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Crisis · 01-18-2005, 09:42 PM

In line the other day at Tim Hortons (a coffee shop for you non-Canucks) in my school I notice this drop dead gorgeous platinum blonde. So just as I'm paying I turn to my friend and say, "Hey don't you think that blonde looks like a pornstar?". We both have a good laugh and as we pass down the hallway which seperates the Tim Hortons by glass I see the girl staring at me with her jaw dropped. We laugh again (me a bit red in the face) and I saw a couple friends ahead talking to some girl. I thought I'd share the somewhat comical experience with the one that wasn't talking to the girl. After telling him about it and pointing out the "pornstar" and asking him if calling a girl that is a compliment or not he points out the girl they were talking to (who's been listening to my convo) was actually the "pornstars" friend. I walked away as fast as I could and that was my first big jack ass moment of 2005.

What have you done to embarass yourself in the new year?

Temporary_User · 01-18-2005, 09:45 PM

hmm, you dont happen to goto MRC do you?

Crisis · 01-18-2005, 09:46 PM

nope Sault College

Cervantes · 01-18-2005, 09:57 PM

Sometimes it's just hard to keep the piehole shut... I know all too well.

Schwan · 01-19-2005, 03:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Crisis

What have you done to embarass yourself in the new year?

Well, I started dating.

sgn43 · 01-19-2005, 03:46 AM

I was doing some cleaning because my parents decided that the entire house needed to be refloored. So I'm taking boxes and whatnot out of my room, and I was on my way to carrying a box full of magazines to the garage when I lost my grip on the box and it slips out of my hands. My mom was walking by as the box hits the floor. And sure enough, despite not having looked through or even seen them in over a year, every issue of Playboy that I had a subscription to back when I first turned 18 spilled onto the floor and conventiently rested on top of every other, tamer and more acceptable magazine. Awkward silence followed by awkward clean up and awkward slowly walking away. In retrospect, it was hilarious despite stupid and embarrassing.

K-Wise · 01-19-2005, 03:48 AM

Watching Ashlee Simpson perform at the orange bowl

Asta!!

Powderedmaggot · 01-19-2005, 08:16 AM

Crisis - take solice in the fact that 2005 has just begun. I'm certain you will be able to perform many more dumbass moves before the year is out. When you do be sure to post them.

f6twister · 01-19-2005, 09:00 AM

I went through the drive through at the local Burger King. When I got to the window and was given my total and it seemed high. I asked the person working if it was right as my math put it about $5 cheaper. She said yes and gave me a copy of the receipt. I quickly added it up and found that my "value" meal cost almost $8. She got the manager who looked at the receipt and told me it was right. I went off on him and told him his value meal wasn't a value and that they were ripping people off. I was hungry and on a schedule so I paid my bill, took my food and left. After I got home I pulled out the receipt and did the math again to see how much I was really out. I guess my original math was a little off. I accidentally added everything and missed the part where some of the items had the - sign before it. Now my $8 value meal actually cost me about $5.50 (which was right for what I ordered). Good thing the Burger King here is closing to I don't have to go back.

Blasphemy. · 01-19-2005, 01:38 PM

Whoa whoa whoa, back up.

You have a Tim Hortons in your school?!

K-Wise · 01-19-2005, 01:40 PM

Man this is gonna sound stupid remind me what a Tim Hortons is again?

Asta!!

Journeyman · 01-19-2005, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by K-Wise

Man this is gonna sound stupid remind me what a Tim Hortons is again?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crisis

In line the other day at Tim Hortons (a coffee shop for you non-Canucks)

Sounds like Canadian Starbucks, to me.

Grasshopper Green · 01-19-2005, 02:01 PM

From what I understand from a Canadian friend, its much much better than Starbucks.

Temporary_User · 01-19-2005, 02:39 PM

tim hortons is a donut shop.
It just happens to sell coffee.
think of McD's with good coffee.
it is totally unlike starbucks.
I also have a Timmy Ho's in my school.

lite campfire · 01-19-2005, 03:16 PM

They also have soup and sandwiches. So; It's a stripped down Quizno's and Starbucks (not as many sandwich or coffee options) combined with a doughnut shop.
There's 6 locations in my town.

Mephisto2 · 01-19-2005, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crisis

What have you done to embarass yourself in the new year?

Well, I started dating.

Best line so far.

Funny.

Mr Mephisto

MSD · 01-19-2005, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by K-Wise

Man this is gonna sound stupid remind me what a Tim Hortons is again?

Asta!!

It's more like Dunkin Donuts, but with far superior coffee.

Crisis · 01-19-2005, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Powderedmaggot

Crisis - take solice in the fact that 2005 has just begun. I'm certain you will be able to perform many more dumbass moves before the year is out. When you do be sure to post them.

Haha that might be a daily journal then :P

01-18-2005, 09:42 PM	#1 (permalink)
Crisis Tilted	First Dumb Move of 2005 In line the other day at Tim Hortons (a coffee shop for you non-Canucks) in my school I notice this drop dead gorgeous platinum blonde. So just as I'm paying I turn to my friend and say, "Hey don't you think that blonde looks like a pornstar?". We both have a good laugh and as we pass down the hallway which seperates the Tim Hortons by glass I see the girl staring at me with her jaw dropped. We laugh again (me a bit red in the face) and I saw a couple friends ahead talking to some girl. I thought I'd share the somewhat comical experience with the one that wasn't talking to the girl. After telling him about it and pointing out the "pornstar" and asking him if calling a girl that is a compliment or not he points out the girl they were talking to (who's been listening to my convo) was actually the "pornstars" friend. I walked away as fast as I could and that was my first big jack ass moment of 2005. What have you done to embarass yourself in the new year?

01-18-2005, 09:57 PM	#4 (permalink)
Cervantes Psycho Location: Above you	Sometimes it's just hard to keep the piehole shut... I know all too well. __________________ - "Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned.." - "Religions take everything that your DNA naturally wants to do to survive and pro-create and makes it wrong." - "There is only one absolute truth and that is that there is only one absolute truth."

01-19-2005, 03:46 AM	#6 (permalink)
sgn43 Insane Location: Los Angeles	I was doing some cleaning because my parents decided that the entire house needed to be refloored. So I'm taking boxes and whatnot out of my room, and I was on my way to carrying a box full of magazines to the garage when I lost my grip on the box and it slips out of my hands. My mom was walking by as the box hits the floor. And sure enough, despite not having looked through or even seen them in over a year, every issue of Playboy that I had a subscription to back when I first turned 18 spilled onto the floor and conventiently rested on top of every other, tamer and more acceptable magazine. Awkward silence followed by awkward clean up and awkward slowly walking away. In retrospect, it was hilarious despite stupid and embarrassing. __________________ To be great is to be misunderstood. -Emerson

01-19-2005, 03:48 AM	#7 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	Watching Ashlee Simpson perform at the orange bowl Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

01-19-2005, 09:00 AM	#9 (permalink)
f6twister Addict	I went through the drive through at the local Burger King. When I got to the window and was given my total and it seemed high. I asked the person working if it was right as my math put it about $5 cheaper. She said yes and gave me a copy of the receipt. I quickly added it up and found that my "value" meal cost almost $8. She got the manager who looked at the receipt and told me it was right. I went off on him and told him his value meal wasn't a value and that they were ripping people off. I was hungry and on a schedule so I paid my bill, took my food and left. After I got home I pulled out the receipt and did the math again to see how much I was really out. I guess my original math was a little off. I accidentally added everything and missed the part where some of the items had the - sign before it. Now my $8 value meal actually cost me about $5.50 (which was right for what I ordered). Good thing the Burger King here is closing to I don't have to go back. __________________ A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day. Calvin

01-18-2005, 09:45 PM	#2 (permalink)
Temporary_User Psycho	hmm, you dont happen to goto MRC do you?

01-18-2005, 09:46 PM	#3 (permalink)
Crisis Tilted	nope Sault College

01-19-2005, 08:16 AM	#8 (permalink)
Powderedmaggot Banned	Crisis - take solice in the fact that 2005 has just begun. I'm certain you will be able to perform many more dumbass moves before the year is out. When you do be sure to post them.

01-19-2005, 01:38 PM	#10 (permalink)
Blasphemy. Tilted	Whoa whoa whoa, back up. You have a Tim Hortons in your school?!

01-19-2005, 01:40 PM	#11 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	Man this is gonna sound stupid remind me what a Tim Hortons is again? Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

01-19-2005, 02:01 PM	#13 (permalink)
Grasshopper Green ...is a comical chap Location: Where morons reign supreme	From what I understand from a Canadian friend, its much much better than Starbucks.

01-19-2005, 02:39 PM	#14 (permalink)
Temporary_User Psycho	tim hortons is a donut shop. It just happens to sell coffee. think of McD's with good coffee. it is totally unlike starbucks. I also have a Timmy Ho's in my school.

01-19-2005, 03:16 PM	#15 (permalink)
lite campfire Crazy	They also have soup and sandwiches. So; It's a stripped down Quizno's and Starbucks (not as many sandwich or coffee options) combined with a doughnut shop. There's 6 locations in my town.