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05-22-2004, 11:51 AM
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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best gangster nicknames
from real life or any media (books/film/tv)
here are three of my favs: "Bugsy" Seigel (real life) "Bullet Tooth" Tony (Snatch) Paulie "Walnuts" (The Sopranos) lets see how many we can come up with.
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He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin... |
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05-22-2004, 06:46 PM
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Banned from being Banned
Location: Donkey
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Jimmy "The two times" Tony
I was joking with my girlfriend one night about the guy in Goodfellas who says, "I'm gonna get the papers get the papers." I accidentally called him Jimmy "The two times" Tony, and we deemed that the best ganster name ever. 
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05-22-2004, 10:18 PM
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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I dont see a nickname there Lasereth, just a first and last name.
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He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin... |
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05-23-2004, 02:07 AM
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Knight of the Old Republic
Location: Winston-Salem, NC
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05-23-2004, 05:25 AM
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Holy Knight of The Alliance
Location: Stormwind, The Eastern Kingdoms, Azeroth
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David Della "Funny Man" Rocco
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What do you say to one last showdown? - Ocelot, Metal Gear Solid 3 The password is "Who are the Patriots?" and "La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo." "La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo." Gotcha. - The Colonel and Snake, Metal Gear Solid 3 |
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05-23-2004, 07:01 AM
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Little known...
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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but I must say that Jimmy Whispers is a cooler name... 'They called him Jimmy Whispers cause everything was a secret to him.' I love it when one of them's doing the impressions and he does Jimmy Whispers, and the other two are like 'ohhhhhh that's Jimmy Whispers! do someone hard like Coffee-cake!' |
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05-23-2004, 08:33 AM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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From the Illuminatus! Trilogy, Banana-Nose Maldonado.
There are a couple that have come up as jokes that don't strictly speaking fit the description here. Nevertheless: Vinnie the Pooh - "Lemme Tell yas, you ain't nevah had it until you had you nose stuck in a honey pot. Badda Bing! So Chris the Kid Robin and me, we had to ice Piglet. Little bastard squealed." Joey Cube Dick - I had a co worker who told me about this guy she dated who's unit had corner's. My buddy Joey and I just started going off on it. "It's like a two by four. Damn thing's perfectly square. You wanna look? What, youse too good to look at it?" Left-Eye Lewie and Tommy Twofingers - Just random names that got attached to co workers. Louis is metrosexual, and he was a bit taken aback. "Why left-eye?" he said. "Well, you do have a left eye, don't you?" Sez Joey.
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05-23-2004, 08:35 AM
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Lennonite Priest
Location: Mansfield, Ohio USA
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Joey "Bananas" Bonanno
Alphonse "Scarface" Capone
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I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?" |
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05-23-2004, 09:26 AM
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Psycho
Location: The Tip of the Boot
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Vincent "The Chin" Gigante - Real life mobster, otherwise known as the Pajama King
Anthony "Gaspipe" Casso - Another real life guy. "Big Pussy" Bompensiero from The Sopranos and I can't believe no one has mentioned.... John "The Teflon Don" Gotti
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05-23-2004, 09:52 AM
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WoW or Class...
Location: UWW
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Tony "Scarface" Montana
"The Godfather"
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One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink but then held it out over the beer and yelled "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU BASTARD!" |
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05-23-2004, 10:19 AM
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Lennonite Priest
Location: Mansfield, Ohio USA
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Sammy "Da Bull" Gravano
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I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?" |
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05-24-2004, 07:37 PM
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Location: up north
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funny man.
FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY!!! So you're Chekov, huh? Well, this here's McCoy. Find a Spock, we got us an away team. Yakavetta: I'm having a shitty day. I'm depressed. Tell me a funny joke. Rocco: Uh, OK. There's these three guys walking on the beach, a spic, a white guy, and a black guy. Yakavetta: Nigger. Rocco: Yeah, right. So they find this pot, rub it, and a genie comes out. The genie says you can wish for whatever you want. So he asks the Mexican what he wants, and he says "I want all my people in America to be happy and free, and in Mexico." So the genie goes poof. It's done. Then he says to the black guy... Vincenzo Lipazzi: Nigger. Rocco: Yeah, right, he says to the nigger "What do you want?" And the nigger says "I want all my nigger brothers to be back in Africa, and happy and free and everything." So the genie goes poof. And they're all back in Africa. So... I'm not funny today, really, this joke sucks, I know... Yakavetta: Continue the joke. Rocco: Uh, so he says to the white guy, "What's your one wish?" And the white guy says, "Wait, you mean to tell me that all the spics and niggers are out of America?" The genie goes yeah, and the white guy says, uh, "I'll have a Coke, then." completely pointless but i found this fucking funny.
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05-24-2004, 10:07 PM
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Idolator
Location: Vol Country
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Well, I don't really have one myself but I do have a personal story to share. I live in a small hick town that is completely devoid of gangsters. But there is this guy who pretty much owns our town, everyone knows him, he's super fat, etc. This guy looks just like a freakin mob boss. His name is just Bobby, but behind his back everyone calls him Bobby Bruiser, Bobby Bones, and Greasy. If you could see this guy, you'd see the humor in it, but since you can't see this guy, I am so so sorry for wasting a minute of your life.
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05-25-2004, 01:09 PM
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Holy Knight of The Alliance
Location: Stormwind, The Eastern Kingdoms, Azeroth
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What do you say to one last showdown? - Ocelot, Metal Gear Solid 3 The password is "Who are the Patriots?" and "La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo." "La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo." Gotcha. - The Colonel and Snake, Metal Gear Solid 3 |
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