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mixedmedia 02-14-2009 03:23 AM

now that is a classy mime.

deadkitty 03-24-2009 10:32 PM

kill clowns, clowns must die
for you must hit them with a pie
or the little kids will cry

clown must perish
no one must cherish
the crazy bastard clowns
hold them down please til they drown



.... sorry, I was traumatized as a child

Fly 03-25-2009 05:26 AM


Giant Hamburger 03-25-2009 06:36 AM

There are thousands of microscopic clowns inside me gnawing their way out with their big yellow teeth.

kramus 03-31-2009 05:31 PM

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Clowns beget clowns.

And begotten clowns grow up to be dangerous to our own children.

This is a terrible, unbreakable cycle.

Giant Hamburger 04-01-2009 06:25 AM

Thank you Kramus.
I nurse at the technicolor teat of this thread when my clownsugar is low.

ring 04-02-2009 12:05 PM


doodlebird 04-15-2009 10:04 PM

i encourage you to look into a clown movie called "Vulgar".

discover it however you like
imdb, google, wikiwhatever...

it is even available on netflix.

no, i have never seen it.
no, i never will.
no, i do not endorse man on clown violence.
but after reading the descriptions of this movie,
i think it might be called "clown, you had it coming"

Plan9 04-15-2009 10:19 PM

I've seen Vulgar and can attest to its odd vulgar clown greatness.

Don't watch it late at night. Watch it during the day so it isn't as weird.

Charlatan 04-15-2009 11:38 PM

You guys are all a bunch of clowns.





...and believe me. You'll get yours too.

Poppinjay 04-16-2009 04:27 AM

http://www.appletreeblog.com/wp-cont...nald-porno.jpg

Plan9 04-16-2009 07:08 AM

I love the kid cowering under the threat of Ronald's pimp hand.

Charlatan 04-16-2009 05:00 PM

This competition thing is getting out of hand...

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2132/...9a3390eb_o.jpg

Giant Hamburger 04-17-2009 10:43 AM

Bring me the head of every burger clown!
I will build a throne with their skulls.

To keep this thread comfortably ensconced here in the arts,
here is a 1 minute sketch I just did to test out a portable scanner...
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3340/...1d0b6e1a_m.jpg
it's still warm.

Charlatan 04-17-2009 08:25 PM

Say awe. (sic)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Owga9A0xuI...00/qclown2.jpg

ring 04-18-2009 02:10 PM

The clown that posed for me in this sketch,
loved to run behind the DDT fogger at the KOA campgrounds.


http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...e0008-32-1.jpg

uncle phil 04-19-2009 06:06 AM

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didn't noodle mention this clown:

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Plan9 04-19-2009 08:32 AM

UnclePhil, a modern clown indeed!

It's been mentioned, but I've got a weakness for the funny-faces lacking elbows:

I prefer fresh clowns, but sometimes the Krusty variety can really make me laugh.

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a13...thout-pity.jpg

Something about all that substance abuse and anger is true social commentary / comedic magic.

Art imitates life? Life imitates art? Either way, the laugh is just as creepy.

Charlatan 04-19-2009 04:27 PM

http://www.foolishpeople.com/photos/...to00lois_3.jpg

mixedmedia 04-19-2009 04:52 PM

heh.

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b2...712ed597_o.jpg

Fly 04-26-2009 08:20 AM

yup....


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...g?t=1240762578


and yup......


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...g?t=1240762786

newtities 06-06-2009 09:06 AM

i hate clowns

Giant Hamburger 09-09-2009 08:08 AM

The only good clown
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3535/...911cab607f.jpg
is a dead clown.

Charlatan 09-09-2009 04:24 PM

http://listentoleon.net/wp/wp-conten...-the-clown.jpg

bodypainter 09-19-2009 04:11 PM

http://oldweakandpathetic.com/galler...2/DSC_6981.JPG

mixedmedia 09-19-2009 04:54 PM

clown wants more jujubes...or we get to see what's in that belly of yours, candyman!!

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b2...9b04d1cb_b.jpg

Sun Tzu 09-20-2009 11:11 AM


Giant Hamburger 09-20-2009 12:50 PM

Whoa, I think they are many messages in there.
It will take some time to cipher them all.
I do believe that clowns must pay for their crimes against deliciousness.
That much is certain.

kramus 10-05-2009 08:37 PM

http://reprehensible.net/~baka/mcdeathgod.jpg

http://www.jwz.org/images/f4o2dc.jpg

jimk 10-08-2009 11:16 AM

my 6 yr. old: Dad, y'know how some people are ascared of clowns?

me: yep.

6: well......Gavin's school's haunted house is having clowns in it & I don't see what the big deal is.

my 9 yr. old: I'm not goin'.

me: me neither.


:eek:

Giant Hamburger 10-08-2009 01:17 PM

Take the fight to them Jimk!
Now is your chance to strike back when they least expect it.
Your children will respect you more if your hands are soaked in technicolor clown blood.

Do not forget to take pictures.

FuglyStick 10-08-2009 01:30 PM

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XBzdQo4oIS...wn+-+4+net.jpg

Giant Hamburger 10-08-2009 02:15 PM

It's the quickest way to overcome the clown virus.

Anormalguy 10-10-2009 07:16 PM

http://startupblog.files.wordpress.c.../kiss-band.jpg

Some of the biggest clowns ever.

Giant Hamburger 10-10-2009 08:27 PM

My first concert was KISS!
It was at the Summit in Houston on September 1, 1976.
Styx opened for them.

Giant Hamburger 10-19-2009 06:34 AM

Their brand of funny
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2543/...2e560874_m.jpg
tastes like chicken.

ring 10-19-2009 07:37 AM

Rodeo clowns aren't chicken.

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...9_026_1461.jpg

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...ingy/homer.jpg


This one's kind of geeky scary though:

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...deo_clownn.jpg

Giant Hamburger 01-11-2010 08:38 AM

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2710/...92aeb652ef.jpg

Giant Hamburger 01-15-2010 12:55 PM

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2779/...8dafb888cd.jpg

Giant Hamburger 07-13-2010 01:05 PM

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4074/...70d2ac8af9.jpg


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