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Fremen

I question if they're really celebrities, but I'll add Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag.
Both are extreme db's.

I'd also like to stab Dennis Rodman and Donald Trump. (and Trump's hair, just to be sure.)

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Plan9

As the karma police? OJ Simpson.

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squeeeb

i would like to repeatedly stab tiffany "new york" pollard and her batshit crazy mother. actually, most of the vh1 reality show folks could do with a good stabbing.

woods - what do you have against joaquin phoenix? i'm not gay, but he is so dreamy, and so indie.

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The_Jazz

I'd like to stab Charlize Theron with my penis. Repeatedly.

I'm a lover, not a fighter.

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healer

Coz condoms are cheaper than bullets, right? Technically, that makes you cheap, not a lover.

Charlize Theron pisses me off because she's a South African who no longer speaks like a South African. She throws in some Afrikaans when she's interviewed over here just so please the masses and keep folk thinking she's 'one of us'.

I'd do her in the butt.

The only "celebrity" I'd personally stab in the neck is Vicky Guererro. I think I'd be doing the world a favour.

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Paris Hilton

Perez Hilton

Ashton Kutcher

wooÐs

It's too cruel to post. I'll be hated for sure if I elaborate.

ItWasMe

Kate of Jon and Kate Plus 8. The kids watch that sometimes, and I hate listening to her constantly correct her husband. Especially when he spent a long time in the kitchen one night making a special dinner. She went on and on about how worried she was it would be edible.

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Glory's Sun

ahahaha I noticed you went back and put Mary Murphy in your list Woods.

I love that show, but she annoys the fuck out of me. Seriously, she's got the horse face and the scream of a drugged up humpback whale. I wish Mia Michaels would just punch her in the teeth.

roachboy

stab seems a bit strong. i don't care enough to bother....but if others feel more strongly, i would reinforce first amongst the most annoying of celebrity bottom-feeders the impossibly vacant spenser pratt and heidi montag. at first i thought maybe, just maybe notice to the creepy flesh-colored beard would impact on that particular juggernaut of stupid, but no.

lou dobbs.
most of the previous presidential administration.
alan greenspan
the new york yankees

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ShaniFaye

no you wouldnt, I cant stand him either

I second Kate....that woman annoys the fuck out of me

My list...Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt (the ONLY likable thing they ever did was Interview with a Vampire...and funny they did that together lol) Russell Crowe

Im sure I'll think of more later

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I cant stand Mia....she may be an awesome choreographer, but she annoys me

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I could certainly get behind this.

I don't like Mia either, but she's the only one badass enough to do the stabbing.

Punk.of.Ages

Tim Armstrong of Rancid...

He just really pisses me off.

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Willravel

Do Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, Glen Beck, and Rush Limbaugh count as celebs? I wouldn't want to stab them necessarily, but maybe just bring George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Dwight D. Eisenhower, and Ronald Reagan back to life and let the zombie presidents scream at the idiot talking heads for a while about how wrong they are about literally everything.

Lasereth

Hey!! You have no idea if those late presidents are dijon mustard fans.

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wooÐs

Actually I originally included her, but it wouldn't load for a while for some reason.
I loathe the woman. Did you ever see last season when she actually did dance? She fucking sucked. She wouldn't have made the choreography if she was auditioning for the damn show. Even though I watch it alone, I constantly scream at the tv for her to 'SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!!!!!!!'

Regarding Mia, she also gets on my nerves. But not half as bad as Mary. And mohawk woman needs to be sedated.
Ok. Well I can't stand his fucking deformed ass lip. If he were hit in the face with a shovel, I'm certain it'd be an improvement.

Plan9

My god, you're so sensible... even with homicide.

I concur, but their last couple of albums have been really good. Indestructible is a catchy sellout jingle masterpiece!

I don't like how Armstrong got all gangsta punk, though.

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FelixP

Jimmy Falon
Matt Groening
Dick Cheney
Rush Limbaugh
Michael Moore
that jackass Jared from the subway commercials

Anyone involved with:
Meteorology
Journalism
The Hills
American Idol
Any reality show ever (except maybe future weapons and survivor man)



I'll add more people as I remember them.

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FoolThemAll

I'd like to hate-crime the shit out of Ant and Mencia.

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noodle

Nancy Grace
Angelina Jolie
Tom Cruise
George Stephanopolous
Brooke Shields
Anyone who uses the phrase "Branjelina" on the news
Nancy Grace
Dennis Rodman
Carmen Whatzherface
Tawny Kitane
Dave Coulier
Okay, the entire cast of Full House...
Carlos Mencia
Carnie Wilson
Dog the Bounty Hunter

i'm in a pissy mood today... I could stab a lot of people.

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Well, I've never been a huge Rancid fan in the first place. ...And Out Come the Wolves was pretty good, and Let's Go was alright, but the rest is pretty much shit in my opinion.

Tim just pisses me off with his intense levels of selling out. The whole gangsta' punk thing included.

As long as we're on the subject of hypocritical musicians with no self respect, I'll add Tom Gabel of Against Me! as another who could use a good knifing.

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Glory's Sun

oh FUCK YES!!

Willravel

Oh, of course, Nancy Grace.

Lasereth

THANK YOU!! I've been complaining about her since season 1 of the show and finally it's all coming to the top on the media about how she's simply mean as hell to her husband. I've hated her since day 1 (my wife watches it!!).

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The_Jazz

Stabbing's too good for Nancy Grace.

I'm thinking chased naked by rabid dogs across a frozen Siberian river in April when the ice is starting to move. Ah, and with a butt plug with feathers on the back end inserted firmly into her anus. And maybe handcuffed to Howie Mandel.

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Willravel

Why are you thinking about Nancy Grace naked?

The_Jazz

Because it would inflict maximum physical and mental pain on her.

If I wanted to turn it sexual, I'd picture her fully clothed but deep throating Long Dong Silver while someone held a plastic bag over her head from the nose up.

Not, uh, that I think about these sorts of things.

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wooÐs

Not a celebrity by any stretch of the imagination, but

Lasereth

I have to agree about the Progressive lady. Lately those commercials are trying waaay too hard to make us like her.

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Willravel

I see. And how does that make you feel?

telekinetic

Tila Tequila for not choosing Danni in season one of A Shot At Love. Just in the boob though, where she's armor plated, so I'm sure she'd survive. Incidentally, I have a weakness for trashy TV (and overprocessed pop music) the way some people have a weakness for cheap beer...I enjoy it for what it is, and don't expect it to be anything it's not. I watch reality TV the way I'd go to an experimental art gallery...not "Ooo Jenni is such a bitch!" but "Ooo, the writers are making Jenni look like a bitch...I bet they're planning to have her redeem herself in like three episodes!" Is it too elitist to say that I meta-enjoy it?

I don't actually have strong feelings about any other celebrities. If I don't enjoy the things that they appear in, I exercise my right not to watch them, and I find celebrity gossip shows and magazines to be a waste of my limited time.

Put another way: I care about actors as much as I care about puppets...the writers and directors are typically way more interesting, why don't people care about them?

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Strange Famous

There are some celebs who I find repulsive, but none I find so hateful that I would pay the price of their blood on my hands.

I wouldnt mind getting a bit rough with a woman beater like Chris Brown, but I wouldnt want to knife him.

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noodle

Nancy Grace warranted stabbing twice.
If I hear "Tot Mom" out loud one more time in my life, I will likely freak. the. fuck. out.

I'm not necessarily stabbing people to kill them. Stabbing with the intention of causing a disruption in his or her life, an annoyance (or in the case of Nancy Grace), just enough pain to get them to shut the hell up and get out of the limelight is enough for me. I wouldn't go to jail for a celeb.

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I actually find this Progressive chick quite attractive...

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ShaniFaye

I have such a girl crush on her.....

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Fremen

Indubitably!

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Punk.of.Ages

And here I thought I was in the minority.

Her quirkiness just gets me going!

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wooÐs

I want to throw acid in her face.
You're all sick.

ShaniFaye

you're just now figuring that out?

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