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wooÐs 06-10-2009 06:32 PM

Celebrities you'd like to stab
 
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Fremen 06-11-2009 12:06 AM

I question if they're really celebrities, but I'll add Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag.
Both are extreme db's.

I'd also like to stab Dennis Rodman and Donald Trump. (and Trump's hair, just to be sure.)

Plan9 06-11-2009 12:07 AM

As the karma police? OJ Simpson.

squeeeb 06-11-2009 04:23 AM

i would like to repeatedly stab tiffany "new york" pollard and her batshit crazy mother. actually, most of the vh1 reality show folks could do with a good stabbing.

woods - what do you have against joaquin phoenix? i'm not gay, but he is so dreamy, and so indie.

The_Jazz 06-11-2009 04:42 AM

I'd like to stab Charlize Theron with my penis. Repeatedly.

I'm a lover, not a fighter.

healer 06-11-2009 05:05 AM

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Originally Posted by The_Jazz (Post 2649769)
I'd like to stab Charlize Theron with my penis. Repeatedly.

I'm a lover, not a fighter.

Coz condoms are cheaper than bullets, right? Technically, that makes you cheap, not a lover. ;)

Charlize Theron pisses me off because she's a South African who no longer speaks like a South African. She throws in some Afrikaans when she's interviewed over here just so please the masses and keep folk thinking she's 'one of us'.

I'd do her in the butt.

The only "celebrity" I'd personally stab in the neck is Vicky Guererro. I think I'd be doing the world a favour.
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Glory's Sun 06-11-2009 05:46 AM

Paris Hilton

Perez Hilton

Ashton Kutcher

wooÐs 06-11-2009 06:17 AM

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Originally Posted by squeeeb (Post 2649767)
woods - what do you have against joaquin phoenix? i'm not gay, but he is so dreamy, and so indie.

It's too cruel to post. I'll be hated for sure if I elaborate. :o

ItWasMe 06-11-2009 06:46 AM

Kate of Jon and Kate Plus 8. The kids watch that sometimes, and I hate listening to her constantly correct her husband. Especially when he spent a long time in the kitchen one night making a special dinner. She went on and on about how worried she was it would be edible.

Glory's Sun 06-11-2009 06:53 AM

ahahaha I noticed you went back and put Mary Murphy in your list Woods.

I love that show, but she annoys the fuck out of me. Seriously, she's got the horse face and the scream of a drugged up humpback whale. I wish Mia Michaels would just punch her in the teeth.

roachboy 06-11-2009 07:17 AM

stab seems a bit strong. i don't care enough to bother....but if others feel more strongly, i would reinforce first amongst the most annoying of celebrity bottom-feeders the impossibly vacant spenser pratt and heidi montag. at first i thought maybe, just maybe notice to the creepy flesh-colored beard would impact on that particular juggernaut of stupid, but no.

lou dobbs.
most of the previous presidential administration.
alan greenspan
the new york yankees

ShaniFaye 06-11-2009 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted by wooÐs (Post 2649814)
It's too cruel to post. I'll be hated for sure if I elaborate. :o

no you wouldnt, I cant stand him either

I second Kate....that woman annoys the fuck out of me

My list...Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt (the ONLY likable thing they ever did was Interview with a Vampire...and funny they did that together lol) Russell Crowe

Im sure I'll think of more later

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Originally Posted by guccilvr (Post 2649834)
ahahaha I noticed you went back and put Mary Murphy in your list Woods.

I love that show, but she annoys the fuck out of me. Seriously, she's got the horse face and the scream of a drugged up humpback whale. I wish Mia Michaels would just punch her in the teeth.


I cant stand Mia....she may be an awesome choreographer, but she annoys me

Glory's Sun 06-11-2009 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by roachboy (Post 2649851)
the new york yankees

I could certainly get behind this.

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Originally Posted by Shani
I cant stand Mia....she may be an awesome choreographer, but she annoys me

I don't like Mia either, but she's the only one badass enough to do the stabbing.

Punk.of.Ages 06-11-2009 08:25 AM

Tim Armstrong of Rancid...

He just really pisses me off.

Willravel 06-11-2009 08:47 AM

Do Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, Glen Beck, and Rush Limbaugh count as celebs? I wouldn't want to stab them necessarily, but maybe just bring George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Dwight D. Eisenhower, and Ronald Reagan back to life and let the zombie presidents scream at the idiot talking heads for a while about how wrong they are about literally everything.

Lasereth 06-11-2009 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Willravel (Post 2649903)
Do Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, Glen Beck, and Rush Limbaugh count as celebs? I wouldn't want to stab them necessarily, but maybe just bring George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Dwight D. Eisenhower, and Ronald Reagan back to life and let the zombie presidents scream at the idiot talking heads for a while about how wrong they are about literally everything.

Hey!! You have no idea if those late presidents are dijon mustard fans.

wooÐs 06-11-2009 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by guccilvr (Post 2649834)
ahahaha I noticed you went back and put Mary Murphy in your list Woods.

Actually I originally included her, but it wouldn't load for a while for some reason.
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I love that show, but she annoys the fuck out of me. Seriously, she's got the horse face and the scream of a drugged up humpback whale. I wish Mia Michaels would just punch her in the teeth.
I loathe the woman. Did you ever see last season when she actually did dance? She fucking sucked. She wouldn't have made the choreography if she was auditioning for the damn show. Even though I watch it alone, I constantly scream at the tv for her to 'SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!!!!!!!'

Regarding Mia, she also gets on my nerves. But not half as bad as Mary. And mohawk woman needs to be sedated.
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Originally Posted by ShaniFaye (Post 2649852)
no you wouldnt, I cant stand him either

Ok. Well I can't stand his fucking deformed ass lip. If he were hit in the face with a shovel, I'm certain it'd be an improvement.

Plan9 06-11-2009 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by roachboy (Post 2649851)
stab seems a bit strong.

...

lou dobbs.
most of the previous presidential administration.
alan greenspan
the new york yankees

My god, you're so sensible... even with homicide.

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Originally Posted by Punk.of.Ages (Post 2649886)
Tim Armstrong of Rancid... He just really pisses me off.

I concur, but their last couple of albums have been really good. Indestructible is a catchy sellout jingle masterpiece!

I don't like how Armstrong got all gangsta punk, though.

FelixP 06-11-2009 10:28 AM

Jimmy Falon
Matt Groening
Dick Cheney
Rush Limbaugh
Michael Moore
that jackass Jared from the subway commercials

Anyone involved with:
Meteorology
Journalism
The Hills
American Idol
Any reality show ever (except maybe future weapons and survivor man)



I'll add more people as I remember them.

FoolThemAll 06-11-2009 10:34 AM

I'd like to hate-crime the shit out of Ant and Mencia.

noodle 06-11-2009 10:39 AM

Nancy Grace
Angelina Jolie
Tom Cruise
George Stephanopolous
Brooke Shields
Anyone who uses the phrase "Branjelina" on the news
Nancy Grace
Dennis Rodman
Carmen Whatzherface
Tawny Kitane
Dave Coulier
Okay, the entire cast of Full House...
Carlos Mencia
Carnie Wilson
Dog the Bounty Hunter

i'm in a pissy mood today... I could stab a lot of people.

Punk.of.Ages 06-11-2009 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Crompsin (Post 2649974)
I concur, but their last couple of albums have been really good. Indestructible is a catchy sellout jingle masterpiece!

I don't like how Armstrong got all gangsta punk, though.

Well, I've never been a huge Rancid fan in the first place. ...And Out Come the Wolves was pretty good, and Let's Go was alright, but the rest is pretty much shit in my opinion.

Tim just pisses me off with his intense levels of selling out. The whole gangsta' punk thing included.

As long as we're on the subject of hypocritical musicians with no self respect, I'll add Tom Gabel of Against Me! as another who could use a good knifing.

Glory's Sun 06-11-2009 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by noodle (Post 2650010)
Nancy Grace
Nancy Grace


oh FUCK YES!!

Willravel 06-11-2009 11:25 AM

Oh, of course, Nancy Grace.

Lasereth 06-11-2009 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by ItWasMe (Post 2649829)
Kate of Jon and Kate Plus 8. The kids watch that sometimes, and I hate listening to her constantly correct her husband. Especially when he spent a long time in the kitchen one night making a special dinner. She went on and on about how worried she was it would be edible.

THANK YOU!! I've been complaining about her since season 1 of the show and finally it's all coming to the top on the media about how she's simply mean as hell to her husband. I've hated her since day 1 (my wife watches it!!).

The_Jazz 06-11-2009 11:51 AM

Stabbing's too good for Nancy Grace.

I'm thinking chased naked by rabid dogs across a frozen Siberian river in April when the ice is starting to move. Ah, and with a butt plug with feathers on the back end inserted firmly into her anus. And maybe handcuffed to Howie Mandel.

Willravel 06-11-2009 12:02 PM

Why are you thinking about Nancy Grace naked? :expressionless:

The_Jazz 06-11-2009 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Willravel (Post 2650065)
Why are you thinking about Nancy Grace naked? :expressionless:

Because it would inflict maximum physical and mental pain on her.

If I wanted to turn it sexual, I'd picture her fully clothed but deep throating Long Dong Silver while someone held a plastic bag over her head from the nose up.

Not, uh, that I think about these sorts of things.

wooÐs 06-11-2009 12:19 PM

Not a celebrity by any stretch of the imagination, but

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Lasereth 06-11-2009 12:22 PM

I have to agree about the Progressive lady. Lately those commercials are trying waaay too hard to make us like her.

Willravel 06-11-2009 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by The_Jazz (Post 2650084)
Because it would inflict maximum physical and mental pain on her.

If I wanted to turn it sexual, I'd picture her fully clothed but deep throating Long Dong Silver while someone held a plastic bag over her head from the nose up.

I see. And how does that make you feel?
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telekinetic 06-11-2009 12:34 PM

Tila Tequila for not choosing Danni in season one of A Shot At Love. Just in the boob though, where she's armor plated, so I'm sure she'd survive. Incidentally, I have a weakness for trashy TV (and overprocessed pop music) the way some people have a weakness for cheap beer...I enjoy it for what it is, and don't expect it to be anything it's not. I watch reality TV the way I'd go to an experimental art gallery...not "Ooo Jenni is such a bitch!" but "Ooo, the writers are making Jenni look like a bitch...I bet they're planning to have her redeem herself in like three episodes!" Is it too elitist to say that I meta-enjoy it?

I don't actually have strong feelings about any other celebrities. If I don't enjoy the things that they appear in, I exercise my right not to watch them, and I find celebrity gossip shows and magazines to be a waste of my limited time.

Put another way: I care about actors as much as I care about puppets...the writers and directors are typically way more interesting, why don't people care about them?

Strange Famous 06-11-2009 12:38 PM

There are some celebs who I find repulsive, but none I find so hateful that I would pay the price of their blood on my hands.

I wouldnt mind getting a bit rough with a woman beater like Chris Brown, but I wouldnt want to knife him.

noodle 06-11-2009 01:20 PM

Nancy Grace warranted stabbing twice.
If I hear "Tot Mom" out loud one more time in my life, I will likely freak. the. fuck. out.

I'm not necessarily stabbing people to kill them. Stabbing with the intention of causing a disruption in his or her life, an annoyance (or in the case of Nancy Grace), just enough pain to get them to shut the hell up and get out of the limelight is enough for me. I wouldn't go to jail for a celeb.

Punk.of.Ages 06-11-2009 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by wooÐs (Post 2650089)
Not a celebrity by any stretch of the imagination, but

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I actually find this Progressive chick quite attractive...

ShaniFaye 06-11-2009 01:32 PM

I have such a girl crush on her.....

Fremen 06-11-2009 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Punk.of.Ages (Post 2650160)
I actually find this Progressive chick quite attractive...

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Originally Posted by ShaniFaye (Post 2650161)
I have such a girl crush on her.....

Indubitably!

Punk.of.Ages 06-11-2009 04:35 PM

And here I thought I was in the minority.

Her quirkiness just gets me going!

wooÐs 06-11-2009 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lasereth (Post 2650092)
I have to agree about the Progressive lady. Lately those commercials are trying waaay too hard to make us like her.

I want to throw acid in her face.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Punk.of.Ages (Post 2650160)
I actually find this Progressive chick quite attractive...

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShaniFaye (Post 2650161)
I have such a girl crush on her.....

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fremen (Post 2650239)
Indubitably!

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Originally Posted by Punk.of.Ages (Post 2650261)
And here I thought I was in the minority.

Her quirkiness just gets me going!

You're all sick.

ShaniFaye 06-11-2009 04:51 PM

you're just now figuring that out?


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