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Crisis · 01-18-2005, 09:42 PM

In line the other day at Tim Hortons (a coffee shop for you non-Canucks) in my school I notice this drop dead gorgeous platinum blonde. So just as I'm paying I turn to my friend and say, "Hey don't you think that blonde looks like a pornstar?". We both have a good laugh and as we pass down the hallway which seperates the Tim Hortons by glass I see the girl staring at me with her jaw dropped. We laugh again (me a bit red in the face) and I saw a couple friends ahead talking to some girl. I thought I'd share the somewhat comical experience with the one that wasn't talking to the girl. After telling him about it and pointing out the "pornstar" and asking him if calling a girl that is a compliment or not he points out the girl they were talking to (who's been listening to my convo) was actually the "pornstars" friend. I walked away as fast as I could and that was my first big jack ass moment of 2005.

What have you done to embarass yourself in the new year?

01-18-2005, 09:42 PM	#1 (permalink)
Crisis Tilted	First Dumb Move of 2005 In line the other day at Tim Hortons (a coffee shop for you non-Canucks) in my school I notice this drop dead gorgeous platinum blonde. So just as I'm paying I turn to my friend and say, "Hey don't you think that blonde looks like a pornstar?". We both have a good laugh and as we pass down the hallway which seperates the Tim Hortons by glass I see the girl staring at me with her jaw dropped. We laugh again (me a bit red in the face) and I saw a couple friends ahead talking to some girl. I thought I'd share the somewhat comical experience with the one that wasn't talking to the girl. After telling him about it and pointing out the "pornstar" and asking him if calling a girl that is a compliment or not he points out the girl they were talking to (who's been listening to my convo) was actually the "pornstars" friend. I walked away as fast as I could and that was my first big jack ass moment of 2005. What have you done to embarass yourself in the new year?