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wooÐs 06-11-2009 04:53 PM

Come on! She's sooooooo annoying!

I had a good first impression of you but now........ *shakes head*

Plan9 06-11-2009 04:53 PM

The Progressive girl?

Pfft, in the words of Jinn... "I'd hit that."

wooÐs 06-11-2009 05:15 PM

yeah, with a bat

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lol


Punk.of.Ages 06-11-2009 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crompsin (Post 2650279)
"I'd hit that."

Quote:

Originally Posted by wooÐs (Post 2650282)
yeah, with a bat

And then have my way with her...

dlish 06-12-2009 03:05 AM

Monica Seles....if only to stop her grunt......oh wait thats been done

http://www.sptimes.com/News/100799/photos/spt-seles.jpg

Lasereth 06-12-2009 04:42 AM

The problem with the Progressive girl is at first they unintentionally had a half quirky, half serious commercial that came out that got better than expected results. Then they simply ran it into the ground and made her full on quirky/nerdy and now it's just nerve grating annoyance. They took a good thing and ran it into the ground. Over and over and over and over.

Glory's Sun 06-12-2009 05:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lasereth (Post 2650489)
The problem with the Progressive girl is at first they unintentionally had a half quirky, half serious commercial that came out that got better than expected results. Then they simply ran it into the ground and made her full on quirky/nerdy and now it's just nerve grating annoyance. They took a good thing and ran it into the ground. Over and over and over and over.

isn't that what every marketing genius does??

Lasereth 06-12-2009 05:49 AM

Yes. :(

Bill O'Rights 06-12-2009 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wooÐs (Post 2650089)
Not a celebrity by any stretch of the imagination, but

http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/8832/image2szx.jpg

Aw, c'mon...Flo?

I want Flo. :suave:

Ah...so do several others, I see. :D

Me? Alexis Denisof. For obvious reasons.

lostgirl 06-12-2009 12:09 PM

I have never found anyone so annoying in all my life.

http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content...03/steveo1.jpg

wooÐs 06-15-2009 11:02 AM

http://www.island92.com/photos/gallagher.jpg

I've never laughed at anything he's done.

Redlemon 06-15-2009 11:28 AM

Isn't this the kind of thread that leads to visits from the Secret Service?

Punk.of.Ages 06-15-2009 11:29 AM

We'll stab them too...

wooÐs 06-15-2009 03:20 PM

lol

ngdawg 06-15-2009 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wooÐs (Post 2651949)
http://www.island92.com/photos/gallagher.jpg

I've never laughed at anything he's done.

I still quote stuff he did 30 years ago....

I gotta say, 90% of the names listed here I never heard of.

Punk.of.Ages 06-15-2009 03:29 PM

I love Gallagher! That man's brand of comedy can brighten the worst of days for me.

Plan9 06-15-2009 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Punk.of.Ages (Post 2651966)
We'll stab them too...

Don't [stab] me, bro.

...

I'm a big Gallagher fan, too. He's like Robin Williams with a hammer.

Punk.of.Ages 06-15-2009 03:41 PM

I think you'd stab me first...

I'm not as paranoid/prepared as you, man.

wooÐs 06-15-2009 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ngdawg (Post 2652121)
I still quote stuff he did 30 years ago....

Quote:

Originally Posted by Punk.of.Ages (Post 2652126)
I love Gallagher! That man's brand of comedy can brighten the worst of days for me.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crompsin (Post 2652138)
I'm a big Gallagher fan, too. He's like Robin Williams with a hammer.

I don't get you people.

First the obnoxious Progressive girl. Now Gallagher.

ASU2003 06-15-2009 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crompsin (Post 2650279)
The Progressive girl?

Pfft, in the words of Jinn... "I'd hit that."

I like Progressive instead of Geico because they have a better ad campaign. And I don't even watch ads. (I do see some when watching live TV during sports or news sometimes).

I wouldn't care is Mark Cuban and Seth Rogen weren't around anymore. And that Borat guy (whoever it is that plays him and the stupid 'comedy' routine he does)

Plan9 06-15-2009 05:09 PM

Sidebar: Who gives a damn about their ad campaign? It's all about the $$$ I'm shelling out for something life-changing that may or may not happen.

...

Tiny lizard versus brunette ditz w/ WAY too much lip-paint? Gecko may be better for drunken conversation, but the brunette is better for drunken debauchery. Either way... I think anything that is related to something as horribly played out as car insurance should be stabbed. Just once.

Psycho Dad 06-15-2009 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wooÐs (Post 2649577)

Not stab, but certainly poke.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Punk.of.Ages (Post 2650160)
I actually find this Progressive chick quite attractive...

Add me to the list of Flo fans.

Punk.of.Ages 06-15-2009 05:19 PM

I didn't know her name is Flo...

Cute name =)

wooÐs 06-15-2009 05:32 PM

http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/3953/emogyq.gif

Punk.of.Ages 06-15-2009 05:35 PM

Is it cutting its wrist?

Plan9 06-15-2009 05:46 PM

Yer doing it wrong.

wooÐs 06-15-2009 06:02 PM

yes

I've yet to find a smiley going down the street.

Punk.of.Ages 06-15-2009 06:04 PM

If it's killing itself, wouldn't it be called a "frowny"?! =p

wooÐs 06-15-2009 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Punk.of.Ages (Post 2652264)
If it's killing itself, wouldn't it be called a "frowny"?! =p

Ok, now you're just getting all technical on me.

Anxst 06-16-2009 05:27 AM

You know, I read this, stopped and thought...and I just don't think I give a damn enough about any celebrities who annoy me to stab them. I just ignore them......after all, they're just celebrities.

Also, I want Flo sucking my cock. She's a hottie. It's funny, because my wife knows it, and the commercials now make her hot too, because she knows what I'm thinking about whenever one comes on.

boink 06-18-2009 12:06 AM

those fat rubbery red lips ?

wooÐs 06-18-2009 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anxst (Post 2652433)
Also, I want Flo sucking my cock. She's a hottie. It's funny, because my wife knows it, and the commercials now make her hot too, because she knows what I'm thinking about whenever one comes on.

Pity she wouldn't be able to shut the fuck up long enough to get the job done.

Halanna 06-18-2009 03:39 PM

Joaquin Phoenix? Why?

Stab might be a little extreme but I'd sure like to bitch slap;

Paris Hilton
Lindsey Lohan
Zak Efron
Nicole Ritchie
Jennifer Garth
Michael Vic (ok, I do think I'd like to stab him, or at least cut off his feet)
Tori Spelling
Jane Fonda
Beyonce
Kate Hudson
Demi Moore (Striptease? Really?)

There are many more, but that is just all I can think of now.

Wyodiver33 06-18-2009 04:28 PM

Dick Cheney.

boink 06-18-2009 04:30 PM

Quote:

Joaquin Phoenix? Why?
because he's a retarded little ass wipe bitch, love to see him beaten up.

yournamehere 06-18-2009 05:07 PM

I found it very amusing that on her show Chelsea Lately, Chelsea Handler won't even mention Spencer / Heidi any more - she just refers to them as "Herpes Simplex 1" and "Herpes Simplex 2."

On her cue, E! Network now has a poll for anyone visiting their website - you can vote to have E! never mention the two of them ever again on their shows.

Please go vote now!

Should E! Be a Speidi-Free Zone? You Make the Call - E! Online

Unfortunately, we can't vote to stab them, but at least we can make them go away from at least one TV channel.

.:thumbsup:

Updated: It worked!!!! The E! Network is now officially Speidi-Free!!
The Prattfall: You Decided—E!’s Officially Speidi-Free - E! Online

Anormalguy 06-18-2009 08:45 PM

There are many, but I would start with David Caruso and Rush Limbaugh.

And since I now know her name thanks to TFP, Mary Murphy.

wooÐs 06-18-2009 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halanna (Post 2654043)
Joaquin Phoenix? Why?

Quote:

Originally Posted by wooÐs (Post 2649934)
Ok. Well I can't stand his fucking deformed ass lip. If he were hit in the face with a shovel, I'm certain it'd be an improvement.

I also can't stand:

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/883...5137597360.jpg

I'm pretty sure it started with Footloose.

Plan9 06-19-2009 12:40 AM

Vin Diesel. Every time I go out on a date with a girl... they make the, "Ooo, I'd totally fuck him" comment that kills my libido.

FuglyStick 06-19-2009 12:48 AM

I see Nancy Grace is at the top of the list. This pleases me greatly.


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