Hi new folks!

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Hi, usually not interested in posting anything..but read some interesting things...so here I am. :)

Hello guys . I'm new to this forum. I'm very happy to belong in this family. Good day!

Hey, I'm new hear (as you could probably tell). I've been looking around for a decent forum to join and this one seemed great. Looking forward to being a part of the discussion.

Welcome SamanthaD, Mealnie, and Nsnap!

Ni hao, kids. I'm new here and checking things out. I'm thirtiesgirl, which refers to my interest in the style, decor and history of the 1920s and '30s, not (sadly) my age. In the interest of truthiness, it must be said that I haven't been in my 30s for a few years. :surprised: Ach, I used an emoticon. Kill me now. I was hoping to get through my first post without one. ...Anyhoo, if this place seems like a good fit for me, I may stick around and hang up some wall paper. We'll see how it goes.

This is the tapu speaking. (True crime points if you recognize that reference.)

From my blog profile:
funny gay linguist editor. evolutionist. atheist. former appalachian. californian forever. prisoner of new england. hip mama.

I'm looking for a board where... how to describe?... where people talk about more than just what kind of crackers they like, but are willing to plumb the depths of such a subject if someone brings it up.

I look forward to encountering you.

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Hao a? Thirtiesgirl

In the world of emoticons, you and I shall remain :expressionless:

Hello All

I just happen to find this place and it seems like a interesting spot so I thought I'd stick around. Looking forward to being a member.

Hey new folks!

TFP prides itself on being a place for intelligent and mature discussion.

I have reviewed the forum and must say that this is evident. That is why I signed up. Glad to be aboard.

Hello world
 

Hello guys,

I was doing some research for a book I am trying to write at the moment and stumbled across one of your threads. Looked interesting and thought I would join.

Look forward to discussions.

Bamboo :)

greetings guys!

what kind of book research?

greetings,
im allen aka Rimfire..from my old c64 days-which i still use...i was lured in here by the spanking your old man story..heard some girls found it fun.
im married and while she is forever, the skin side is cold so im on tyhe net looking alot.
i ask her about some of the kinky fun,she said sure if you want a divorce....
sigh...am i still being 25 instead of 55...hehe

hey. i'm new. This should be educational. Fun? We'll see. Make me smile.
Peace - out

Hey look, my first post! I just stumbled upon this forum last night and I like the concept of it. I'm probably gonna lurk around for a bit and get a feel for the site before i post much though but that's just the way I am.

Hi, I am anonymousremain. I watched the video and I think that the man investigating the O J Simpson case is on to something. For the safety of society it needs checked out. JJ has a dangerous personality and certainly could have done the crimes. There is alot of evidence to say he is capable of the crime. There is also enough evidence to support that he had time and motive. Last but not least of all, is the fact that there is evidence of blood in his vehicle. I think he would even admit to the truth since he has his medical history to fall back on. I'd like to see this happen for the safety of society, but most importantly to prove to people that there are people who can be accused of something that they did not do. The Judicial system has its flaws but it is in the best interest of all people to realize where it is flawed and where it works fine. This situation right here is a good start.

Hi all
 

Post #1.

I am looking forward to meeting people.

Hey there new folks!

Hello hello. I've been spending a lot of time reading on here, and figured it's about time I actually post something. I must say, TFP has really impressed me with the lack of trolling and mature audience it seems to attract.

I look forward to learning a thing or two, and possibly giving some new perspective to others on certain things.

-DaeHan

Hey
Just happened upon this place while browsing randomly. Looked interesting so I thought I'd give it a further look. And here I am. Let's just look around then...

Hello, DaeHan and Jacc69. Welcome!

YAY NEW PEOPLE....

Hee Hee heeeee DaeHanL called us mature. He obviously hasn't seen anything I've posted. :-p

Welcome!

not a machine but a real person here. fav latest quote just read here by Jazz (thanks) and one by chaplin on web " Nothing is permanent in this wicked world - not even our troubles."

Aww, you're making me blush. What did I say?

Mostly mature. I'd hate to generalize. XD

Hello everyone i have been trying to find a solution to eraticate my neighbors bamboo (it's taking over my back yard.) I been going in circles until i found this site. i was so impressed i had to join not just for finding out how you kill bamboo. I have read some pretty interesting subjects that i couldn't just walk away so be easy on me.....

Sperm donor
 

Hi my name is Michelle desperately seeking a mixed race or black sperm donor in the uk :) fingers crossed xxx

why dont you try a clinic instead of an internet forum? This site is really not what you're looking for

Here I am. :-)

i am a newbie here, looking forward to learn from this forum. :no:

My name is Mike, so I'm one of the youngest of this forum I think. What I do all day: going to school. I'm studying Computer Science (and no, it's not easy, but that's my opinion).

"There ought to be limits to freedom." -
 

George W Although not a big fan of his but neither do i despise him like soo many reporting so called "news"

Wow, I fell in love with this forum at first sight and I thought something like that was impossible. The Internet truly is a wonderful and exciting place. Now I'm onto exploring this part of it. Happy to be here!

{inhales}

A fond hello to you: korbas12 (Korby?), jonathanlee (Jonathan), mikesfweb (Mike), imjon (Jon), and deleted (___).

{sighs}

What can I do you for, guys - how do you like it here, Korby? what do you think you could stand to gain from continual interaction within the community, Jonathan? I'm not sure what your name has to do with measuring yourself against the collective "age" of the forum, but we're glad to have another "fresh" mind in the fold, Mike. Which is it you like more, Jon, words of wisdom, or discussing said words in a political context? Either way, we have willing participants ready to engage your yet-unspoken-thoughts.

And... deleted: a pleasure to make your acquaintance. What was the first thing about the TFP that struck you into falling for us so hard? Intrigued, truly, I am.

Hello
 

Hello all, just kinda surfed here when I was looking for a way to clean some dirty clothes. That's f'ed up. Of all the gin joints on this world wide web why would a guy like me end up in a place like this. How's that for alliteration! Not much of a speller so I hope there's no mistakes. Sounds like an interesting place to laze about or waste some time or loose some sleep over again. Well anywhoos here I am and there you go so lets get this party started...

Howdy, Roger.

What kind of party did you have in mind?

Greetings new folk.

Hi guys,
 

I'm happy to be in this group. Glad to mmet you all. Thanx!

Herro. Joined about a month ago but kinda forgot so here is my belated greeting. Hello you strange and wonderful people of the internet. Carry on. What, what! x

Hello Mogwaithief! How do you keep them out of the food? Gremlins are so much less cute and fluffy.

hee hee...Gizmo.

Welcome Mowaithief!!!!

Hi there! I'm a newbie here. I'm a writer of everyday living, love, ambitions, news, politics, health, music and other interesting things.

new and need advice
 

Hello all:
First, let me dispense with the obvious. I am a married married. We celebrated our 19th anniversary in June. Quite frankly, I was very sure it would be our last.

I am 47. My wife is 42. She is an attractive woman but she acts as if she is an ogre. Truthfully, in the last 17 years our main struggle has been her lack of sexuality.

So, last week we had it out, or I should say, she yelled and screamed, I let her, she left, I let her. I was relieved and thought it was finally over. She came back Sunday. So, around 3:30 Monday morning, I got up and did some serious thinking.

See, we haven't had sex in months. We haven't touched, kissed, caressed. No physical contact at all. Part of it was because I was afraid if I touched her I would end up shoving her through the wall. I am a patient and peaceful man, but she has put me through the paces this year.

Well, on Monday morning, I finally made the decision as to what I was going to do. I decided I had had enough and that I would give her the ultimate ultimatum. At 6:30 am, before she could get out of bed, I pounced...quite literally. I pinned her to the bed and told her that the problem we are having is that she is not submissive to me. I told her that I was sick and tired of it and that from here on out, if she planned on staying in this house and staying married, she would be my submissive, sexslave slut. Yes, I put it that way. What did I have to lose? She had already left, her bags were still packed.
I Told her that, OR she could leave and not bother coming back.

To my surprise...she said..."yes, sir. I understand." It turns out that she has been craving to be the submissive sexslave all along! We have talked and she has asked that we carry this over to every aspect of our life.

That is where the site comes in. I have been searching for help with this because, frankly, I am not a dom by nature. I can dominate, but this is all new. I need to do this right.
Any help?

First time poster. Glad to be here. Admirer for a long time, and got up off my ass to register. Hi all.

Hey TFP... Long time lurker, first time poster. Hanging out in AFG for a few long months. Hope to talk at some of you sometime!

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Hey wats up I'm form Portland,Oregon and I want to find a donor no sex involved me n my wife is a blakk lesbian couple and we r looking for a healthy mixed or blakk male to donate plz respond to me on here or at [redacted] NE time thx :)

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