Well, I don't really have one myself but I do have a personal story to share. I live in a small hick town that is completely devoid of gangsters. But there is this guy who pretty much owns our town, everyone knows him, he's super fat, etc. This guy looks just like a freakin mob boss. His name is just Bobby, but behind his back everyone calls him Bobby Bruiser, Bobby Bones, and Greasy. If you could see this guy, you'd see the humor in it, but since you can't see this guy, I am so so sorry for wasting a minute of your life.
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"We each have a star, all we have to do is find it. Once you do, everyone who sees it will be blinded." - Earl Simmons
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