Giant Hamburger

Alas, I am sorry. You are too late.

There are certain things you cannot put off.

Feel free to express to me here your love/hatred of all things clown.
You may do this with words, pictures, pheromones, etc.

Perhaps later, I will post more things here.
This thread may go the way of the clown.

Let this be a warning to other clowns.
I am watching you watching me and I KNOW YOUR SECRET.

Plan9

"Are you coulrophobic, little boy?"



"No, I just hate clowns."

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Famous Dead Clown:



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Though, let us not forget that:

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"You should not drink... and bake."

noodle

Thank you for making the world have one less clown in it.
They always make me think of John Wayne Gacy.
And this ridiculous ass I worked with one time who called himself, Mickle the Pickle.
I swear he's in jail somwhere for something nefarious.
Clowns creep me out.

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Giant Hamburger

Severed clown heads are conversation starters.

They get people off the couch and outside.

THEY STRENGTHEN COMMUNITIES!

This world needs a fresh infusion of disembodied clowns.

You know what you need to do.

dd3953

with a title like that, how could I not look. and while I don't have a problem with clowns, nor did I really wanna save one, I'm happy I looked. Somethings truly are certain things you cannot put off.

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Giant Hamburger

I am happy that you are happy and may that collective happiness permeate all those that surround us.

Except for the clowns that watch you at night and smell you hair while you are sleeping.

Would you eat food served by a clown?

I probably would but that's me. I eat things.

Baraka_Guru

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Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
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CinnamonGirl

These pictures are going to give me nightmares. *hides*

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"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?"

ryfo

that clown meat is just wrong!

snowy

At first, I thought it was a mistake to have come into this thread...especially after seeing Crompsin's contribution. But the clown meat made up for it.

And here is a picture of the one clown I'm not afraid of:

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Tully Mars

Odd, 80% pork yet taste like chicken.

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Plan9

What? I gotta post the obvious: Pennywise.

...

You should be afraid of Ronald. He kills people with heart disease.

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

Baraka_Guru

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

777

Personally, I'm clown neutral, but I met a wiccan girl that is actually afraid of them, lol

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Roger Zelazny

ring

The first clown I had the misfortune of meeting,
in the fleshlike, at the Baraboo Circus,
had breath that smelled like a combination of formaldehyde and rotten prune juice,
and his eyes were as yellow as his teeth.

My parents agreed.

They sent me to bed with lots of supper,
three cookies, a glass of warm milk,
and 20 milligrams of Valium.

JumpinJesus

Clowns frighten me.

Especially this one:

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Plan9

Oh-god-oh-god-oh-god.

Aaah, I'm not going to sleep tonight.

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

777

Who's afraid of Krusty?

Hulu - The Simpsons: Send in the Clowns

Hulu - The Simpsons: Krusty: "Send In the Clowns"

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"I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip."

Roger Zelazny

Charlatan

Send in the clowns...

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Giant Hamburger

Clowns need love too

after which you should cut off their heads.

NEVER FORGET!

kramus

Just round them up.

I'm sure lifers would use them for comic relief.

Not that I have a problem with clowns. It's the cars they drive that creep me out.

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powerclown

Clowns are human beings!! Leave clowns alone!!
I am very, very disappointed with you people.

Giant Hamburger

Powerclown, if you were here with me right now I would buy you lunch
and then cut your head off.

JumpinJesus

I will sic my posse on you:

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powerclown

I would advise Clown Terror Psychotherapy sessions for the lot of you.
Five times a week, to begin with. Along with 2000mg of Librium thrice daily.

Giant Hamburger

The only clowns I want to see with their heads still attached
are ghost clowns

and then I want to cut off their ghost heads.
Just to be sure.

kramus

I have the greatest respect for you, Giant Hamburger, but the possibility exists that you could be biting off even more than you can chew. There are unattached clown heads out there that can make me, well, a tad nervous.

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powerclown

The clown-hate is overpowering this thread. Things are taking an ugly turn.
I can see this is fruitless.
I have just one thing to say at this juncture:

LoganSnake

Sweet Tooth will cut out your heart.

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CinnamonGirl

AAAAAHHHHH! Why do I keep looking?

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ngdawg

Thank you, Clavus:

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Don't blame me. I didn't vote for either of'em.

mixedmedia

Marcel Marceau says:

'Fuck you all and your dumbfuck clowns, too.'

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Plan9

Actually, he doesn't say anything.

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

mixedmedia

oh yes he does. he says plenty.

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PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

Plan9

Mimes should never [not] talk with their mouths full. Especially if they're eating clown meat.

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

mixedmedia

your mime is inferior.

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PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

Plan9

I've never seen a clown take himself seriously until I met:



If I was him, they'd make a movie about what I did when I looked in the mirror and call it:



Clowns have a lot of power. I mean, we had one running the country recently!

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

blahblah454

JJ nice Killer Klowns from Outer Space pic

inBOIL

Are they insane?

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Charlatan

The saddest of all mimes...

Baptiste

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