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MacGuyver 01-01-2005 10:30 PM

Ashlee or Jessica?
 
I'm in an argument here, and we want to know... who is hotter? Ashlee Simpson or Jessica Simpson? I say Jessica without a doubt. He says Ashlee. Now remember, this has nothing to do with ditziness or lip-syncing, just looks.

AquaFox 01-01-2005 10:33 PM

can you post pictures to compare ;) ? lol


i honestly don't know which one is which

Willravel 01-01-2005 10:37 PM

Looks? Ashlee all the way.

MacGuyver 01-01-2005 10:41 PM

Jessica:
http://www.superiorpics.com/jessica_...jessica015.jpg

http://www.superiorpics.com/jessica_...jessica045.jpg

Ashlee:

http://www.mcarecords.com/MCAImageUp...11615-Full.jpg

http://www.mcarecords.com/MCAImageUp...ull.auto.1.jpg

Suave 01-01-2005 10:43 PM

Really tough to say, to be honest. I don't think about either of them a great deal, so I just chose Jessica because she has bigger knockers.

DelayedReaction 01-01-2005 10:50 PM

Jessica, as long as she doesn't talk.

jorgelito 01-01-2005 10:51 PM

You need another option, "Neither". Yeccchhh!!! How either of them are famous I'll never know.

Jessica has a rockin' body but that face: Yeeeessshh!! Way messed up.

MacGuyver 01-01-2005 10:54 PM

There is no neither here... you have to chose who is hotter, or death.

jorgelito 01-01-2005 10:56 PM

WIth those options.....death. Please, throw out some
"hot" chicks next time for comparison.

MacGuyver 01-01-2005 11:06 PM

ah, but see, im not asking you if they are 'hot' persay, I am rather asking who is better looking out of the two of them. This is just comparing two sisters, not the two of them and rediculously attractive supermodels.

jrclark 01-01-2005 11:07 PM

Ashlee: Brunette + blue eyes = hotness

jorgelito 01-01-2005 11:09 PM

Ooh, good point, I missed that. I retract....death.

Ok, Let me start over.

How about Ashlee's face, with her "real hair" on Jessica's body?

If not, then I'd go with Jessica (sort of reluctantly?). I bet she'd be fun in bed. Great body.

powerclown 01-01-2005 11:14 PM

Jessica Simpson is the hottest chick alive on the planet today, bar none.

cartmen34 01-01-2005 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DelayedReaction
Jessica, as long as she doesn't talk.

Agreed.

However, I'd probably want to stab myself in the head if I hung out with either of them for any length of time.... but based just on looks alone....Jessica, hands down. :thumbsup:

radioguy 01-02-2005 12:20 AM

jessica all the way

Strange Famous 01-02-2005 01:14 AM

Ashlee is quite a good looking girl, but from what I know about her she seems a bit of a fool. Still, I'd rather choose her than die.

Rdr4evr 01-02-2005 01:28 AM

I would love to say neither, but if I had to choose who is the least ugly, rather than the most pretty, I would say Jessica is the least ugly.....even though her face looks like a man.

bermuDa 01-02-2005 01:49 AM

I find neither of them attractive...

SiN 01-02-2005 02:01 AM

I can't be talked/threatened into voting ... they are both unattractive.

Mephisto2 01-02-2005 02:10 AM

You think Jessica Simpson is unattractive?!

:SHAKES HEAD:


Mr Mephisto

World's King 01-02-2005 02:17 AM

Fuck the fake tits.

I want fake punk rock.


Ashlee all the way.

ratbastid 01-02-2005 07:40 AM

One thing you can say for Ashlee: she does a cute hoe-down.

JumpinJesus 01-02-2005 07:44 AM

Do I have to choose? Can't I just have a testicle removed with rusty pliers instead?

To be honest, they're too manufactured for me to consider either one attractive. And there's something creepy about the way Jessica moves when she speaks. I don't know what it is, but I know it's creepy.

rickscales 01-02-2005 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JumpinJesus
To be honest, they're too manufactured for me to consider either one attractive.

I'm with jumpinjesus. The RIAA created Jessica Simpson simply so I *would* do that. I wouldn't want to give in to them.

skier 01-02-2005 09:14 AM

I think i need more pictures to make a firm decision one way or another.

crewsor 01-02-2005 09:30 AM

Jessica, Jessica, Jessica. Pure beauty, though it would seem for every ounce of her beauty a pound of intelligence was removed.

present_future 01-02-2005 09:44 AM

Jessica all the way. She may be an airhead, but I bet she makes the Mr. very happy in bed.

ninety09 01-02-2005 10:38 AM

Jessica! I don't like Ashley's face.

powerclown 01-02-2005 11:14 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...mpson20007.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...leb_pic_12.jpg

THIS ONE!

Scorps 01-02-2005 12:28 PM

Its jessica for me, her sisters nose is to big, thats the only turn off for me!

boom29 01-02-2005 12:39 PM

I don't think there's even a question on this one. Jessica by far.

silent_jay 01-02-2005 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suave
....so I just chose Jessica because she has bigger knockers.

That's how I feel about it, I hate them both, but the knockers give Jessica the edge

brandon11983 01-02-2005 12:47 PM

Who or who?

qtpye4u84 01-02-2005 12:50 PM

Jessica!!!!!!!
She's like my older sister!!
I like her: clothes, shoes, hair, makeup line, Purses, vacations.
She is not a brittney and thats why I think she is so hot.

El Kaz 01-02-2005 01:01 PM

Ashlee.
Cute little rebel look.. even if it's fake ;)

ibis 01-02-2005 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DelayedReaction
Jessica, as long as she doesn't talk.

My thoughts exactly.
:rolleyes:

OFKU0 01-02-2005 01:27 PM

I withhold my vote until Ashlee gets some cosmetic surgery and loses the baby fat on her tummy and ass.

BoCo 01-02-2005 04:25 PM

Even if I didn't think Jessica was a fucking hottie, she'd win by default because I've always thought Ashlee was fugly. If she wasn't famous, I doubt 99% of guys would even give her a second look.

absorbentishe 01-02-2005 04:28 PM

I want them in a threesome. If I had to pick just one, Jessica. Ashlee seems a little trashy, but that's not always a bad thing.

irseg 01-02-2005 04:45 PM

The faces are the downfalls of these two. I can't quite put my finger on why exactly, but Ashlee's face strikes me as quite ugly (eyes are nice though). But at least it's feminine. Jessica's looks nicer, but it's also eerily manly.

Jessica definitely has the nicer body, so I'd say she's the winner overall.


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