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If you do not look at this I will kill a clown.
Alas, I am sorry. You are too late.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3535/...44925eee_o.gif There are certain things you cannot put off. Feel free to express to me here your love/hatred of all things clown. You may do this with words, pictures, pheromones, etc. Perhaps later, I will post more things here. This thread may go the way of the clown. Let this be a warning to other clowns. I am watching you watching me and I KNOW YOUR SECRET. |
"Are you coulrophobic, little boy?"
http://www.cryptomundo.com/wp-conten...ntouchable.jpg "No, I just hate clowns." =================== Famous Dead Clown: http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/9...okerwipmc9.gif =================== Though, let us not forget that: http://imagecache2.allposters.com/im...ns-Posters.jpg |
Thank you for making the world have one less clown in it.
They always make me think of John Wayne Gacy. And this ridiculous ass I worked with one time who called himself, Mickle the Pickle. I swear he's in jail somwhere for something nefarious. Clowns creep me out. http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i1...olish/pogo.jpg |
Severed clown heads are conversation starters.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...owdOhorror.jpg They get people off the couch and outside. THEY STRENGTHEN COMMUNITIES! This world needs a fresh infusion of disembodied clowns. You know what you need to do. |
with a title like that, how could I not look. and while I don't have a problem with clowns, nor did I really wanna save one, I'm happy I looked. Somethings truly are certain things you cannot put off.
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I am happy that you are happy and may that collective happiness permeate all those that surround us.
Except for the clowns that watch you at night and smell you hair while you are sleeping. Would you eat food served by a clown? http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3511/...744987b4be.jpg I probably would but that's me. I eat things. |
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These pictures are going to give me nightmares. *hides*
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that clown meat is just wrong!
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At first, I thought it was a mistake to have come into this thread...especially after seeing Crompsin's contribution. But the clown meat made up for it.
And here is a picture of the one clown I'm not afraid of: http://www.mediabistro.com/unbeige/o...20McDonald.jpg |
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Personally, I'm clown neutral, but I met a wiccan girl that is actually afraid of them, lol
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The first clown I had the misfortune of meeting,
in the fleshlike, at the Baraboo Circus, had breath that smelled like a combination of formaldehyde and rotten prune juice, and his eyes were as yellow as his teeth. My parents agreed. They sent me to bed with lots of supper, three cookies, a glass of warm milk, and 20 milligrams of Valium. |
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Oh-god-oh-god-oh-god.
Aaah, I'm not going to sleep tonight. |
Who's afraid of Krusty? :p
Hulu - The Simpsons: Send in the Clowns Hulu - The Simpsons: Krusty: "Send In the Clowns" |
Send in the clowns...
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_69GZedIelDo/R8...ds+Smoking.jpg |
Clowns need love too
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1.../clownlove.bmp after which you should cut off their heads. NEVER FORGET! |
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Just round them up.
I'm sure lifers would use them for comic relief. Not that I have a problem with clowns. It's the cars they drive that creep me out. |
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...wn/crocker.jpg
Clowns are human beings!! Leave clowns alone!! I am very, very disappointed with you people. |
Powerclown, if you were here with me right now I would buy you lunch
and then cut your head off. |
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I would advise Clown Terror Psychotherapy sessions for the lot of you.
Five times a week, to begin with. Along with 2000mg of Librium thrice daily. |
The only clowns I want to see with their heads still attached
are ghost clowns http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3484/...37105aa202.jpg and then I want to cut off their ghost heads. Just to be sure. |
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I have the greatest respect for you, Giant Hamburger, but the possibility exists that you could be biting off even more than you can chew. There are unattached clown heads out there that can make me, well, a tad nervous.
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The clown-hate is overpowering this thread. Things are taking an ugly turn.
I can see this is fruitless. I have just one thing to say at this juncture: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...clown/bill.jpg |
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Marcel Marceau says:
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b2...arceaumime.jpg 'Fuck you all and your dumbfuck clowns, too.' |
Actually, he doesn't say anything.
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oh yes he does. he says plenty.
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Mimes should never [not] talk with their mouths full. Especially if they're eating clown meat.
http://media.timeoutnewyork.com/resi....billynew.jpg? |
your mime is inferior.
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I've never seen a clown take himself seriously until I met:
http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/5...5567567sh6.jpg If I was him, they'd make a movie about what I did when I looked in the mirror and call it: http://www.glasshousepresents.com/42...ho%20cried.jpg Clowns have a lot of power. I mean, we had one running the country recently! http://www.bartcop.com/clown-cheney.jpg |
JJ nice Killer Klowns from Outer Space pic
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kill clowns, clowns must die
for you must hit them with a pie or the little kids will cry clown must perish no one must cherish the crazy bastard clowns hold them down please til they drown .... sorry, I was traumatized as a child |
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There are thousands of microscopic clowns inside me gnawing their way out with their big yellow teeth.
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Clowns beget clowns.
And begotten clowns grow up to be dangerous to our own children. This is a terrible, unbreakable cycle. |
Thank you Kramus.
I nurse at the technicolor teat of this thread when my clownsugar is low. |
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i encourage you to look into a clown movie called "Vulgar".
discover it however you like imdb, google, wikiwhatever... it is even available on netflix. no, i have never seen it. no, i never will. no, i do not endorse man on clown violence. but after reading the descriptions of this movie, i think it might be called "clown, you had it coming" |
I've seen Vulgar and can attest to its odd vulgar clown greatness.
Don't watch it late at night. Watch it during the day so it isn't as weird. |
You guys are all a bunch of clowns.
...and believe me. You'll get yours too. |
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I love the kid cowering under the threat of Ronald's pimp hand.
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This competition thing is getting out of hand...
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Bring me the head of every burger clown!
I will build a throne with their skulls. To keep this thread comfortably ensconced here in the arts, here is a 1 minute sketch I just did to test out a portable scanner... http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3340/...1d0b6e1a_m.jpg it's still warm. |
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The clown that posed for me in this sketch,
loved to run behind the DDT fogger at the KOA campgrounds. http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...e0008-32-1.jpg |
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UnclePhil, a modern clown indeed!
It's been mentioned, but I've got a weakness for the funny-faces lacking elbows: I prefer fresh clowns, but sometimes the Krusty variety can really make me laugh. http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a13...thout-pity.jpg Something about all that substance abuse and anger is true social commentary / comedic magic. Art imitates life? Life imitates art? Either way, the laugh is just as creepy. |
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i hate clowns
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clown wants more jujubes...or we get to see what's in that belly of yours, candyman!!
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Whoa, I think they are many messages in there.
It will take some time to cipher them all. I do believe that clowns must pay for their crimes against deliciousness. That much is certain. |
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my 6 yr. old: Dad, y'know how some people are ascared of clowns?
me: yep. 6: well......Gavin's school's haunted house is having clowns in it & I don't see what the big deal is. my 9 yr. old: I'm not goin'. me: me neither. :eek: |
Take the fight to them Jimk!
Now is your chance to strike back when they least expect it. Your children will respect you more if your hands are soaked in technicolor clown blood. Do not forget to take pictures. |
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It's the quickest way to overcome the clown virus.
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My first concert was KISS!
It was at the Summit in Houston on September 1, 1976. Styx opened for them. |
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Rodeo clowns aren't chicken.
http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...9_026_1461.jpg http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...ingy/homer.jpg This one's kind of geeky scary though: http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...deo_clownn.jpg |
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Baby Moses clown?
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Yes, who should find him?
Vampires? Pirates? Astronauts? Ants? |
He should be found and raised by an office of telemarketers.
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At first glance I thought this might be a Tearduct & Clown thing,
but now I see it follows from the situation above. Nice whiskers on that channel clownfish. |
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"Don't you want a balloon? Don'tcha wanna?!"
http://i919.photobucket.com/albums/a...sPennywise.jpg The Misfits totally should have done an It song. |
Didn't Zippy have a brother Lippy?
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holy crap, that last clown kramus posted is creepy as hell. I'd either punch him or run.
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Killing a clown might actually be preferable to most folks, don't know if that's actually a good grabber....but nice clowns pic anyways
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Well hello there,
For old times sake I thought I would post another adorable clown to host your child's next party... http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5052/...5539024d07.jpg Let me know if you are interested. |
No more clowning around...
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2554/...c25ea395e5.jpg |
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My daughter has moved on from her fear of the volcano to a fear of the clown.
http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6140/...605ef8a2_z.jpg That's when I sat her down and told her all about clowncanoes. |
The day the clown cried...
http://www.jerrylewiscomedy.com/pix/film_clown.jpg |
I can't get enough of GH's artwork. I want him to decorate my ceiling.
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