Willravel

Touche. Let's try this...

Mrs. Oprah McFrendly was born December 24, 1356 in Korea. She was raised Catholic by the first christian minstry sent to the far East. When she was 16 she was abducted by 26 ninjas with sharks. Meanwhile, Santa was reading his list, feeling lonely when he came upon the name of Oprah McFriendly. Noticing that her name had a 'good' by it, but no presents, he knew that her life was in danger; she was alergic to sharks. Santa slipped on his boots and called upon his reindeer. In no time flat, Santa was shadowing the ninjas, and their sharks. The barge that the ninjas and Oprah were on happened to have a chimney. "Bingo..." Santa said as he wiggled his nose and teleported down the chimney. He appeared in the presence of 12 ninja in the captians quarters. He immediatally flew into action displaying the greatest acrobatic marital arts moves ever to be seen in the history of fat white guys in red suits attacking ninjas on a barge. Santa brushed some dust from his red suit and continues into the lower decks. With each encounter with the ninjas, Santa would pull new and amazing gadgets from his bag. He would pull out a chair and the ninjas would stun their toes (it was a cold night, making the toe stubbing even more frustrating). With frustration clouding their concentration, Santa had little difficulty dealing with the abductors. In the bottom of the ship, Santa faced the final ninja. This ninja pulled out his sword. Santa pulled out a yule log. The two met in mortal combat. By the end, the ninja fell and Santa stood victorious. Oprah was in love. After 16 dates and a vacation in Datona Beach in July, the two were wed.

That's the story of Mrs. Clause. Mrs. Oprah Clause.

A side note: a certian famous talk show host is named after Oprah Clause.