I don't see "Starship Troopers" mentioned yet. That will have to be my nominee.

You guys listing Mars Attacks do actually realise that it's a piss-take of old-school aliens invade earth movies right? It's intentionally bad (while being brilliant at the same time) and therefore I don't think it counts.

I haven't seen many REALLY bad movies, but the worst I have seen would easily be Dungeons and Dragons.

Oh, and just about anything with Adam Sandler in it.

Supertroopers = shit movie.

Also, Santa With Muscles starring Hulk Hogan. I actually saw that in the theater. A friend and I were the only two in the theater on opening day. Wow, it blows.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Three.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Three.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Three.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Three.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Three.

Why do I LOATH it so? Well for a starters, NOBODY dies of a chainsaw, there is VERY little massacre (bout 3 bodies).... the dumb bitch (RENEE ZELWEGER) apologieses to the serial killers all the time.... it's very "run to death or run to help"

You know how some bad movies are so bad, you laugh.... this is SO bad you skip straight past laugh and your eyes curl back inside your head, make a b'line for your throat and try to sufforcate you just for the sheer plain humanity of it all!

DO NOT WATCH! Unless (you want to become) very suicidal

Get the idea?

hm...brilliant? no. but i agree on the rest.
i just saw it recently (yes, for the first time) and i found it watchable. and i'm veeerrry picky about movies.
:shrug:

heh. i hate that movie too.

couple funny bits redeem it tho. literacola and chickenfucker.

;)

definatly the Blair Witch Project

The only movie I ever really wanted to walk out of was Oprah's magnum opus: Beloved. This piece of trash had everything: slavery, poltergeists, a daughter returning from the dead, and a close up of Oprah herself squatting in the front yard and pissing. Best of all, it's only 3 hours long!

Ugh... I'd forgotten about Dungeons & Dragons. They could have done so much more with it if they had taken the concept seriously.
I consider it the movie version of a bunch of drunk guys playing the game for the first time.

I thought The Haunting sucked balls..my friends and I were making noise towards the end since we were so fucking bored, and no one seemed to care. Overhyped mess.

I haven't seen Puch Drunk Love on here--not that it would matter to me anyway--that movie was HORRIBLE...it made no sense, had no real story and was Adam SAndler at his worst [I am a fan, normally...I even liked Little Nicky!!!]

Any movie with Adam Sandler

Any movie with Rob Schneider

Any movie with Pauly Shore

Rhinestone with Sylvester Stallone (Where he sings country music) is heinous!

Any movie that even remotely involves Meg Ryan (Admittedly, I thoroughly despise all chick flicks). City of Angels was particularly horrendous!!!

Crossroads (The POS with Britney Spears) Absolutely unbearable!!

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

Just bad.

Oh, and Little Nicky. Both of these movies I was angry to have paid to see, especially Little Nicky because I didn't want to watch it in the first place.

Charlies angels......watched the whole tape on fast forward it was so bad.

mortal kombat was pretty shit
but super mario bros was a disgrace to mankind

Dude Where's My Car

I don't recall seeing any of the Jason or Freddy Kruger movies on the list. Those have go to be the worst. I saw the first 5 minutes of Jason X out of pure curiosity and because I was bored at work (I work at a theater). It was terrible. In fact as I walked out so did half (4 people) of the crowd.
Now they are coming out with a Freddy vs. Jason movie. I shudder to think about how much that will suck.

worst. movies. ever.

http://us.imdb.com/bottom_100_films

Good God... I've been reminded of some terrible flicks in this thread (Battlefield Earth, Glitter, and Showgirls come to mind), but there are a lot of movies here that don't really qualify as the worst. I mean the critics told everyone that Hudson Hawk was shite, but that movie wasn't all that terrible. And Spice World? Never seen it, don't want to; you know a nomination for that movie is not something many people will disagree with.
But what about big-budget blockbusters that we get shoved at us? Personally, I believe the worst of these is MI2. Mission Impossible: Enjoying a single second of this blow everything to shit for no apparent reason adopted bastard child of a very cool series. What the hell did it have to do with intrigue? Where was the suspense? *piece of shite*. At least the first one was somehow related to the original series.
Other complete wastes: Sliver, Proof of Life, and Highlander: Endgame. I almost cut off my own head! Damn, I can't believe I bought tickets to all those movies.

Titanc, and mission to mars both made me sick to watch.

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, even though everyone I know loves it.

John Q. Maybe not the worst I have ever seen, but the worst movie with a great actor (D. Washington.)

My wife and I were racking up the continuity issues, laughable acting jobs, horribly bad costumes and preachy, awful writing.

A.I. is quite possibly the worst high-profile movie I have ever seen. It was only made bearable by laughing my ass off at the creepy oedipal complex shit.

Oh, and Ghost Dog rules.

i think everyone means the Brittney Crossroads not the kick ass Machio Crossroads.

Battlefield Earth gets my vote

Any J-Lo movie...

95% of them are rip offs and huge cliches of movie storylines that have been used to death

Dumb and Dumberer

Worst. Movie. Ever.

I wanted to walk out of the theatre in the middle it was so dumb, and this is my type of movie (i thought the first one was funny and other slapstick comedies). It was horrible

Definately Crossroads. Two female friends of mine forced me to watch that movie with them, because during the summer the three of us were going to go on a road trip "and, omg! It'd be just like this movie! You HAVE to watch."

It wasn't anything like the movie, I didn't have sex with either of them :(

Even though im a huge SW fan.. phantom sucked..why?

Darth Vader created cp30?

and anakin is the chosen on to bring balance to the force.. correct me if im wrong.. but if i was on the ruleing jedi concil and noticed that there was more good guys than bad guys.. i would have killed anakin on the spot.. lol

that and the movie was like playing a new game.. the first three missions are turtorials.. anakin was asking noob questions assuming that the majority of sw fans have never even heard of star wars...

Battlefield Earth... *shudder*
Beowulf w/ Christopher Lambert
Meet the Feebles
and just about anything that Ben Affleck has touched after Good Will Hunting (except maybe the Kevin Smith Movies) no... wait... Dogma sucked too.

Jeepers Creepers is THE worst movie ever. Fuck.

AI

Serious, I want my money back.

the Royal Tennenbaums....

with all the famous actors/actresses that were in it, it really sucked, couldnt sit through the whole thing..

13th Warrior, Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones, I thought were all great.....at least in my opinion

Meet the Feebles?!?! That movie rocks my fucking world!!!


`A River Runs Through IT
`Dancing with Wolves
`Anything with Keven Costner except 13 Days.
`Event Horizon....made me want to die
`Grease 2
`Any Pokemon, Power Rangers, any other movie based on Japanese cartoon shit.
`Hollow Man....kill.me.now
`The Horse Whisperer....ick
`My Blue Heaven


Thats all I can think of for now....and just to add my $.02 to the Gangs of New York conversation...Martin Scorsese at his worst is still better than most directors at their best....

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Charlie's Angels

Joy Ride
Double Jeopardy

Couldn't agree more. That movie was so bad I thought I would die! Some other bad ones:

Scary Movie 2-- please just really kill me now
Eye for an Eye- Sally Field sucks ass
Ninth Gate- I could have left after the first 10 minutes and not missed anything
Halloween 3- Please do not see this movie...for the love of God do not see it! It has nothing to do with Michael Myers and just is an overall drain on humanity!

God there are so many that I can't list them all.... ever watch USA Up Allnight? Any movie played on that could be listed.....

daredevil and any ben affleck(sp) movie.

Joe versus the Volcano.

Worst.

Movie.

Ever.

I just saw anaconda. I doubt films get much worse than this.