raeanna74

I suppose this could go in nonsense BUT it is a question that I need a legitimate answer for. My daughter asked me this today. I've done some looking around and have not found anything for this. Obviously it would be chavenistic to say that her ONLY name is Mrs. Santa Claus and just give her Mr. Claus' name. She needs a name of her own.

I am surprised that there is no one else who has attempted to answer this question before. But yet I have heard nothing on the subject either. Does anyone know the answer? If not, perhaps we could share some good suggestions for names and I could just PICK one to tell my daughter. Any ideas?

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skier

googling it, i saw evelyn, jessica (from a 1970's movie), and again, Jessica Mary Claus. "Her mother picked her middle name after the mother of Jesus"

I think it's a matter of debate. You could probably call her first name whatever you wish.

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Charlatan

http://mymerrychristmas.com/2004/mod...rticle&sid=141

http://www.tavonreiman.net/mrsclaus.html

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shakran

Sandy.

Meditrina

According to "Santa Claus is coming to town" which was on last night, her name is Jessica.

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Elphaba

"Myrtle" I'm certain of it.

Willravel

Saint Nicholas was a catholic bishop (thus he couldn't get married). Mrs. Clause was an advertising campaign dating back to before the 50's that was intended to bring housewives in on christmas.

THGL

Buzzkill.

raeanna, how old is your daughter? I've got two at home (both under 3) and I'm curious as to when all the questions out of left field will start.

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Willravel

Touche. Let's try this...

Mrs. Oprah McFrendly was born December 24, 1356 in Korea. She was raised Catholic by the first christian minstry sent to the far East. When she was 16 she was abducted by 26 ninjas with sharks. Meanwhile, Santa was reading his list, feeling lonely when he came upon the name of Oprah McFriendly. Noticing that her name had a 'good' by it, but no presents, he knew that her life was in danger; she was alergic to sharks. Santa slipped on his boots and called upon his reindeer. In no time flat, Santa was shadowing the ninjas, and their sharks. The barge that the ninjas and Oprah were on happened to have a chimney. "Bingo..." Santa said as he wiggled his nose and teleported down the chimney. He appeared in the presence of 12 ninja in the captians quarters. He immediatally flew into action displaying the greatest acrobatic marital arts moves ever to be seen in the history of fat white guys in red suits attacking ninjas on a barge. Santa brushed some dust from his red suit and continues into the lower decks. With each encounter with the ninjas, Santa would pull new and amazing gadgets from his bag. He would pull out a chair and the ninjas would stun their toes (it was a cold night, making the toe stubbing even more frustrating). With frustration clouding their concentration, Santa had little difficulty dealing with the abductors. In the bottom of the ship, Santa faced the final ninja. This ninja pulled out his sword. Santa pulled out a yule log. The two met in mortal combat. By the end, the ninja fell and Santa stood victorious. Oprah was in love. After 16 dates and a vacation in Datona Beach in July, the two were wed.

That's the story of Mrs. Clause. Mrs. Oprah Clause.

A side note: a certian famous talk show host is named after Oprah Clause.

Brewmaniac

I think it's Candy Claus, it fitting giving that she is so sweet and all. Also I read a few years back(can't find the link now) that when Santa was younger and had those male yearnings, you know what I mean. He went to the the Snowball Club a little out of the way strip club and caught the eye of this cute buxom blonde, she sat on Santa's lap, gave him the lap dance of his life, then she leaned over and said I'm definitely on your naughty list! The rest is history.

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raeanna74

I had thought about this part but at my daughter's age she would not comprehend this. Especially since we are not catholic so she does not have much experience with priests.

She's 5 yrs old. Our situation is somewhat unique though and I think she might have started to ask these questions earlier if our situation had been the norm.
My mother adamantly opposes promoting Santa Clause even in the tiniest way. She removed any books that referred to Santa Clause from her home while we were growing up. When I told her that we were going to tell our daughter about Santa my mother responded with "Well I'm not going to help you lie. If she (our daughter) mentions Santa to me at all I'm going to tell her the truth."
So rather than create a scene between my parents and myself I told our daughter that Santa was not real but that it was fun to pretend. She has since 'convinced' herself that he is real. When we went to see the Santa yesterday the man playing the part had a REAL white beard and when we left she said to me "SEE, I TOLD YOU he was real. Even his BEARD was real."

Later she asked me where his reindeer and sleigh were. She asked why he'd come to our town, and why he couldn't stay until Christmas. She asked if his wife could bring HER presents and not Santa. She really liked Mrs. Santa the most.

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Suave

I was thinking about this a couple of days ago, and decided on "Agnus".

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CSflim

Yes!
   

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pocon1

nothing to say

la petite moi

How about Sandy? Santa and Sandy Claus!

longbough

Bubba? .....