What newbies should know about the previous poster...
 

So you're new here and everybody looks scary and they will probably bite. This is where you can come to find out something you needed to know about one of the old farts, medium farts, or fair-to-partly cloudy farts.

Because this is where we will post something YOU (the newbie) should know (at all costs) about the previous poster.

And I can't start the thread without saying something about somebody, so I'll start with ARTelevision. He is my mentor and my hero and you would do well to pay close attention to what he says, because (unlike me) he chooses his words very carefully and gets it right the first time. My favorite of all threads on TFP (Mass Media Mind Control) was created by ART many moons ago, and is in the Tilted Hall of Fame.

Newbies should know that warrrreagl's sister is is a hottie. ;)


What?

If you flash a photo of Allison Hannigan at Bill, he'll follow you anywhere. But then you'll be on drool-mopping detail.

oh god, I guess I will say it...

ratbastid speaks the truth

you'll hear that a lot

...and he has good taste in music...I know this because he likes a lot of the same stuff I do, uh-huh :p

the mixed one is an uncommonly gifted photographer...

Uncle Phil has a thing for toilet paper

ShaniFaye has a "thing" for men in kilts.

Bill is one of our many retired military folk. He's proud of his service, as he ought to be!

Ubertuber just completed a cross-country move (east to west coast) and did not sell his Datsun (and we were all glad to hear about that). :)

abaya is a sweetheart.

willravel greatly doubts the existance of god, but I love him anyway!!! He's great at expressing himself and his thoughts

shani is a fuel rod.

http://www.clas.ufl.edu/jur/199911/i...szollosy_2.gif

she powers one of the community's reactor cores.
every community needs light.
without it, we'd just bump into each other.

roachboy is the smartest guy to ever deny the existance of the "shift" key that you'll ever meet.

The_Jazz will always bring calm to a dispute (and reason!)

aberkok is an extremely talented jazz musician.

Bill O'Rights is the second best person to come out of Omaha......The first is Warren Buffett.

but that was over two years ago (jeebus i hope the pictures are gone...)

Renaissancell speaks from the heart...and his heart is fluent in both goodness and generosity.

/me now goes to look for these pictures

(I still have the pictures ahahahahahaha, they are even printed out and anyone that looks at my wedding album sees them :p)

MM is a genuinely nice person, I cant say an unkind word about her

I can't follow that fuel rod thing. All I can say is that Shani is one of those important people on TFP. Intelligent, well established, connected, and I can't imagine skipping one of her posts when I start reading it.

Hey Bill-O, you haven't seen the pictures of my other redheaded sister, have you? (watch him twist and burn now)

Shani Faye "gets it" when a gentleman calls her "ma'am" and opens the door for her. She is one of the most fiercely loyal members here, and I suspect she probably threw spitballs in school.

EDIT: Dang! Will got in there ahead of me. Well, willravel is the member that will - uh - always get in there ahead of you.

Noobies should also be wary of the fact that warrrreagl holds out on vitally important information. And pictures.

Bill O"Rights defies any usual political category. He just tells it like it is. You can count on him to be logical about stuff that most people are completely crazy about.

Of course, if you bring up redheads, he sort of loses focus. :p

JustJess is brilliant the way the heart of a nuclear explosion is brilliant. She radiates light and energy in all directions.

She's also cute as a bug.

ratbastid has two beautiful ladies in his life who are also members of TFP--the lovely Lurkette and stunning StellaLuna.

Lucky bastid.

onesnowyowl is one cool lady. I say this solely because I'm digging the hell out of her avatar right now. :)

Oh, and the mention of Alan Rickman will make her weak in the knees.

And if you look around, you'll find her somewhere in your TFP...drinking all yer blood. :D

healer's a young whippersnapper who's got himself a great wife to be in mandy but he's a sensible, levelheaded and quite handsome young man :)

mal is the best cook that I never met.

Mal is absolutely one of the funniest people around here....even when she's being cranky

well crap.....Cyn beat me.....

Cyn gives good hugs!!!

Shani has whips, and is not afraid to use them!!

She also sends random thoughts (and great hugs) to you inbox when you seem to need them.

God of Thunder is one of the few oldtimers here that has yet to piss anyone off...Likely that is a good thing. Chances are, now hes gonna do something rash to fix that situation.

tecoyah is a poet and a gentleman...and he showed me this place, ah but the universe is kind some days. :)

mixedmedia's love of this place...allowed me to rekindle my own.

something newbs should know about roachboy is that sometimes he thinks he is clearer than he is.



tecoyah is a lovely human being. one of those who makes this place seem alive. an interesting writer too.

roachboy never uses the shift button. ;)

And get used to saying; "What??, when reading his posts. :thumbsup:

Malficent cooks? Dammmnn.

it's about the only skill I do have...

bill o'rights is obsessed with redheads - and speaking as a redhead -I appreciate that obsessiveness - he's also a good guy, a caring dad and a good person to have in your corner

Mal....has opened up to us all, and I doubt anyone here can say they in anyway dislike what they see. She is Pure Gold, and we all know it.

Oh...and shes a good Moderator as well....heh

Tecoyah has recently moved....AND NOW HE LIVES CLOSER TO MEEEEEEEEEEEE :icare:

Shani wants to spank my butt....I just know it. :)

Davematrix...likes to be spanked.

A little too much sometimes.
So, Dave...stop PMing me, eh? It ain't happenin', Bud. :thumbsup: