I think it's Candy Claus, it fitting giving that she is so sweet and all. Also I read a few years back(can't find the link now) that when Santa was younger and had those male yearnings, you know what I mean. He went to the the Snowball Club a little out of the way strip club and caught the eye of this cute buxom blonde, she sat on Santa's lap, gave him the lap dance of his life, then she leaned over and said I'm definitely on your naughty list! The rest is history.
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