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Old 05-02-2005, 07:21 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Weekly Activity 2/5 - 9/5 "Artistic Puns"

Where in the heck in the world is Golden?

I do not have the authority to establish a new weekly topic. I do not have any sort of a mandate. In fact, I do not even have strong support to do so at home or abroad. But, since I am an American, I’m going to unilaterally declare the topic is – "Artistic Puns"

Did I select it randomly? Sure I did. Question me and my minions will label you a traitor.
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Old 05-02-2005, 07:41 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Finally!!!! One I can contribute too, however ungood it may be!!

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Old 05-02-2005, 07:49 PM   #3 (permalink)
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bah! sweet!

Instead of a brick wall, I would have drawn an erection, but that's just me.
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Old 05-02-2005, 07:54 PM   #4 (permalink)
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bah! sweet!

Instead of a brick wall, I would have drawn an erection, but that's just me.
Not sure the instructor would have given me an A then...it's 'a rock and a hard place', not a 'rock and a hard thang'... (although he didn't actually specify the saying, I never heard of the second way)
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Old 05-02-2005, 09:50 PM   #5 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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Whew! Glad for the clarification, ng. I thought it was a big pile of poo.
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Old 05-02-2005, 10:33 PM   #6 (permalink)
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This wasn't supposed to see the light of day until next week, but I'll give y'all a sneak preview -
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Old 05-03-2005, 09:47 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Scargo

You would, Fremen...
At any rate, 'pun' being the operative word here, I think I have a better idea:
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Old 05-03-2005, 10:11 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Nice speeding snail...
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Old 05-03-2005, 10:19 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Serius what does this weeks topic mean???
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Old 05-04-2005, 08:38 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Shit. Is this going to be one of those times where I try to be cool and explain some esoteric american thing to a non-american, only to feel like an ass later? Probably.

A pun is a play on words. For instance ngdawg's first picture is "caught between a rock and a hard place." Maybe that is an American expression exclusively. His second picture is "escarcot" or, in English "S CAR GO. Get it?
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Old 05-04-2005, 09:00 AM   #11 (permalink)
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His??


Ya don't get to Ex much do, ya? I'm a
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Old 05-04-2005, 09:11 AM   #12 (permalink)
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See, I KNEW I'd look like an ass. I just didn't know how I would go about it.

Sorry.
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Old 05-04-2005, 09:13 AM   #13 (permalink)
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not to make matters worse but it's spelled escargot...


...sorry couldn't resist.
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Old 05-04-2005, 10:00 AM   #14 (permalink)
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*clavus' head explodes*
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Old 05-04-2005, 10:36 AM   #15 (permalink)
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*clavus' head explodes*
Cool! another pun!
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Old 05-04-2005, 10:37 AM   #16 (permalink)
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I would never be able to be a mod...I'd just go around fixing spelling and grammar in everyone's posts...
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Old 05-04-2005, 12:18 PM   #17 (permalink)
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My Grammar doesn't need to be fixed. She's so old, I seriously doubt she'll get knocked up.
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Old 05-04-2005, 06:58 PM   #18 (permalink)
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clavus - *groan* - the granny joke...

ng: ok, i'm thick. what's the pun in the last one?
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Old 05-04-2005, 07:36 PM   #19 (permalink)
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clavus - *groan* - the granny joke...

ng: ok, i'm thick. what's the pun in the last one?
"clavus' head explodes. Ok, not a pun really....or is it?

Could also be: mind-blowing. brainfart. exploding headache.
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Old 05-04-2005, 09:38 PM   #20 (permalink)
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A corny one for you!

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Old 05-04-2005, 11:36 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Man, Clavus, I can't believe you picked this over 'Mom'.

I was going to print one of these out and give it to my mom. How is she going to react when I give her a card with an escargot on it?

j/k
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Old 05-06-2005, 09:48 AM   #22 (permalink)
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suggestion for next week:

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Old 05-08-2005, 09:04 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Don't know if this will fly here or not, since this is more in the nature of a photoshop than an artwork.
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