefield Earth and Ghosts of Mars. Both utterly terrible.

First off: Ghost Dog was pretty cool except for one thing. They had him quoting from the Samuri Code which was written by a loser Samuri. They should have had him quoting from the Book of Five Rings by Miyamoto and then I would’ve kowtowed with mad props.

Worst Movies:
Any Paulie Shore movie
Mars Attacks
The Punisher with Dolph Lungren (if I had a gun while watching I would’ve killed myself.)


ALL TIME WORST: Mid 1980’s Volleyball Movie “Sideout.” Damn. it sucked.

Battlefield Earth and The Patriot.

A lot of the movies mentioned have at least a little entertainment value simply becuase they're so incredbly cheesy or goofy. You can MST3K them but Joe Vs. the Volcano is just plain bad. No redeeming value whatsoever.

Event Horizon. It was like a black hole for badness... a singularity of crap... ugh.

Keeping with the theme...

Disney's Black Hole was atrocious, as well.

"Da hip hop witch"

Um, I changed my mind.
Mars Attacks is so bad it might just become a cult classic like Rocky Horror Picture Show.

"A Boy and His Dog" with Don Johnson

"Gladiator" sucked ass too.

Wing Commander.

Oh, and SOMEONE has to stick up for Spice World. That thing was hilarious in a cheesy way! :D

I haven't heard of half the crap metioned here, but its not possible for any of it to be worse than Queen of the Damned. I'm glad I never went to go see it in theaters. My pal rented it and I could only stand watching about 10 minutes of it. I had to go take a shit really bad after watching even that much.

Ok I was thinking about this and I had to go back and edit this post. Some other movies sucked so much ass I had to mention them:

-All the Spy Kids movies ::gags just thinking about it::
-Space Jam
-Scream 2 & 3 (first one was barely ok)
-All of the non-Michael Keaton Batman movies. Val Kilmer and Klooney and whoever else has made a piece of shit batman movie should be shot

I'll probably come back to this post as more come to mind. By the way, some of the movies mentioned here were actually pretty ok, like Mars Attacks. Granted it's a piece of shit, but it least its watchable.

Ok, more stuff to rant on about.

Theoretically a "serious" *cough* *cough* *cough* movie with the premise of having a lesbian couple as the protagonist is in theory an excellent idea (who doesn't love lesbians?) but "Mulholland Drive" and "Lost and Delirious" were so boring and pointless (emphasis on pointless) that I almost hung myself, save for a couple of scenes thrown into the movies that *barely* made them watchable.

Hudson Hawk starring Bruce Willis. I think it spend 2 days in theaters then went to video that they couldn't give away.

Robin Hood: Men in Tights (that's an hour and a half of my life I will never get back)
Sense & Sensibility (was movie on a plane - started to consider the parachutes)
Home Fries (gave as gift to future wife - thought Drew Barrymore, it has got to be a romantic comedy. Oh, how so wrong I was.)

I really hated Gladiator. Definitely not the worst movie I've ever seen, but predictable bullshit nontheless. Proof that people are stupid. I hated Mallrats too, but maybe just because I hate the mall.

dammit, i gotta either sober up or actually read the shit i previously posted.

Boewolf starring Christopher Lambert in a retelling of the classic saga in a post-apocalyptic future. *Shudder* repressed memories resurfacing...

One of the worst yes.
She wasnt that great at all. In fact she annoyed the hell out of me. Just because she got an oscar for it doesnt mean she was great. Who cares about an oscar anyway? I don't let oscars influence my decision to watch a film. Afterall they are acadamey awards, nothing to do with us regular joe soaps.
Heavy movie? yeah I suppose so. Perhaps worst was a bit strong. Over-rated certainly. Billy Bob Thornton is nothing to write home about either. Hated every minute of this film. But I hated Gangs of New York more.
Either way I stand by my decision to include them.
Along with Dude Where's My Car?