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Old 02-14-2009, 03:23 AM   #41 (permalink)
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now that is a classy mime.
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Old 03-24-2009, 10:32 PM   #42 (permalink)
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kill clowns, clowns must die
for you must hit them with a pie
or the little kids will cry

clown must perish
no one must cherish
the crazy bastard clowns
hold them down please til they drown



.... sorry, I was traumatized as a child
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Old 03-25-2009, 05:26 AM   #43 (permalink)
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Old 03-25-2009, 06:36 AM   #44 (permalink)
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There are thousands of microscopic clowns inside me gnawing their way out with their big yellow teeth.
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Old 03-31-2009, 05:31 PM   #45 (permalink)
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Clowns beget clowns.

And begotten clowns grow up to be dangerous to our own children.

This is a terrible, unbreakable cycle.
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Old 04-01-2009, 06:25 AM   #46 (permalink)
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Thank you Kramus.
I nurse at the technicolor teat of this thread when my clownsugar is low.
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Old 04-02-2009, 12:05 PM   #47 (permalink)
 
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Old 04-15-2009, 10:04 PM   #48 (permalink)
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i encourage you to look into a clown movie called "Vulgar".

discover it however you like
imdb, google, wikiwhatever...

it is even available on netflix.

no, i have never seen it.
no, i never will.
no, i do not endorse man on clown violence.
but after reading the descriptions of this movie,
i think it might be called "clown, you had it coming"
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Old 04-15-2009, 10:19 PM   #49 (permalink)
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I've seen Vulgar and can attest to its odd vulgar clown greatness.

Don't watch it late at night. Watch it during the day so it isn't as weird.
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Old 04-15-2009, 11:38 PM   #50 (permalink)
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You guys are all a bunch of clowns.





...and believe me. You'll get yours too.
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Old 04-16-2009, 04:27 AM   #51 (permalink)
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Old 04-16-2009, 07:08 AM   #52 (permalink)
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I love the kid cowering under the threat of Ronald's pimp hand.
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Old 04-16-2009, 05:00 PM   #53 (permalink)
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This competition thing is getting out of hand...

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Old 04-17-2009, 10:43 AM   #54 (permalink)
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Bring me the head of every burger clown!
I will build a throne with their skulls.

To keep this thread comfortably ensconced here in the arts,
here is a 1 minute sketch I just did to test out a portable scanner...

it's still warm.
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Old 04-17-2009, 08:25 PM   #55 (permalink)
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Say awe. (sic)

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Old 04-18-2009, 02:10 PM   #56 (permalink)
 
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The clown that posed for me in this sketch,
loved to run behind the DDT fogger at the KOA campgrounds.



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Old 04-19-2009, 06:06 AM   #57 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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didn't noodle mention this clown:

john wayne gacy.bmp
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Old 04-19-2009, 08:32 AM   #58 (permalink)
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UnclePhil, a modern clown indeed!

It's been mentioned, but I've got a weakness for the funny-faces lacking elbows:

I prefer fresh clowns, but sometimes the Krusty variety can really make me laugh.



Something about all that substance abuse and anger is true social commentary / comedic magic.

Art imitates life? Life imitates art? Either way, the laugh is just as creepy.
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Old 04-19-2009, 04:27 PM   #59 (permalink)
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Old 04-19-2009, 04:52 PM   #60 (permalink)
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heh.

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Old 04-26-2009, 08:20 AM   #61 (permalink)
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yup....





and yup......


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Old 06-06-2009, 09:06 AM   #62 (permalink)
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i hate clowns
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Old 09-09-2009, 08:08 AM   #63 (permalink)
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The only good clown

is a dead clown.
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Old 09-09-2009, 04:24 PM   #64 (permalink)
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Old 09-19-2009, 04:11 PM   #65 (permalink)
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Old 09-19-2009, 04:54 PM   #66 (permalink)
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clown wants more jujubes...or we get to see what's in that belly of yours, candyman!!

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Old 09-20-2009, 11:11 AM   #67 (permalink)
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Old 09-20-2009, 12:50 PM   #68 (permalink)
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Whoa, I think they are many messages in there.
It will take some time to cipher them all.
I do believe that clowns must pay for their crimes against deliciousness.
That much is certain.
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Old 10-05-2009, 08:37 PM   #69 (permalink)
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Old 10-08-2009, 11:16 AM   #70 (permalink)
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my 6 yr. old: Dad, y'know how some people are ascared of clowns?

me: yep.

6: well......Gavin's school's haunted house is having clowns in it & I don't see what the big deal is.

my 9 yr. old: I'm not goin'.

me: me neither.


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Old 10-08-2009, 01:17 PM   #71 (permalink)
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Take the fight to them Jimk!
Now is your chance to strike back when they least expect it.
Your children will respect you more if your hands are soaked in technicolor clown blood.

Do not forget to take pictures.
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Old 10-08-2009, 01:30 PM   #72 (permalink)
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Old 10-08-2009, 02:15 PM   #73 (permalink)
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It's the quickest way to overcome the clown virus.
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Old 10-10-2009, 07:16 PM   #74 (permalink)
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Some of the biggest clowns ever.
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Old 10-10-2009, 08:27 PM   #75 (permalink)
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My first concert was KISS!
It was at the Summit in Houston on September 1, 1976.
Styx opened for them.
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Old 10-19-2009, 06:34 AM   #76 (permalink)
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Their brand of funny

tastes like chicken.
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Old 10-19-2009, 07:37 AM   #77 (permalink)
 
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Rodeo clowns aren't chicken.






This one's kind of geeky scary though:


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