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If you do not look at this I will kill a clown.
Alas, I am sorry. You are too late.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3535/...44925eee_o.gif There are certain things you cannot put off. Feel free to express to me here your love/hatred of all things clown. You may do this with words, pictures, pheromones, etc. Perhaps later, I will post more things here. This thread may go the way of the clown. Let this be a warning to other clowns. I am watching you watching me and I KNOW YOUR SECRET. |
"Are you coulrophobic, little boy?"
http://www.cryptomundo.com/wp-conten...ntouchable.jpg "No, I just hate clowns." =================== Famous Dead Clown: http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/9...okerwipmc9.gif =================== Though, let us not forget that: http://imagecache2.allposters.com/im...ns-Posters.jpg |
Thank you for making the world have one less clown in it.
They always make me think of John Wayne Gacy. And this ridiculous ass I worked with one time who called himself, Mickle the Pickle. I swear he's in jail somwhere for something nefarious. Clowns creep me out. http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i1...olish/pogo.jpg |
Severed clown heads are conversation starters.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...owdOhorror.jpg They get people off the couch and outside. THEY STRENGTHEN COMMUNITIES! This world needs a fresh infusion of disembodied clowns. You know what you need to do. |
with a title like that, how could I not look. and while I don't have a problem with clowns, nor did I really wanna save one, I'm happy I looked. Somethings truly are certain things you cannot put off.
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I am happy that you are happy and may that collective happiness permeate all those that surround us.
Except for the clowns that watch you at night and smell you hair while you are sleeping. Would you eat food served by a clown? http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3511/...744987b4be.jpg I probably would but that's me. I eat things. |
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These pictures are going to give me nightmares. *hides*
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that clown meat is just wrong!
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At first, I thought it was a mistake to have come into this thread...especially after seeing Crompsin's contribution. But the clown meat made up for it.
And here is a picture of the one clown I'm not afraid of: http://www.mediabistro.com/unbeige/o...20McDonald.jpg |
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Personally, I'm clown neutral, but I met a wiccan girl that is actually afraid of them, lol
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The first clown I had the misfortune of meeting,
in the fleshlike, at the Baraboo Circus, had breath that smelled like a combination of formaldehyde and rotten prune juice, and his eyes were as yellow as his teeth. My parents agreed. They sent me to bed with lots of supper, three cookies, a glass of warm milk, and 20 milligrams of Valium. |
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Oh-god-oh-god-oh-god.
Aaah, I'm not going to sleep tonight. |
Who's afraid of Krusty? :p
Hulu - The Simpsons: Send in the Clowns Hulu - The Simpsons: Krusty: "Send In the Clowns" |
Send in the clowns...
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_69GZedIelDo/R8...ds+Smoking.jpg |
Clowns need love too
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1.../clownlove.bmp after which you should cut off their heads. NEVER FORGET! |
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Just round them up.
I'm sure lifers would use them for comic relief. Not that I have a problem with clowns. It's the cars they drive that creep me out. |
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...wn/crocker.jpg
Clowns are human beings!! Leave clowns alone!! I am very, very disappointed with you people. |
Powerclown, if you were here with me right now I would buy you lunch
and then cut your head off. |
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I would advise Clown Terror Psychotherapy sessions for the lot of you.
Five times a week, to begin with. Along with 2000mg of Librium thrice daily. |
The only clowns I want to see with their heads still attached
are ghost clowns http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3484/...37105aa202.jpg and then I want to cut off their ghost heads. Just to be sure. |
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I have the greatest respect for you, Giant Hamburger, but the possibility exists that you could be biting off even more than you can chew. There are unattached clown heads out there that can make me, well, a tad nervous.
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The clown-hate is overpowering this thread. Things are taking an ugly turn.
I can see this is fruitless. I have just one thing to say at this juncture: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...clown/bill.jpg |
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Marcel Marceau says:
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b2...arceaumime.jpg 'Fuck you all and your dumbfuck clowns, too.' |
Actually, he doesn't say anything.
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oh yes he does. he says plenty.
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Mimes should never [not] talk with their mouths full. Especially if they're eating clown meat.
http://media.timeoutnewyork.com/resi....billynew.jpg? |
your mime is inferior.
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I've never seen a clown take himself seriously until I met:
http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/5...5567567sh6.jpg If I was him, they'd make a movie about what I did when I looked in the mirror and call it: http://www.glasshousepresents.com/42...ho%20cried.jpg Clowns have a lot of power. I mean, we had one running the country recently! http://www.bartcop.com/clown-cheney.jpg |
JJ nice Killer Klowns from Outer Space pic
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