warrrreagl

So you're new here and everybody looks scary and they will probably bite. This is where you can come to find out something you needed to know about one of the old farts, medium farts, or fair-to-partly cloudy farts.

Because this is where we will post something YOU (the newbie) should know (at all costs) about the previous poster.

And I can't start the thread without saying something about somebody, so I'll start with ARTelevision. He is my mentor and my hero and you would do well to pay close attention to what he says, because (unlike me) he chooses his words very carefully and gets it right the first time. My favorite of all threads on TFP (Mass Media Mind Control) was created by ART many moons ago, and is in the Tilted Hall of Fame.

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Living is easy with eyes closed.

Bill O'Rights

Newbies should know that warrrreagl's sister is is a hottie.


What?

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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony

"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

ratbastid

If you flash a photo of Allison Hannigan at Bill, he'll follow you anywhere. But then you'll be on drool-mopping detail.

mixedmedia

oh god, I guess I will say it...

ratbastid speaks the truth

you'll hear that a lot

...and he has good taste in music...I know this because he likes a lot of the same stuff I do, uh-huh

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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

uncle phil

the mixed one is an uncommonly gifted photographer...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

ShaniFaye

Uncle Phil has a thing for toilet paper

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I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!

Bill O'Rights

ShaniFaye has a "thing" for men in kilts.

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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony

"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

ubertuber

Bill is one of our many retired military folk. He's proud of his service, as he ought to be!

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Cogito ergo spud -- I think, therefore I yam

abaya

Ubertuber just completed a cross-country move (east to west coast) and did not sell his Datsun (and we were all glad to hear about that).

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And think not you can direct the course of Love;
for Love, if it finds you worthy, directs your course.
--Khalil Gibran

Willravel

abaya is a sweetheart.

ShaniFaye

willravel greatly doubts the existance of god, but I love him anyway!!! He's great at expressing himself and his thoughts

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I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!

roachboy

shani is a fuel rod.



she powers one of the community's reactor cores.
every community needs light.
without it, we'd just bump into each other.

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a gramophone its corrugated trumpet silver handle
spinning dog. such faithfulness it hear

it make you sick.

-kamau brathwaite

The_Jazz

roachboy is the smartest guy to ever deny the existance of the "shift" key that you'll ever meet.

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin
"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

aberkok

The_Jazz will always bring calm to a dispute (and reason!)

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!check out my new blog! http://arkanamusic.wordpress.com

Warden Gentiles: "It? Perfectly innocent. But I can see how, if our roles were reversed, I might have you beaten with a pillowcase full of batteries."

Bill O'Rights

aberkok is an extremely talented jazz musician.

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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony

"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

RenaissanceII

Bill O'Rights is the second best person to come out of Omaha......The first is Warren Buffett.

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And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom.
Anais Nin


I Wish You Well.

uncle phil

but that was over two years ago (jeebus i hope the pictures are gone...)

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

mixedmedia

Renaissancell speaks from the heart...and his heart is fluent in both goodness and generosity.

/me now goes to look for these pictures

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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

ShaniFaye

(I still have the pictures ahahahahahaha, they are even printed out and anyone that looks at my wedding album sees them )

MM is a genuinely nice person, I cant say an unkind word about her

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I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!

Willravel

I can't follow that fuel rod thing. All I can say is that Shani is one of those important people on TFP. Intelligent, well established, connected, and I can't imagine skipping one of her posts when I start reading it.

warrrreagl

Hey Bill-O, you haven't seen the pictures of my other redheaded sister, have you? (watch him twist and burn now)

Shani Faye "gets it" when a gentleman calls her "ma'am" and opens the door for her. She is one of the most fiercely loyal members here, and I suspect she probably threw spitballs in school.

EDIT: Dang! Will got in there ahead of me. Well, willravel is the member that will - uh - always get in there ahead of you.

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Living is easy with eyes closed.

Bill O'Rights

Noobies should also be wary of the fact that warrrreagl holds out on vitally important information. And pictures.

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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony

"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

JustJess

Bill O"Rights defies any usual political category. He just tells it like it is. You can count on him to be logical about stuff that most people are completely crazy about.

Of course, if you bring up redheads, he sort of loses focus.

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My heart knows me better than I know myself, so I'm gonna let it do all the talkin'.

ratbastid

JustJess is brilliant the way the heart of a nuclear explosion is brilliant. She radiates light and energy in all directions.

She's also cute as a bug.

snowy

ratbastid has two beautiful ladies in his life who are also members of TFP--the lovely Lurkette and stunning StellaLuna.

Lucky bastid.

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If I am not better, at least I am different. --Jean-Jacques Rousseau

healer

onesnowyowl is one cool lady. I say this solely because I'm digging the hell out of her avatar right now.

Oh, and the mention of Alan Rickman will make her weak in the knees.

And if you look around, you'll find her somewhere in your TFP...drinking all yer blood.

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maleficent

healer's a young whippersnapper who's got himself a great wife to be in mandy but he's a sensible, levelheaded and quite handsome young man

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Cynthetiq

mal is the best cook that I never met.

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I don't care if you are black, white, purple, green, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, hippie, cop, bum, admin, user, English, Irish, French, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, indian, cowboy, tall, short, fat, skinny, emo, punk, mod, rocker, straight, gay, lesbian, jock, nerd, geek, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Independent, driver, pedestrian, or bicyclist, either you're an asshole or you're not.

ShaniFaye

Mal is absolutely one of the funniest people around here....even when she's being cranky

well crap.....Cyn beat me.....

Cyn gives good hugs!!!

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I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!

God of Thunder

Shani has whips, and is not afraid to use them!!

She also sends random thoughts (and great hugs) to you inbox when you seem to need them.

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I reject your reality, and substitute my own

-- Adam Savage

tecoyah

God of Thunder is one of the few oldtimers here that has yet to piss anyone off...Likely that is a good thing. Chances are, now hes gonna do something rash to fix that situation.

mixedmedia

tecoyah is a poet and a gentleman...and he showed me this place, ah but the universe is kind some days.

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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

tecoyah

mixedmedia's love of this place...allowed me to rekindle my own.

roachboy

something newbs should know about roachboy is that sometimes he thinks he is clearer than he is.



tecoyah is a lovely human being. one of those who makes this place seem alive. an interesting writer too.

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a gramophone its corrugated trumpet silver handle
spinning dog. such faithfulness it hear

it make you sick.

-kamau brathwaite

Bill O'Rights

roachboy never uses the shift button.

And get used to saying; "What??, when reading his posts.

Malficent cooks? Dammmnn.

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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony

"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

maleficent

it's about the only skill I do have...

bill o'rights is obsessed with redheads - and speaking as a redhead -I appreciate that obsessiveness - he's also a good guy, a caring dad and a good person to have in your corner

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tecoyah

Mal....has opened up to us all, and I doubt anyone here can say they in anyway dislike what they see. She is Pure Gold, and we all know it.

Oh...and shes a good Moderator as well....heh

ShaniFaye

Tecoyah has recently moved....AND NOW HE LIVES CLOSER TO MEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!

DaveOrion

Shani wants to spank my butt....I just know it.

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Syriana...have you ever tried liquid MDMA?....Liquid MDMA? No....Arash, when you wanna do this?.....After prayer...

Bill O'Rights

Davematrix...likes to be spanked.

A little too much sometimes.
So, Dave...stop PMing me, eh? It ain't happenin', Bud.

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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony

"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.