...Uh...Bill. I'm sending your paddle back FedEx....give it a couple days.

I'll try, I have a pm addiction...I'm workin on that...:)

If we ever have an event in atlanta....so many of you are gonna get spanked!!!

/somehow I think we've gotten off track lol

no we haven't...

let 'em know who we really are!

Oh well in that case...

Dr Phil......oh wait I mean Uncle Phil makes some mean ribs

Uncle Phil is the most "Moderate" of all moderators....and he makes some damn fine Ribs.....seriously, they kick ass

* damn you Shani....always one step ahead....or behind if the mood fits

Not only is Tecoyah our resident poet and philosopher, he's the Director of Ad-Lib theatre at Moe's. Rated "R" for sexual content, of course. :)

Elphaba will add excellent phrases to your vocabulary as well as send the nicest PMs to make your whole day.

"warrreagl" is pronounced "war eagle" according to the mistress of mayhem.

I prefer to call him "Commando Eagle" or more appropriately, "Eagle without underpants."

Warrreagl "owns" TFP in his heart and does all that he can to welcome new members. He hopes to make y'all comfortable sooner, rather than later.

Trust me, this is a very good man. :)

warrrreagl is a gentleman and scholar, and likes to stir it up.

RenaissanceII has a heart as big as all outdoors, and is hard at work systematically breaking down the barriers to letting others in on that fact.

Ratbastid is one of the wisest people i know. He gives sound advice and always speaks the truth. you'll have many "ah huh" moments after reading his posts :)

Mandy is planning a wedding!!!!

shani can whip me and make me write bad checks!

Cynthetiq has connections. He gets to see all the cool shows and movies in NYC before we get to see them.

Red's title describes him perfectly -if it's been said on TFP - he can find it -he posseses searching skills that most mortals do not possess... It's really impressive... :)

He's also done a career change and works with his hands rubbing people for a living :) sounds like fun work if you ask me :D abd he never rubs people the wrong way :D

Maleficent only pretends to work in the computer field. I happen to know that she is an internationally famous supermodel who only pretends to work in the computer field when she's on TFP, just to take a break from all the glamor.

... what? No, really, I'm sure of it. That's why she never lets us see her picture.

there's one picture of me on this forum and it's scary bad...

Red was away from from TFP for faaaaaaaaaaaar too long for my liking, but now he and his wisdom are back!!!

ShaniFaye is very sweet, and a tfp connection to info on Ren Faires. :thumbsup:

Now that's cute - Ren Faires/Renaissance II - haha.

But seriously, Renaissance II is a man of many connections, because he managed to achieve the physically impossible - he changed his display name. That, alone, impresses me. Plus he always says things that make you feel better.

War, wellll..... he once stripped through the Atlanta airport yelling woowoo.

Other than being a streaker, I suppose he's an alright guy and will help you immensely. He helped me once.... I was in this really nice hotel that gave me a jacket to hug myself and pillows all over the floor and wall.... Well, War went to the people who ran it and told them I needed to stay indefinately..... he's such a nice guy.

Ask Pan how he feels about immigration. I dare you.

will is like the guy from terminator 2. You can even shoot him and he still keeps coming at you.

Halx is the founder of this Feast, this banquet, this place. Makes me grateful.

RenaissanceII is helping keep #TFP (chat) alive. You can find him there often.

aberkok recently released his first album and would very much like for you to listen ( buy)

Hal, well...he...he has this....well...it's extremely....oh never mind :shy:

Hal is a great leader. He is decisive and creative yet doesn't consider himself above getting down in the mud and having fun with the rest of us.

Plus, shit, he created this place. Come on.

Mixedmedia is real, yo. And one of our newest Super Moderators! She's one of the most honest, down-to-earth, kick-ass, sexy members of this forum. She's also a damn good mom to her 3 girls. :D

abaya lives in Iceland and we visited her earlier this year and had the The Littlest TFP Meetup in the Littlest Country in the Littlest Car. When she gets greeted by other Icelanders they say to her, "Hæ Hæ!"

Cynth has A LOT of posts. Even more than me.

willravel's real name is James.

He has a habit of posting what you were going to say, better than you could say it, before you even read the question.

He is deeply devoted to his wife.

I think that's it. :D

ItWasMe's beloved is in the US Military and is due to be home soon (good Wishes there), and is very sweet.

...and I have that one and a few others, none of which are scary bad. :D

Elph has spent a lot of time helping soldiers deal with PTSD. She is a loving wife to a very lucky fellow. And she is a font of whimsy.
/me likes Elf :)

kramus comes up with sketches and doodles that never fail to amaze me. He seems to regard these pieces of art as almost off-hand things, which makes me wonder what he comes up with when he's really trying.

Martian loves music and knows a lot about it. He also looks awesome in hats (one at a time).

aberkok creates music, but is NOT a music snob. If he's coming to your nabe, he'll make a point of meeting anyone who's up for it. He also enjoys a good BBQ meal. :)

Jess is purty. But she lives with a vicious-looking cougar. ;)

Mixedmedia has an incredible photographic eye. She's a bit kinky, with a wicked sense of humor and has this "thing" for stockings. Grawwr.

And i bet she makes a damn cool mom.